Hikaru: Kaoru! How dare you!

Kaoru: What did I do?

Hikaru: You forgot to say good morning!

Kaoru: Uh...Good morning Hikaru...

Hikaru: Thank you! Good morning to you too!

Kaoru: Um...why are you so sensitive lately?

Hikaru: Oh, It's nothing.

Kaoru: What is it?

Hikaru: It's just that Haruhi hasn't talked to me much since I kept on storming off during our date.

Kaoru: Aww! Poor Hikaru! How about you cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!

Hikaru: Oh, do you want to know how much of a crybaby YOU are?

Kaoru: I'm not a crybaby!

Hikaru: Oh really? What about a few nights ago when you came running into MY room when you had a nightmare?

Kaoru: O///O That was just one time!

Hikaru: Oh really? And that time you got lost in the mall and ran around crying?

Kaoru: <///< Cut it out!

Hikaru: Take back what you said.

Kaoru: Scrubby toilet brush. >o<

Hikaru: Momma's boy! >O<

Kaoru: Tree hugger!

Hikaru: TREE EATER!

Kaoru: o_O How dare you...

Hikaru: Well, you're not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.

Kaoru: Then you must not have any luck when you think.

Hikaru: Maybe you should go sit in a hole!

Kaoru: Good, maybe I will!

Hikaru: Good! See if I care!

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Hikaru: Kaoru? Oh, crap. COME BACK KAORU! I WAS KIDDING!