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_sannie
Hey cupids, i have some news that'll make you happy

mingisong
Did you get intimate with Wooyoung and did you think about protecting yourself?

_sannie
You're unbearable dude

_sannie
It's just that, well, you were right i fell in love with him again

mingisong
Daaamn it only took you one night with him to realize that, ithought it would take you longer

j.yunho
Oh yeaaaah Sannie's in love!!

j.yunho
So, did anything happen at the party?

_sannie
We were pretty drunk so we had zero filters and basically Woo said he's not sure about hv a crush on me but he finds me super attractive and there definitly was some tension between us at times

j.yunho
Woooow it's only a matter of time before he falls in love again!

mingisong
San,  i know what you should do.

_sannie
I'm all ears

mingisong
You invite wooyoung to the saturday party and throughout the evening we try to set you up and when it's time to sleep you make sure to sleep alone with Wooyoung! I don't get it if nothing happens with that

My parents won't be home this weekend so I planned to have a party at my place with Jongho, Mingi, Yuyu and Joong. And I have to admit that Mingi's plan isn't bad.

_sannie
That's not a bad idea

mingisong
Well, yeah, it's my idea

j.yunho
Huh calm down

mingisong
Woof

j.yunho
Still don't get your weird obsession

_sannie
Lmaoooo

_sannie
Okay, so i'm inviting the guys!

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Okay, it's Saturday and I'm on fire. Everyone's available to come, I even invited Yeonjun! I feel like this evening's gonna be pure beauty.

You know what? I so very can't wait Wooyoung. I was already pretty much into him in High School but now, I don't know, it's like a threshold's been crossed.

As you must have understood by now, I've been craving love since my breakup. And now, I've fallen in love with Woo again so you can imagine that my heart and hormones are boiling.

I finally have someone to love again, someone to desire. I feel like I'm experiencing everything a hundredfold. I can't wait to see Wooyoung and dream of something to happen. Anything. Anything that makes me feel desired in return. Anything that we'll share, just the two of us.

My body, my heart, and my soul feel so lonely. They need company. And I want it to be Wooyoung. I want Wooyoung to fill this void.

I see him getting out of Seonghwa's car and I start to smile. Just seeing him smile back at me is enough to make me truely happy.

We're all here, all the guys. What a joy to be surrounded by all my dearest friends. It's been a long time since we managed to get together with Yunho, Jongho, Mingi and Hongjoong. With Woo, Hwa, Yeo and Yeonjun as a bonus, it's promising.

(Note: Okay, be careful, don't get confused with their name initials 😭😭)

YJ: Damn, it's so good to see you guys all again!!

HJ: It's incredible, half our tenth grade class is here!

YS: It looks like an alumni reunion - he said laughing.

SH: I'm the only one who wasn't in your class, feel like an imposter...

YH: No don't worry, I wasn't there either!

SH: Really?? Oh yes, you were in the same class the next year, right?

YH: Yeah!

WY: By the way Mingi, before I forget, I've got something for you! - he said approaching him and handing him an eraser. San told me that you still held a grudge because I stole your eraser in high school, so here, I bought you a new one to make amends - he laughed.

MG: What?? - he said before bursting into laughter. You're too dumb but thanks, I appreciate that! You're forgiven.

I admit he's too dumb, I didn't know he bought him an eraser. He's fun. And it's cute too. Damn, it's obvious I'm in love...

JH: I also have something for you guys... Gin!

S: Whooaa!

YJ: And I brought rum!

HJ: RIP to Mingi who doesn't drink alcohol.

MG: Don't worry, I have my stock of Cola.

WY: You don't drink Mingi? That's sad!

S: Don't worry, that guy doesn't need to drink alcohol to get as drunk as us nor even more.

WY: Oooh interesting, can't wait to see that.

It's 8:00 pm and, on this summer evening, it's nicer outside than inside. So we decided to spend the evening outside sitting on a blanket I laid out at the entrance of the garden.

We sat in a circle around a speaker, our glasses, and pizzas that I reheated. And yes, of course, I sat next to Wooyoung.

HJ: No Yunho Gonzales, you're not the DJ!

YH: Aww!!

SH: Why not Yunho?

JH: He'll only play Latin tunes!

WY: I like Latin tunes!

YH: Do you really like them??

YJ: Me too!

Wooyoung, Yeonjun and Yunho went into a discussion about their tastes in Latin music.

S: It's better if Hongjoong you take care of the music, you have good taste.

YH: Hey, does that mean I don't have good taste??

I laughed amused that he heard my comment despite being deeply engrossed in his discussion with Woo and Jun.

YS: But Yunho, is your last name really Gonzales??

We all burst into laughter except Woo, Hwa and Jun who also didn't know.

YH: Of course not! Do I look like a Gonzales??

MG: We call him that because he loves Latin music too much

JH: He loves twerking too. Yet he's not gay.

YH: Hey! Not only gay people like twerking!

YJ: I like twerking and I'm gay.

SH: Damn, I just realized there's quite a proportion of gay people at this party!

S: The word "gay" has been used way too many times, it's making me dizzy... I almost feel homophobic.

JH: You're so right Hwa, Yeonjun and Yeosang are gay, I'm bi, San you're pan and we're not sure about Wooyoung.

YH: What's pan?

S: It means I love everyone without regard to gender. I can fall in love with a man, a woman, or even a trans person, I don't care. It's the person themselves that I fall in love with.

HJ: Wow that's beautiful. Almost tempting.

YH: So you can love everyone and yet your eyes are only for one person here!

What an idiot. On top of that, it's clear from his face that he said something he shouldn't have. I see the guys getting ready to ask questions and Wooyoung making such a face, I'll try to fix it before they say anything.

S: Shhhh, people aren't supposed to know that we're dating, Yuyu.

YH: Oh, right... Sorry honey - he replied flirtatiously.

It's good, we managed to save the situation. No one's asking questions. I notice Mingi laughing out of the corner of my eye. Yunho's really a handful, I swear.

YJ: Wait a minute, though... What do you mean "We're not sure about Wooyoung"?? Are you hiding something from me my little Woo?

WY: And here we go again... - he said laughing.

Conclusion of Chapter 41: Gonzales is not Yunho's last name.

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Duuuudes i literally forgot that ATEEZ's gonna cb soon, can you believe this??

They dropped the first MV teaser and DAMN HELL I JUST REALIZED THEY CB IN 2 DAYS??? + they performed Crazy Form on MAMA (SAN'S FUCKING BODY) I CAN'T

I'm just not prepared, i definitely won't survive again, pls die with me guys 😭😭