Renge : *playing video games, her whole room decked out in Ichijo Miyabi characters* 

Ichijo : *on the video game* "I love you, and you're all I can think about, my darling. Let's spend the rest of our live together, just the two of us." 

Renge : *talking to the game* "Yes Miyabi... I'm so happy.."

House Maid : *knocks on Renge's door* "Excuse me Miss? The Master has returned home. Miss?" *opens the door to Renge's room*

Mr. Houshakuji : "Renge?" *looks at his daughter who's still playing her video games* *sighs* "You certainly love those video games, don't you?"

Renge : "Is that so wrong?" 

Mr. Houshakuji : "No not at all, I'm your father and I want you to feel free to live your life however you please. You know that I'll let you do anything you like. I've always promised you that freedom."

Renge : "Yea." 

France 

Renge : "Did your business trip in Japan go well?" *having tea with her dad now*

Mr. Houshakuji : "I think so, I had a lovely dinner meeting at the home of one of my clients while I was there. I made sure to get a photo." *hands Renge a photograph* "Take a look." 

Renge : *looks at the photo* *Gasps quietly* 

Mr. Houshakuji : "They have a boy in highschool who's about the same age as you."

Renge : *shaking the picture slightly* "He's the one.." 

Mr. Houshakuji : "Hm?"

Renge : *stands up abruptly, slamming her hand on the table* "I'm going to marry the boy in this photo!"

Mr. Houshakuji : *exclaims, moving back in his chair*

Renge : "Don't forget~ You promised me that I could do whatever I want father~!" *running back and forth with bags and things* *giggles*

Mr. Houshakuji : "B-but Renge!"

Renge : "I'm coming for you my Prince Charming!" *sighs dreamily, flying off in a plane*

Mr. Houshakuji : *runs to the window* "Renge! RENGE!"

The Host Club is Now Open For Business

Tamaki's Guest 1 : "Oh Tamaki, my dearest Tamaki, why are you so beautiful?"

Tamaki : "I'm hoping to catch your eye, even for just one second."

Tamaki's Guest 2 : "And why is your voice so very sweet and mellow?" 

Tamaki : "To set your nerves at ease, so that my true feelings might reach your heart." 

Tamaki's Guest 3 : "Why are your eyes filled with tears every time you look at me?"

Tamaki : *teary eyed* "Because the sight of your beautiful smile, causes the fountain inside me to start overflowing." 

All 3 Guests : "Oh Tamaki!"

Twin's Guest 1 : "I think it's adorable that you're wearing matching kimonos!"

Hikaru : "Our mother designed everything the hosts are wearing today. If you see something you like, we can take an order for you." 

Kaoru : "Our Grandmother even helped us put them on."

Hikaru : *grabs Kaoru's chin* "But you know the only one who will be undressing you is me, Kaoru."

Kaoru : *blushes, teary eyed* "Hikaru... You're embarrassing me, in front of everybody."

Both Twin's Guests  : *hearts floating, squealing and giggling* 

Twin's Guest 2 : "What a tender embrace!" 

Haruhi : There up to that nonsense again.

Haruhi's Guest 1 : "Haruhi! You look so cute in your kimono!"

Haruhi's Guest 2 : "Almost like a girl!"

Haruhi : "Thanks.."

Kyoya : "Haruhi, you've booked another appointment. It seems you've had a pretty steady flow of new customers lately." *writing in a scroll* "Keep up the good work." *look at her* "I'm not going to charge you interest on your debt like I normally would, so keep this up and you should be able to pay it off. Although the rental fee on that kimono you're wearing is nothing to sneeze at." *closed eyed smile*

Haruhi : *sweatdrop* He's like some kind of heartless tax collector.

Kyoya's Guest 1 : "Hello Kyoya!"

Kyoya's Guest 2 : "I can't get over how great you look in that kimono. Are you planning to release any more picture books of the host club?"

Kyoya : "Unfortunately we don't have anything planned at present ladies."

Hikaru : *pops up over the wall with Kaoru* "But doesn't the club make a lot of money?"

Kaoru : "From the sale of promotional items?" 

Kyoya : *turns to the twins* "That's true but the items are poor quality. Those picture books were full of nothing but amatur hidden camera shots. However, if we wanna create some higher quality money making products, I'm afraid we'd have to drop money from the school's budget." *pushes up his glasses*

Twins : *lower back down, sweat dropping* 

Kyoya : *calculating on a calculator* "Hm.."

