Haruhi : *in a tropical theme park* Wait a minute.. am I dreaming? We're in Japan right? And Japan's not really known for it's tropical locals.

Tamaki : *pops up* "Behold Haruhi," *puts a hand on her shoulder* *sparkles* "Bask in the beauty of tropical birds! Aren't they breathtaking? I wonder what they're called.."

Haruhi : "Um where was the exit again?"

Tamaki : *lounging in a chair, holding a drink* "Try to make the most of this down time and just relax. We're so worried about keeping our good looks day and night we deserve a little vacation."

Haruhi : "Personally I think this is pointless and a waste of time, so can I go home now? I should really be studying and I've got a ton of laundry to do today. Senpai, where are we anyway?"

A Little Earlier... 3:38pm

Haruhi : *walking out of the school*

Twins : *grabs Haruhi's arms* 

Haruhi : *screams*

Hikaru : "Target-"

Kaoru : "Captured."

Haruhi : "Wait! What the-!?"

Tamaki : *pulls up in a limo, rolling down the window, wearing sunglasses and a lei* "Good work, now take her with you."

Twins : "Rodger!"

Tamaki : *smiles* "Hm~" *closes the window and drives off*

Haruhi : "Hold on, where are we going?!"

Twins : *drag her off*

Back at the Resort

Kyoya : "This place is a brand new theme park that my family, the Ootori group runs. It's called the Tropical Aqua Garden."

Haruhi : *looks back at him* "I don't understand, I thought the Ootori group ran hospitals and that they're focused on the medical business Kyoya-Senpai."

Kyoya : "Yes, but my family likes to diversify and try different things. Besides, this place could be classified as a healing facility."

Haruhi : "Hmm..."

Kyoya : "It's therapeutic. Think of all the people who are overworked that would just love a vacation in the south tropics. However, they may not be able to get the time off or they may not be able to afford it. Those people can now seek refuge here at this theme park and reduce their stress levels. The Ootori group's primary concern has always been for the good health and well being of the general public." *pushes up his glasses, smiling/smirking*

Haruhi : *sweat dropping* It sounds suspicious to me..

Huni : *on Mori's shoulders* "Hey~! Guys!" *giggles*

Kyoya : *talking over him* "The park doesn't officially open until next month, but the host clubs was given a special advance invitation."

Tamaki : *runs a hand through his hair, lounging in a chair* "This is so relaxing.. We don't have to worry about keeping all of our guests entertained for once. It's truly like a holiday for handsome young soldiers. I guess that's what you'd call it..."

Huni : "Haru-Chan! Wanna share some coconut juice with me? Or do you wanna try a piece of the mango cake?" *bouncing around Haruhi, flowers surrounding him*

Haruhi : "Yea sure, I'll have some coconut juice with you." *gets spun around by Huni before he runs off giggling* *smiles* *looks over to the side*

Mori : *following a bird until it flies out of view* *looks over at the others* "Hm.."

Haruhi : *exclaims very quietly*

Kaoru : "Haruhi! You wanna go check out the water slide?"

Hikaru : *eating a banana* "Hang on, what's the deal with that pull over you're wearing?"

Haruhi : "Oh this thing?" *pulls on the sweatshirt*

Just a Little Earlier 4:02 pm

Twins : *dragging Haruhi off to the girls restrooms* "Here, do you you've got to do!"

Maid 1: "Okay we'll do what we can." *smiles, tilting her head*

Maid 2 : "Uh huh! Miss Fujioka! Just follow me." *creepy smile*

Haruhi : "But why?" *backs up, bumping into the twins*

Twin Maids : *grab Haruhi, bringing her into the changing rooms*

Haruhi : "Hold on what're you doing!? Hey stop that!"

Maid 1 : "We've been asked to help you choose a swimsuit."

Hikaru : *shouts from outside* "We've brought all of our mother's latest designs for you to chose from!"

Kaoru : "Just pick whichever one you want!"

Tamaki : *walks up behind the twins*

Maids : "Are you ready Miss Fujioka? It's time to pick one!"

Haruhi : "Thanks, but I don't need a swimsuit."

Maid 2 : "Why don't you let me select one for you?"

Tamaki : *slides up between the twins, listening in on the girls' conversation*

Haruhi : "No not that one. I don't want a bikini."

Maid 2 : "But you would look so good in this one."

Maid 1 : "No wait, I bet this one would be cute!" *holds up a bikini bottoms*

Haruhi : "Uh- but, that's nothing more than a couple of strings.."

