"Really, that was COMPLETELY your fault!" Hyunjin yells, throwing his hands up in the air. 

"It was NOT." Jisung yells back, even louder. "OWN UP." 

"IT WAS NOT ME."

"oh. my. god." Felix mutters, trading exasperated glances with Minho before looking back at the trainwreck argument in front of them.

The boys had invited themselves to Felix and Chan's apartment on a Sunday, which neither Chan nor Felix appreciated. They could've at least given them a warning. A simple "we're coming over so deal" text would've been nice.

Oh but nooooo spontaneity is the way to go, apparently. Damn extroverts.

So this current argument.

Taking place in the living room.

Over what? Felix can't remember. And neither can Chan. Or any of the boys, including Hyunjin and Jisung. But they would look bad if they backed down NOW.

Damn testosterone.

But the argument.

It started LITERALLY the moment Jisung and Hyunjin stepped foot into the apartment. They could've waited a few minutes, you know, to be polite, but that's not really their style.

Maybe Hyunjin accidentally hit Jisung when they were taking their shoes off.

And yeah, PERHAPS Jisung accidentally elbowed Hyunjin when he lost his balance. 

And maybe, just MAYBE, both of them took that personally.

So yes, back to the completely unnecessary "who is the alpha here" battle.

"You know, maybe if you were taller none of this would have happened." Hyunjin smirks, obviously proud.

"You know," Jisung mocks, raising the pitch of his voice. "Maybe if you weren't so self-centered none of this would have happened."

"Oh yeah? I am so not the selfish one-"

"You LITERALLY take an hour in the bathroom. EVERY. DAY. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EVEN-"

Felix chances a look over at the rest of the group. Surely there is other entertainment. But no, everyone is staring at Hyunsung like they're a bad reality tv show that came on when they were asleep and now it's 4am on a Thursday and if Matt doesn't get the rose there will be a riot.

don't watch the bachelor it is A WASTE OF TIME.

Chan looks over at Felix for a second, biting the inside of his cheek to keep from smiling when he sees Felix's "if I wouldn't get arrested I would bitchslap everyone here and kick them from my house" look. Chan doesn't see this face often. It's usually only when everyone is in the apartment.

Or when Abhigna and Felix bicker. That's something Chan would pay good money to watch on a daily basis. He still can't believe he gets to watch them fight for FREE.

"What if you both say sorry?" Seungmin tentatively offers.

"NO." Hyunsung shouts, glaring at each other.

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my toxic trait is thinking that i would have a shot with calum hood if we met.

also complete mess out tomorrow i might die actually