Haruhi : If  it wasn't for Kyoya, the host club would spiral into the depths of bankruptcy.

Huni : *crying* "Haru-Chan, Haru-Chan! I don't know how, but I lost one of my sandals." *cries*

Haruhi * *walks down to him* "But you were just wearing them weren't you?"

Mori : "Mitsukuni." *puts the missing sandal on his foot* 

Huni : "Takashi..?"

Mori : "I noticed that you dropped it."

Huni : *throws himself to Mori, hugging him* "Takashi!" 

Huni and Mori's Guest 1 : "How sweet."

Huni and Mori's Guest 2 : "Isn't it though?"

Haruhi : *mumbles* "Looks like tears are popular with the ladies today. But how are they all able to cry so easily?" *bumps into Hikaru, making eye drops fall out of his kimono* *grabs it from the floor, blank faced* "What's this."

Hikaru : "For your information, it's common for a host to use eye drops."

Kaoru : "No women alive could resist a man on the brink of tears."

Haruhi : "That's cheating."

Karou : *puts an arm around her, poking her cheek* "Oh don't be such a party pooper."

Hikaru : *grabs a sweet from his kimono sleeve* "Here Haruhi," *hands it to her* "This is for you." 

Haruhi : *looking at the sweet in her hands* "It's for me?"

Twins : *smirking* "Aren't you the cutest?"

Haruhi's Guest 2 : *comes over with Guest 1, hearts floating* "I didn't know you liked sweets Haruhi!" 

Haruhi : "Well to be honest with you, I don't really. But you know, I think it would be a nice memorial offering for my mother."

Girls : *gasps/sigh dreamily*

Tamaki : "How admirable of you! Such devotion to your mother's memory." *starts putting more of the same sweets in Haruhi's hand* "Please Haruhi, take as many of these as you like." 

Remanding Hosts (minus Kyoya) : *in the background, clapping*

Haruhi : *blank faced* "Let me guess, the tears are fake."

Tamaki : "How could you? My tears are always genuine Haruhi. Being able to cry without the use of eye drops is the mark of a true host." *dramatically having tears in his eyes* "Tell me, do I impress you? Have you fallen for me yet?"

Twins : *yawn in the background*

Haruhi : "You wish." 

Tamaki : "My romantic overtures do not seem to be reaching you for some reason. Perhaps I should add a little more penage to my character." *looks to Haruhi*

Haruhi : *looking to the door where Renge is standing*

Twins : "Looks like the host club has a brand new guest! Ah!" *slides up to Renge*

Hikaru : "Come on in, what're you waiting for?" *holds out a rose*

Kaoru : "Watching from afar is no fun." *also holds out a rose* 

Twins : "Please Miss.."

Tamaki : *pops up, holding a rose too* "Stop that, how many times do I have to tell you boys to be more courteous to our first time guests." *talks to Renge* "Please, you don't have to be afraid, my Princess. I welcome you to the Ouran Host Club. Yes...?"

Renge : *pushes his face away* "NO! Don't touch me! You're phony!"

Hosts : *gasp*

Tamaki : *holding his face* "What do you mean? I'm phony?"

Renge : *points to Tamaki* "Just what I said, you're phony! I find it hard to believe that someone like you is the Prince character of this Host Club!"

Tamaki : *gasps dramatically*

Renge : "You shouldn't go spreading your love around so easily like that, you stupid!"

Tamaki : *each comment hits him like a lightning bolt*

Renge : "You must be a dimwitted narcissist! You're incompetent! You're a commoner! You're disgusting!" 

Tamaki : *gets struck by lightning, falling back onto the floor slowly* 

Hikaru : "He's created a new technique!"

Kaoru : "One man slow motion!"

Kyoya : "I don't suppose you are.."

Renge : *gasps quietly* *runs to him, stepping on Tamaki in the process* "It's you! Kyoya!" *hugs him* "Oh how I've longed to meet you! My one and only Prince Charming.."

Music Room #3, Later                  

*everyone's changed out of costume and now at the sofas*

Hikaru : "You're fiance?"

Kaoru : "Kyoya Senpai?"

Renge : "Of course! My name is Renge Houshakuji and i'm transferring into Ouran Academy's first year class A tomorrow."

Tamaki : *emo corner, pouting*

Hikaru : "Why is he sulking?"

Kaoru : "Because mommy was keeping a secret from daddy."

Kyoya : "Whatever, why does everyone insist on referring to us like we're husband and wife?"