Tamaki : *falls back, exclaiming and having a nosebleed*

Haruhi : *ends up dressing up in a pink one piece swimsuit with a swim cap* *sighs softly* *walks out of the changing room*

Tamaki : *walks up and sees her* *blushes* *holds out a parka*

Haruhi : "Senpai?"

Tamaki : "Just hurry up and put it on."

Haruhi : "Uh.."

Tamaki : *his entire face is red* "A proper woman should not show that much skin until after she's married."

End Flashback

"So, you're not going to swim?" *throws his banana peel*

Kaoru : "Hold on, you do swim don't you?"

Haruhi : "I can swim just as good as the next guy, but this isn't my idea of fun. I'm not that big on water parks. We're just gonna spend all day goofing off. Honestly, I'd rather be at home. I don't understand what's so great about this place anyway. I mean all you really need to play in the water is a plastic pool."

Twins : "A plastic pool, what's that?" *look at each other while speaking*

Haruhi : "Let's see,  I guess they're about this big, round, and to use it you have to pump it full of air." *describing it with her hands* 

Hikaru : "You dunce."

Kaoru : "That's an inflatable boat dummy."

Hikaru : "There's no way something that small could be used as a pool."

Kaoru : "Yea."

Haruhi : "Guys it's a small pool! Haven't you ever seen little kids playing in one?"

Tamaki : *jumps down, grabbing the twins and dragging them off* "C'mere!" *whispers to them angrily* "You idiots, if Haruhi thinks it's a pool then it's a pool, got it!? Don't go embarrassing her, she can't help it she's an ignorant commoner!"

Twins : "So are we supposed to lie to her? Is that what you want?"

Haruhi : "I can't help but feel like I should be offended by that comment."

Hikaru : "Nevermind that, we've got a question for ya."

Kaoru : "Why did you make Haruhi put on that yellow monstrosity?"

Tamaki : *gulps*

Hikaru : "I would've thought for sure you'd be all-"

Imaginary Tamaki : *throwing a tantrum on the ground* "I wanna see Haruhi in a swimsuit!"

Hikaru : "Not making her cover up like that." 

Kaoru : "It was surprising."

Twins : *conversing with each other* "I know what he's up to. He made Haruhi cover up because he didn't want anyone else to see her in a bathing suit!"

Kaoru : "Do you really think that's it?"

Hikaru: "He must be one of those jealous pervert types. That's pretty twisted."

Tamaki : *was sweating the whole time they were talking* *blushes* *frantically tries to explain* "That's not it at all! I was just trying to protect her innocence as any father or guardian would! After all, even if she is wearing a swimsuit, it is not decent for a lady to walk around half naked in front of boys! And-"

Twins : *point behind Tamaki, where Haruhi is*

Haruhi : *pissed XD*

Huni :" Haru-Chan!" *grabs her arm as Tamaki's soul floats out of his body* "Lets play~! You wanna go swimming in the current pool with me?"

Haruhi : "Nah, I'm not gonna swim today. Hold on," *looks down at him* "you know how to swim, so you still need that float?"

Huni : *shakes his head* "Mm-mm, just looks cuter this way y'know?" *giggles, doing a twirl* *prances off to the pool* "Prancing prancing~!"

Haruhi : "You're right, those bunnies are pretty cute."

Twins : "He's so innocent."

Renge : "No way! You got it all wrong!" *rises up out of the ground*

Haruhi : *looks around* "Is that Renge?"

Renge : *laughs* *wearing a bikini and holding a purple umbrella with a blue tattoo on her stomach*

Haruhi : *sweatdrop* "How does she do that? It's like the rig follows us.."

Hikaru : "That outfit's pretty impressive."

Kaoru : "What's with the tattoo on your stomach?"

Renge : "Oh that? You don't recognize it? I'm cosplaying!"

Hikaru : "Yea as who?"

Renge : "La-la~!"

Kaoru : "La-la? Like the manga magazine?"

Renge : "Her petite and slender frame! Her blue eyes that light up young men's faces! Her singing voice! La~! I am Quon Kisaragi!" *fangirls*

Haruhi : "I wouldn't have guessed."

Tamaki : "I had no idea who you were supposed to be."

Twins : *groan quietly, looking at each other*

Renge : *giggles, posing in front of Haruhi a bunch*

Hikaru : "Hey boss are you sure it's okay for Renge to be dressed-" *crouched down with Kaoru and Tamaki*

Kaoru : "Like that?"

Tamaki : "Well yeah, that's okay."

Hikaru : "And why is that?"

Tamaki : "Because it's cosplay? I guess..."

Renge : "Listen up boys! Obviously you need help understanding Haninozuka's hidden motives! Look!" *points to Huni* 

Huni : "Takashi!" *jumps in the pool* *giggles as he floats along, waving*

Mori : *smiles faintly, watching him*

Tamaki : "What're you talking about?"

