Tamaki: Is everyone here?

Hikaru: I'm here boss!

Kaoru: I am too!

Honey: Here! Usa-chan is too! （‐＾▽＾‐）

Mori: Here.

Kyoya: I'm here, but I really should be calculating how much money we have gathered from Haruhi.

Tamaki: Speaking of Haruhi, where is she?

Hikaru: Uh...boss? Haruhi is a commoner. She doesn't have a phone.

Tamaki: Then daddy shall buy his little girl a phone!

Haruhi: Oh, hey guys, what was that about buying me a new phone? I just got one.

Tamaki: Who bought you a phone?

Haruhi: Kyoya did!

Tamaki: But daddy was supposed to buy you a phone!!! .·'¯'(>▂<)'¯'·.

Kyoya: With all the customers she's gotten, she deserved a reward. 

Tamaki: But mommy, how could you do this to me? (˃̩̩̥ɷ˂̩̩̥)

Haruhi: Why is this such a big deal?

Tamaki: Because you're my baby girl, and I'm supposed to spoil you with a phone, and commoners coffee, and fancy tuna!!! 

Hikaru: Senpai, sorry to break it to you, but you're such a big baby.

Kaoru: So...I'm gonna take my leave.

Hikaru: I'm leaving too...

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Haruhi: Look what you guys did!

Tamaki: Kyoya! This is all your fault! The whole host club was gonna have a nice text chat!

Kyoya: You're the one who is making a big deal out of this... 

Honey: Why don't we all talk about cake now! (*≧▽≦)

Mori: Mitskuni. Don't get involved.

Tamaki: You don't get involved, Mori. (ಠ ∩ಠ)

Haruhi: Don't take your anger out on others, Tamaki!

Tamaki: You can't tell me what to do!

Kyoya:  -_- I'm done...

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                                                             20 Minutes Later...

Haruhi: You're so flipping clingy!

Tamaki: I am not! Have you seen Hikaru and Kaoru?!?

Haruhi: You're so obnoxious!

                                     Continues till death...maybe after... O_o