Renge : "Ours is a story of love at first sight! I couldn't resist the way you were adoring those flowers in the backyard when you thought no one else was looking. And how sweet it was when you reached out to that poor little injured kitten."

Twins : "She serious?"

Haruhi : "Could you have the wrong person?"

Renge : "No way! I can recognize my love any where! He's a gentleman who's kind to everyone but doesn't ask for anything in return! He likes solitude but in fact sometimes he can get lonely!"

Twins : *shouting in the background while she was talking* "AHH! What the hell is she talking about!?!? AHHH! Shut her up!! AHHH! Stop her!" 

Renge : "He looks like the star of the popular dating sim Uki Doki Memorial! You're my real life Ichijo Miyabi!" *point to Kyoya* 

Haruhi : "Uki?"

Huni : "Doki?"

Tamaki : "Otaku!"

Hikaru : "Otaku?!"

Mori : "Hm?"

Kaoru : "I've never seen one!"

Kyoya : "I get it now, you're in love with that character. You're projecting that love onto me, and someone how deluded yourself into thinking that we're engaged. I assume this Miyabi character probably where's glasses as well."

Renge : *in the background* "Ah my real Prince Charming! Ichijo Miyabi! I can't wait to get married! And we're gonna have the prettiest babies ever!"

Tamaki : *slides up to the couch that Kyoya's sitting on, along with the other hosts* "So she made it up, you're not really her fiance, right?"

Kyoya : "Well no, I don't remember ever asking for her hand in marriage. Besides, this is the first time I've ever met the woman."

Hosts : *you could've said so sooner* *irked*

Renge : "According to my research, I understand that you're in charge of managing the club, is that true Kyoya?" *sitting next to him on the couch now*

Huni : "That's right! Kyo-Chan is our director!"

Renge : "You're the club's director? That's perfect! Oh wow, I've always wanted to wear a sandwich board to advertise a business!"

Twins : "We don't advertise, we're just a host club." *blank faced*

Renge : *spins* "I've made up my mind! From now on, I'm gonna be the manager of this host club!"

Twins : *irritated that she's not listening* *groans/growls quietly*

Tamaki : "Um, listen Kyoya-"

Kyoya : "Miss Houshakuji is the only daughter of a very important Ootori family client. So please be polite and try not to offend her alright?"

Tamaki : *sighs sadly*

For Whatever Reason It's The Birth Of A Lady Manager

Renge : "Well boys, I can't wait to work with you!" *closed eyed smile*

The Next Day

Tamaki : "I thought about it a lot last night, and maybe having a lady manager isn't such a bad idea."

Twins : "Why do you say that?"

Tamaki : "Well it's fairly obvious isn't it? Renge just transferred into the same class as Haruhi." *imagination picture where Renge and Haruhi are sitting on a hill together, both wearing female uniforms* "So if Haruhi has a girlfriend around, it could bring out the female within her. Renge's girlish air of tenderness might be able to stimulate Haruhi's own sense of femininity!" 

Haruhi : "Good grief."

Tamaki : "Now is our chance to help Haruhi get in touch with her feminine side! This is an important project men. She doesn't have any friends in class right now except for these two shady twins. That's no good for her."

Twins : "Like you have room to talk." *tilt their heads*

Renge : "Hey everyone!" *walks into the room* "You'll be happy to know that your new manager Renge, has baked all of you some cookies!"

Tamaki : *twirls up to her* "Isn't she lady like? I'm so moved by your generosity!"

Renge : "I didn't bake these cookies for you, you phony prince."

Tamaki : *emo corner*

Renge : *in front of Kyoya now* "I'm sorry I burnt them a little bit. I did the best I could." *hearts around her, talking dreamily* "And I already know what you're going to say."

Ichijo : *Renge imagining him saying this* "Anything that you make for me is going to taste delicious my dear."

Renge : "Oh you're always so sweet to me Kyoya!" 

Huni : *trying a cookie in the background* "She wasn't kidding, these cookies really are burnt."

Mori : *comes up behind him* "Don't eat that Mitsukuni it's bad for you."

Renge : *irked* *turns to Medusa and starts chasing them around the room* 

Mori : *runs from her, carrying Huni*

Huni : *cries* "She's scaring me!"

Haruhi : *looks at the bag of cookies* *takes one and tries it* "They're not that bad at all, they've got a good flavor to them."