Renge : "Think about what he said to you earlier."

Past Huni : "Just looks cuter this way, y'know?"

Renge : "He's not being as sweet and innocent as you think!"

Kyoya : *pushes up his glasses* "I agree. Try putting the word 'I' in the beginning of that sentence."

Idiotic Trio + Haruhi : *all thinking* "Hm.."

Past Huni : "Just looks cuter this way y'know? I look cute!"

Idiotic Trio + Haruhi : He planned that?!?!

Renge : "That's Haninozuka for you! In the last episode he felt threatened by another loli boy type so he's taken steps to keep his rank. I should give him more credit. He's a lot smarter than I thought." *lowers back into the ground*

Huni : "Hey look at this everybody! Check it out! Look! Even though we're swimming really fast we never go any further than we are now!" *giggling*

Mori : *swimming against the current with Huni on his back*

Tamaki : So what's up with him?

Haruhi : Could he really be that smart?

Twins : *pumping water guns* *spray Tamaki in the face*

Hikaru : "I got ya~"

Kaoru : "C'mon boss, let's go. Let's have a water gun fight."

Hikaru : "It'll be me and Kaoru against you. If you get it in the face, you lose, what do you say?"

Tamaki : *drying his face* "Forget it. Why would I want to subject myself to a childish game like that?"

Twins : *smirk and grab Haruhi* 

Hikaru : "Haruhi I think it's time that we got married."

Kaoru : "Then we'll honeymoon in Atami."

Tamaki : *glares* *vigorously pumps his water gun* "Do you really think I'd ever let Haruhi marry you guys?" *Looks at the twins, who sweatdrop* "Daddy says NO!" *sprays water at the twins, beginning the fight*

Mori : *walks over to Haruhi, who's sitting down and drinking* *trying to get water out of his ear*

Huni : *swimming against the current in the pool still*

Haruhi : *looks up at him* "Taking a break huh? You want something to drink?" *hands him a glass*

Mori : "Yea thanks."

Twins : *goes behind a tree, shooting*

Tamaki : *dodging and shooting too* "I'll get you guys!" *jumps* "Sideways-leaping shot go!"

Twins : *block it with surf boards*

Tamaki : "That's cheating!" *slips on a banana peel* *hits a totem pole head first* *beeping noises go off and the current pool forms a huge wave*

Huni : *doesn't notice anything, giggling*

Mori : *dropped his glass, watching Huni intently*

Huni : "Huh?" *the wave towers over him* *screams as his floaty flies into the air*

Haruhi : "Huni-Senpai!"

Mori : "Mitsukuni!"

Huni : *gets washed away*

Mori : *runs after him but slips on a banana peel, falling to the ground*

Haruhi : "Mori-Senpai..?"

Tamaki : *points to the sky* "Gentlemen! We're going after Huni-Senpai! That pool looks like the quickest way! Charge!"

Hosts (besides Kyoya) : *run that direction*

Kyoya : "Wait! I wouldn't go-"

Twins : *along with everyone else, run away* "There are alligators in there!"

Tamaki : "Okay! So we can't use that pool! Then let's try this way next!" *finds an alligator and screams*

Twins : *screams* "They're here too!"

Haruhi : "And here!" *panting* "What's with all the alligators?"

Tamaki : "Beats me.." *panting too*

Kyoya : *writing in a notebook* "Those alligators belong to the park's tropical animals exhibit. I guess it is kind of dangerous to let them run wild. Though, the cause of our present situation seems to be the location of the switch for the current pool. I'll have to have a little chat with our designers." *snaps notebook closed* "Thanks a lot you guys! I got some great data today!"

Idiotic Trio + Haruhi : "You what?!"

Kyoya : "This is a map of the Tropical Aqua Garden. This is our current location, we need to get here. I have a feeling that's where Huni-Senpai probably ended up. It might be tough, because to get there we'll have to make it through this jungle area here in the southern block. Distance wise we're talking about 800 meters." *pointing to a map*

Haruhi : "Looks like there are a lot of undeveloped areas. Any idea what might be lurking in those parts of the jungle?"

Kyoya : "Since they're still being developed I'm afraid I don't know."

Hikaru : "Whatever's out there could be even more dangerous-"

Kaoru : "Than alligators."

Tamaki : "Alright! Now this is a mission of survival! I know we can make it through the treacherous jungle in once piece! It is our sworn duty to save Huni-Senpai!" *walking in the jungle with the others* "Wow, this place is just like a real jungle huh?"

Haruhi : "Yea and I keep hearing all these really strange animal calls."

Hikaru : "You don't think that all those animal sounds-"

Kaoru : "Could belong to the real thing do you?" *bird squawks* 

Kyoya : "To be honest I'm not sure, but I do know that my family always strives for authenticity whatever the cost."

Haruhi : *looks over at Mori* Mori-Senpai is always so straight faced. I can never tell what he's thinking. But even though he's doing a good job of staying calm, I'm sure he's worried.

Mori : *slips on a banana peel, falling backwards* "Huh!"

Twins and Tamaki : *look back* "Huh?"

Hikaru : "Mori-Senpai is-"

Kaoru : "Acting as clumsy as you do boss!"

Tamaki : *exclaims* "Shut up!"

Mori : *sits up*

Haruhi : Just as I thought, he is worried.. *looks up at the sky as it darkens*

Mori : *sniffs the air*

Kyoya : "Uh oh.. it's about time for the squall."

Twins : "Huh?" *begins to pour so the hosts go under a canopy*

Haruhi : "Hey Mori-Senpai, you seem to be really close with Huni-Senpai. Are the two of you like childhood friends?"

Hikaru : "You mean you don't know-?"

Kaoru : "That they're cousins?"

Haruhi : *exclaims* "You're kidding me they're related?"

Kyoya : "The Morinozuka's have been serving the Haninozuka family for generations."

Haruhi : "Huh..."

Hikaru : "However two generations ago the families became relatives by marriage and the master-servant relationship soon became a thing of the past."

Kaoru : "But even so, Mori-Senpai has always made a point to accompany Huni-Senpai."

Tamaki : "Must really get his blood going. The blood of a loyal servant flows like a mighty river through Mori-Senpai's viens."

Twins : *crying* "Such a beautiful story! I'm touched!"

Haruhi : "I don't know if it'd call it a beautiful story..." I'm not sure I understand all this blood and royalty business, but it's obvious that Mori-Senpai thinks an awful lot of Huni-Senpai. *walks up to Mori, gently putting her hand on his arm* "Hey Mori-Senpai, it's gonna be alright. I'm sure that Huni-Senpai is safe, he's a lot tougher than you might think he is, and if he gets hungry the trees are full of bananas."

Twins : *in the background* "Bananas?"

Tamaki : *also in the background* "What's he going to say?" 

Mori : *puts a hand on top of Haruhi's head, smiling faintly to her* "You're right."

Tamaki : *freaks* "Don't tell me Mori-Senpai's out for my spot as Haruhi's daddy!"

Hikaru : "Nobody wants that spot but you boss."

Kaoru : "That's kinda creepy, when you think about it."

Tamaki : "What?! Who're you calling creepy!?"

Kyoya : *His phone rings and he answers* "Hello? It's me. Well, we've had an incident that's caused some trouble."

Twins : "You're a big 'ole perv~!"

Tamaki : "What did you say?!"

Twins : "You're a big 'ole perv~!"

Tamaki : "Shut up! I'm not a perv!"

Mori : *sniffs the air again* *the rain stops and the hosts begin to walk* *walks the opposite way*

Haruhi : "Mori-Senpai! You're going the wrong way!" *running after him* "Huni-Senpai was headed in the opposite direction!"

Mori : "You're wrong. He went this way." *natural instinct*

Haruhi : "Hey wait up! It's too dangerous to go alone! I'm coming with you!" *runs into the jungle* "Ah!" *snakes* "Eek!" *beetles* "Agh!" *swamp* 

Mori : *turns and looks back at her* "Haruhi." *walks up to her and picks her up, carrying her with one arm* 

Haruhi : That's the first time he's ever called me by my name. *blushes*

Kyoya : "Yes, at once please." *hangs up the phone*

Twins : *singing* "Senpai's a perv for Haruhi! Senpai's a perv for Haruhi!"

Tamaki : "Would you jerks quit calling me a perv!?" *fuming*

Kyoya : *turns to the three bakas* "My family's private police force is going to send in a search and rescue team to help us. They're better equipped at finding Huni-Senpai than we are. So let's just go back to the gate and wait there."

Tamaki : *was shouting the whole time while the twins chanted* "Shut up before I beat your faces in!"

Kyoya : "Hey, where are Mori and Haruhi?"

Idiotic Trio : "What?"

Police Force : "Immediate emergency mobilization order. I repeat, immediate emergency mobilization order. Master Kyoya's friend has gone missing near the wade pool. Our search target is a small young man. Orders are to eliminate any suspicious figures. Show them no mercy. Repeat, eliminate any suspicious figures. Show them no mercy." *loading weapons and running down the hall*

Mori : *still walking in the jungle, carrying Haruhi* 

Police Force : *surrounds Mori and Haruhi* "Target confirmed!" *thinks that Haruhi is the young boy while Mori is a suspicious figure* "The target has been captured by a suspicious man. We'll take the target into custody."