Twins : *have an Idea* 

Hikaru : *puts the cookie back in Haruhi's mouth, lifting her chin up* "May I try?" *takes a bite while the cookie's in her mouth*

Tamaki : *goes white, looking over at them*

Kaoru : *places a hand on Haruhi's head* "Uh oh Haruhi, you've got crumbs on your face." *licks them off*

Tamaki : *0_0* "Did you see what they just did?!" *shouting, glaring, and pointing at the twins* "He took a bite of the cookie while it was in her mouth! And then the other one licked her face! What are they doing?! I told you those shady twins can't be trusted! They're trying to seduce her!" 

Kyoya : "And suddenly the trio of classmates are closer than they've ever been before."

Twins : *smirking widely*

Haruhi : *rubbing her cheek* *looks at Kaoru* "Y'know you could've just told me and I would've wiped it off." *looks to Hikaru* "And if you wanted to try one there's plenty here."

Tamaki : *takes a sharp intake of breath that sounds like a snort* *grabs Haruhi's face* "That's not the way you're supposed to react Haruhi! You have to stay strong and reject them, then casually brush them to the side! Do you understand?!"

Haruhi : "This is sexual harassment Senpai."

Tamaki : *freaks* "SEXUAL HARASSMENT?! If that counts as sexual harassment then they're twice as guilty! Someone call the police!"

Twins : "Cut it out boss, we're sorry!"

Huni : "Renge-Chan, Renge-Chan! Want some? It's milk." *holds up a bunny cup with milk in it*

Renge : "Lukewarm."

Huni : "Huh?"

Renge : "Every single one of you! Except for Kyoya, all of your characters are lukewarm! Each of you needs to have some sort of dark side, you understand? Girls are vulnerable to handsome young men who are troubled! If you keep carrying on like this it's only a matter of time before the girls get tired of you and stop coming altogether! Are you trying to ruin my precious Kyoya's business?! As your manager it's my duty to change your character backgrounds! Lets start with you!" *point to Huni*

Huni : *shouts, scared*

Renge : "If all you are is cute inside and out then you're no different than a baby, therefore from now on you are the baby-faced thug!" 

Huni : *screams* 

Renge : "And Mori-Senpai, you're his childhood friend, the flunkie! The twins'll be basketball players enslaved in their own world! Haruhi, you're an honor student who's constantly being bullied! And as for you Tamaki, you're the school idol who's admired for your good looks, but you actually have an inferiority complex that you're hiding from the world. The lonely prince!"

Tamaki : *gasps dramatically*

Renge : "And Kyoya you're perfect just the way you are now, so I want you to stay as kind and affectionate as ever, kay?"

Kyoya : *smiles* "Thank you, I'm honored."

Tamaki : *being dramatic* "The lonely prince.. it's true, that title is perfect for me!"

Haruhi : "Yea right, she couldn't be farther from the truth."

Hikaru : *pulls Kyoya to the side with Kaoru* "Come on Kyoya-Senpai!"

Kaoru : "You've gotta do something!"

Kyoya : "Why? It seems like the boss is up for it." *points to the side*

Tamaki : *making dramatic poses against the wall* "How does this look Renge? Do you think these poses work, for a lonely prince?"

Renge : *comes up, clasping her hands in front of her* "Oh wow, you're pretty good at that Tamaki! But you know it would be even more effective if you were standing in the rain!"

Twins and Haruhi : *sweatdrop* *groan*

Kyoya : "Let's just wait and see how things turn out. I bet it'll be interesting, it always is."

Movie Making Time

Girls : *screaming*

Hikaru : *dribbling a basketball* *shoots and scores* *laughs, running along the court*

Kaoru : *on the floor, clutching his knee*

Person : "Get a stretcher! Take him to the infirmary immediately!"

Hikaru : *comes up* "Kaoru.." *kneels by his brother* "Kaoru! Kaoru!" 

Coach : "You've got to get back in the game Hikaru, we need you!"

Hikaru : "Shut up!"

Kaoru : *weakly* "Hikaru... Listen to me, please don't worry. There's nothing you can do, you can't share my pain." *puts his hand against Hikaru's cheek* "You're not the one who got hurt, now go on."

Hikaru : *teary eyed* *grabs Kaoru's hand* "I can't! It hurts, it hurts Kaoru!"

Renge : *narrating* "Your pain is my pain, it doesn't matter to me if no one else understands. As long as we have each other we can go on living."

Tamaki : *standing in the rain* "I'm sorry, but I'm envious."

Twins : *now in the rain on the ground instead of in the basketball court* *look up at him*

Tamaki : "The way the two of you support each other like that."

Hikaru : "But Suoh-Senpai,"

Kaoru : "How can you be envious of us? You're the school's idol." 

Tamaki : "An idol, right." *brushes the hair out of his face, sighing* "I hate that people all worship me for something so superficial as my appearance. I think it'll be much better for me to be alone."

Renge : "One lonely heart meets another. They pass each other, wounding one another. What are the hearts of these young men made of?"

Haruhi : *running through the trees, stops to catch her breath* *slides down a tree*

Huni : "You can't run away forever. I'm gonna show you what happens to anyone who crosses me."

Mori : "Don't do it Mitsukuni, you should've realized by now that whenever you hurt others, you're really just hurting yourself."

Huni : "I didn't ask you for any advice, you want me to put you over my knee again?"

Renge : "Will it be the light of salvation that ultimately awaits these boys? Or will it be something else?"

Huni : "Y'know, it really pisses me off when people don't know their place." *pauses, going from serious acting mode back to regular sweet Huni mode* *runs to Haruhi, hugging her and crying* "I'm so sorry Haru-Chan I can't do this anymore!"

Renge : *medusa hair* "CUT! Cut cut cut!" *camera crew stops* "What's wrong with you, you gotta stick to the script!"

Huni : "But I can't!"

Renge : "Stop rolling cameraman!"

Cameraman : "Yes boss."

Renge : "I want the rain to make things seem tragic!"

Hikaru : *sitting in a chair with a jacket on* "How did we go from changing our characters to shooting a movie about them?"

Haruhi : "And why is there an entire film crew here to shoot it?"

Kyoya : *looks up from his clipboard* "Apparently she flew them in from hollywood. Don't you recognize the director? He directed the vampire movie 'Millennial Snow.' It was the number one grossing box office hit in America last year."

Haruhi : Damn these rich people.

Hikaru : "And another thing," *hits his script* "How come this stupid script portrays Kaoru as the pitcher?"

Kaoru : "Yea.."

Haruhi : "What does that mean?"

Twins : "If you don't know, nevermind."

Haruhi : "Pitcher?"

Tamaki : "Haruhi!" *runs up to her* "So how was I? Did you like my performance?"

Haruhi : *hands him a towel* "It was pretty awesome. I'm surprised you were able to get into your character like that. You were really believable."

Tamaki : *dries his hair* "I've discovered a new darker side of myself. I'm starting to think it might be a good idea to explore it."

Haruhi : "Are you sure about that? Because I think you're fine just the way you are now Senpai."

Tamaki : *blushes* "You do? Well, if you say so Haruhi." *twiddles his fingers* 

Haruhi : If he gets in touch with his darker side he'll be that much more trouble.

Renge : *from a distance* "Hey Haruhi! You're on!"

Haruhi : "Coming!" *goes around the corner of a building*

Renge : "Over here! These two gentlemen have just agreed to make a special appearance in our film!"

Thug 1 : "In your film?"

Thug 2 : "What're you talking about?"

Renge : "After all we're gonna need some tough guys for the big climax! That's when all of the club members come together to fight against the real villains at their school. According to the script theses two are from a wealthy family that got their wealth by being a part of the Japanese Mafia! Don't you think that's a brilliant casting choice?"

Thug 1 : "What with this girl?!"

Thug 2 : "Whatever my dad does has nothing to do with me!"

Haruhi : "Wait a minute, Renge-!"

Renge : "Just come over here and wait for your cue." *pulls on the guy's arm*

Thug 1 : "Let go of me! Hey, you think you can push me around?! You don't even know me!" *pushes Renge*

Haruhi : "Watch out!" *goes behind her to cushion her fall, resulting in Haruhi getting hurt* *falls to the ground*

Renge : "Are you okay Haruhi?!"

Haruhi : "That guy was right Renge. You can't do that, if you judge people by their appearance you're stereotyping them and you'll never see the person inside."

Renge : "I don't understand what you're trying to say."

Tamaki : *comes around the corner* "What happened Haruhi?" *sees Haruhi crying and glares* *pushes Thug 1 up against the wall* "So which one of you jerks started this?"

Thug 2 : "Wait Suoh it's not what you think! That girl started it, she was giving us a hard time!"

Haruhi : *stands up, her hand to her head* "He's telling the truth Senpai. It wasn't their fault."

Tamaki : *lets go of the thug*

Haruhi : "They were provoked."

Thugs : *run off* "Let's get out of here!" 

Tamaki : *gently grabs Haruhi's face* "Haruhi, are you in any pain?"