Kyoya : *walking towards the gate with the three bakas* "Y'know, I don't believe I mentioned to them that their are other visitors here. Huh, oh well."

Police Force : "You there! Put the boy down immediately! If you refuse, we'll remove him forcefully!" *pointing their guns at the two*

Haruhi : "Uh, hold on!" *shouts as one of the men grab her arm*

Mori : *glares and punches the officer, making him fly over a bush*

Police Force : "The suspect is resisting! Prepare to fire warning shots!"

Huni : "Takashi! Haru-Chan! Outta the way!" *tarzan screams as he swings in on a vine, kicking a soldier in the face and flipping to the ground*

Police Force : "Hey, what do you think you're doing pipsqueak!?"

Huni : *Giggles* *throws every officer to the ground* 

Haruhi : "Woah... woah..."

Huni : "You guys should be more careful who you mess with. Picking on my friends is bad!" *points at them on the ground* "Got it?"

Tamaki : "Haruhi! Haruhi, are you alright?!" *running over with Kyoya and the twins*

Huni : "Hey it's Tama-Chan!"

Hikaru : "Oh wow,"

Kaoru : "You okay senpai?"

Tamaki : "Haruhi!" *runs at her and then hugs her lovingly* "I was so worried."

Hikaru : *poking an officer's face* "I'm not sure what happened here, but at least they're still alive."

Kaoru : *also poking the face of an officer* "It's pretty amazing that this is Huni-Senpai's work. He must have really been holding back."

Haruhi : "Huh?" *pinches Tamaki's hand to make him let go of her* "What do you mean he was holding back?"

Kaoru : "So then,"

Hikaru : "You don't know about Senpai? The Haninozuka's are famous for their martial arts. Not only have they helped train the police and SDF forces, but they've also worked with several overseas militaries."

Kyoya : "Huni-Senpai in particular has been called the dreadnaught of the Haninozuka family. By the time he was in middle school he'd become the national champion in both karate and judo."

Huni : *looks over at them innocently* *giggles*

Tamaki : "Mori-Senpai's no slouch either. He won the national championship in kendo when he was just in middle school."

Mori : *looks over at them*

Hikaru : "So how were you able to find us Huni-Senpai?"

Huni : *flowers around him* "It wasn't hard! It didn't take me long to reach the end of the current pool, so I decided to look for you guys!"

Officer : "We humbly apologize."

Huni and twins : "Hm?"

Officer 1 : "I'm a second generation student of the Ishizuka Dojo."

Office 2 : "I'm a student of the Todoroki Dojo!"

Office 3 : "And i'm from the Otake Dojo. We're in your debt!"

Huni : "Why is something wrong?"

Officer : "Yes sir, we're so sorry sir. We were unaware that we were searching for Mitsukuni Haninozuka! We've committed a terrible offence here. I apologize for this confrontation, but my Dojo will be so excited to hear that I've come face to face with the great Haninozuka. I cherish this moment."

Haruhi : *sweatdrop* So he is smart, he's deeper than I could've imagined.

Huni : *pulls Mori down to his height, patting his head* "Takashi! You did an amazing job of protecting Haru-Chan! I bet you were pretty lonely without me around, huh?"

Mori : "I don't know if I'd say that."

Huni : *closed eyed smile, giggling*

Hosts : *walking back to the beach area*

Hikaru : "Y'know maybe we should go to the beach next."

Kaoru : "Yes the beach would be nice!"

Tamaki : "You idiots! Haruhi's not interested in anything like that."

Haruhi : "Actually, I might like to go to the beach." *stops to talk, the twins and Tamaki look back at her* "I may not be into this silly water park, but I like the ocean. It would be nice to go to the beach.. and it's so pretty."

Tamaki : "Yea, alright. Then that's where we'll go next time."

Huni : *on Mori's shoulders* "We're all gonna go to the beach Tama-Chan? Hm, that'll be fun don't you think?"

Mori : *looks up at him* "Yea..."

Haruhi : *smiles* "Hm."

INTRO

Tamaki : "We come to the beach like she wanted and all of a sudden Haruhi and I get into a big fight!"

Haruhi : "I thought you weren't going to talk to me anymore Senpai."

Tamaki : "Haruhi!"

Haruhi : "Next time, 'The Sun, The Sea, And The Host Club!'"

Tamaki : "The Ouran Host Club will be waiting for you."

Hosts : "We'll see you then!"