Haruhi : *rubbing her eyes* "Yea, it's my contact." *holds it out*

Tamaki : "Your.. contact.."

Haruhi : "Yea, I guess it must've slipped out."

Tamaki : *chuckles/laughs* "I see how it is! You're able to cry without using eyedrops! So you're a full fledged host now!"

Haruhi : *smiles slightly*

Renge : "You.. you, please tell me you got that cameraman!"

Cameraman : "Yes boss!"

Renge : "Other than Haruhi's contact falling out that was an ideal final scene! All it needs now is a moving narration by my sweet Kyoya!"

Kyoya : *breaks the camera's lens with a rock* 

Renge : *gasps quietly, turning to look at him*

Crew : *gasps*

Cameraman : "What'd you do to my camera?!"

Renge : "Why? Is something wrong?"

Kyoya : "I'm terribly sorry but I cannot allow there to be any record of a club member engaging in violence. I think you've caused enough trouble around here Renge. Please stop being such a pest."

Renge : "A pest?" *cries quietly* "But you're supposed to pat me on the head and tell me not to worry! You're supposed to be kind and affectionate Kyoya! Why are you acting so differently now? Tell me why!"

Tamaki : "Because that's not the real Kyoya."

Renge : *eyes widen slightly, turning to look at Tamaki* *falls to her knees, crying*

Haruhi : "Does it really matter?" *kneels in front of her* "Who cares if Kyoya is a little different then you expected him to be. Take a good look at the person inside, and get to know him little by little. It's a lot more fun that way." *smiles*

Ichijo : "Long time no see Renge. Why are you so down? Come on please smile for me, today's going to be a beautiful day. After all today you've learned a very important lesson that will help you live happily ever after and I'm so glad that you finally understand. I think you're ready to move onto the next level Renge!"

Several Days Later

Tamaki : "Hello Ladies, come on in."

Guest 1 : "I bought the video of that film you made!"

Guest 2 : "I bought it too!"

Guest 3 : "And so did I!"

Hosts (minus Kyoya) : "Huh?"

Tamaki : "You did?

Guest 1 : "That scene in the rain was just phenomenal!"

Guest 2 : "I love the lonely prince!"

Guest 3 : "And the loving relationship between Hikaru and Kaoru is so sweet!"

Guest 4 : "I wanna see Huni act like a thug again! He was so cute!"

Guest 5 : "I couldn't get enough of Haruhi's poignant expressions!"

Tamaki : "Kyoya."

Kyoya : *writing in a notebook* "I may have broken the camera's lens but the footage that we had already shot wasn't damaged. Naturally I did cut out that one violent scene. Sales have been pretty good so far, that Hollywood film crew did a fantastic job. But then I guess that's to be expected." *closes his notebook, pushing up his glasses*

Twins : "So is this what you meant by interesting?"

Kyoya : "It's best to have as much money as we can in the club's budget."

Haruhi : And just when did he start calculating all this?

Renge : *walks in* "Good day everyone!"

Tamaki : "Renge? But I thought you had gone back to France already."

Renge : "I can't believe I didn't realize this sooner. It was so chivalrous of you to risk your life to protect me. I could feel the love when you lectured me about judging people." *grabs Haruhi's hand, gazing at her* "When you said it was fun to get to know people little by little you were talking about me!"

Tamaki : *makes random shouting noises* *angry*

Haruhi : "Yea..."

Renge : *dragging Haruhi out of the room* "Come on Haruhi, lets go to my house and play some games together! I think it's time you got to know me better!"

Haruhi : "What?!"

Twins : "Hey,"

Hikaru : "Kyoya-Senpai,"

Kaoru : "You okay with that?"

Kyoya : *writing in his notebook* "Why wouldn't I be? Everything Renge said is true."

Tamaki : "No it isn't!"

Kyoya : "But I thought you were the one who wanted her to have a female friend in the first place?"

Tamaki : "Well yea! A female companion! Not a girlfriend!"

Renge : "Come on Haruhi let's go play together!"

Tamaki : "No wait! Don't take Haruhi from me!" *anime crying, chasing after her*

INTRO

Hikaru : "I'm so sick of your face!"

Kaoru : "Your haircut's stupid!"

Hikaru : "Sex pixie!"

Kaoru : "Sicko!"

Tamaki : "What's going on? What's up with Hikaru and Kaoru?"

Haruhi : "Next time, 'The Twins Fight'!"

Tamaki : "The Ouran Host Club will be waiting for you."

Hosts : "We'll see you then!"