(This book was gonna be kinda short anyway like 5-6 chapters, no Herc is not having his baby now. Or is he? Jk no he's not. He's like 7 months in so- oooooorrrrr- I'm kidding, haha. He's definitely having his baby.)

(THATS RIGHT IMMA JERK)

Hercules POV

Me and Laf sneak away and a full on brawl develops between Adrienne and Peggy. Something still didn't sit right with me. Soon we got far enough away. "L-Laffy? Why didn't you tell me about her?" He looks at me. "Because, she was controlling and homophobic. I didn't tell you because I knew she would do something remotely crazy like this Mon Amour. I didn't know if she would hurt you or our baby." He says putting a hand on my stomach. I smile softly and nod. My smile turns into a face of surprise as Peggy LITERALLY holds a PIECE OF ADRIENNE'S HAIR. "Okay let's go home, because we are not bailing Peggy out right now-"

Laf POV

-time skip-

Hercules fell asleep a while ago. I carry him to bed, however since he's tiny compared to me, he's not that heavy, surprisingly. I lay him down and put a blanket on him. I cuddle his waist. I feel him snuggle up to me. "I love you Laffy..." I kiss his forehead. "I love you too, Mon Amour..."

-the next morning-

Hercules POV

I woke up yawning, and with an arm around me. I hear yawning behind me. "Good morning Laffy.." I mutter feeling his hand softly rub the side of my stomach. "Good Morning Mon Amour..." I hear him say. I turn my head to him and kiss his cheek. He sits up and helps me up. I lean on him and put my chin on his shoulder. "Can't we just sleep in today? I'm tired~.." I pout. "Unfortunately we can't Mon Amour." He frowns. "Why not?" I ask. "You have a doctor's appointment today." He explains. I sigh, to be honest, I forgot. "But I'm sleepy, the baby was kicking all night." I whine. "Sorry, but that's no excuse Hun." I sigh, "Fine." I deadpanned defeatedly. Laf intertwines our hands.

Laf kisses my cheek repeatedly. "Okay! Okay! Laf I'm up!!" I yell out laughing. "Good! Now where's my kiss?" He asks expectantly. I peck his lips. "There." He smiles. Laf bends down and kisses my stomach. "One for you too." I snort, "That was cheesy Laf." I say laughing a little bit. "I know but come on." he says in defense. He puts a hand on my cheek, I lean into it and then I lean so far I end up laying back down. "Herc-" "Noooooo!" I whined once again. "I just wanna sleep all day Laffy.." I protest

-time skip- (after the appointment and they're at home, cause I'm lazy)

Well sh*t. I gave in. it wasn't all that bad..I got to see our baby. I intertwine Laf and my hand. We still don't know the gender yet. I kinda want it to be a girl..Laf wants it to be a boy. So we're still at war about it, but that's cool I guess. "Herc' you okay? You haven't eaten since this morning." I nod "I'm fine" I said with a soft smile. I bite down on my lip a little and rub the side of my stomach. Laf comes next to me and rubs my back. "Do you want me to stay with you? I don't have to go today." I glared at him, "Go, I'll be fine." I peck his lips. "Fine.." he gets up, but then he turns around. "Are you s-" "LAFAYETTE. I AM PERFECTLY FINE, GO."

-another time skip, brought to you by, what the actual hell are pizzas with folded tops?-

I wince again. So, there's a slight chance I might be in labor. F*CK. I stand up and grab my phone *because he was too lazy to grab it and instead he's been watching netflix like every other NORMAL person* I pull up Laf's number when I suddenly feel water run down my legs.

Laf POV (I didn't change his job, he's still working at the post, cause I'm lame and lazy, haha that has a nice ring to it)

I picked up my phone and it was Hercules?

"Hercules?"

I heard heavy breathing on the other end.

"L-Laffy.."

"Mon amour, are you okay? What's wrong?"

"My water broke." 

HAHA CLIFFHANGER GET DUNKED ON. Jk here y'all go. Just know I'm not THAT cruel UwU.

I pause for a second. "Mon amour, call Peggy okay? I'll meet up with you at the hospital as soon as I can." I hear him taking a shaky breath. "O-Okay." He hangs up.

-time skip, I'm very very lazy guys, I'm sorry ;w;-

I finally made it. "Baguette boy!" Peggy yells at me. "Hi Peggy, where's Hercules?" I ask. "I don't know! it all went so fast.." I sigh and go to the front desk. "How can I help you sir?" The front lady asks. "Is Hercules Mulligan here?" She nods "Room 328"

Luckily the room wasn't too far. So I was able to make it in time. "Herc?" I smile softly. "Laffy?" He replies. I put a hand on his cheek, he leans into it shooting a weak smile. I kiss his forehead. He winces. I sit in the chair next to the bed. "Laffy, it hurts..."he mutters. "I know mon amour, it's going to be worth it when we see our baby..okay?" He nods.

-time skip bc I do too many time skips..-

Hercules POV

Well. This is the first and last child I'm having. I've never been more tired. "Hercules? This is the last one okay? Your baby's almost here. When you feel the urge you can try and push, okay?" I nod. I squeeze Laf's hand as I groan out in pain. I feel the pressure fade away when I hear crying. I smile softly.

"It's a girl." 

(Wasn't expecting that were you?)

"I guess it's Natalie then" Laf sighs smiling. "I win." I say tiredly. I carefully hand Natalie to him, he smiles at her. "Laf, are you crying?" I ask him almost laughing. "Maybe." I hear Natalie sneeze softly. Laf hands her back to me and I rest her on my chest. "She's perfect." Laf whispers to me, I nod in agreement.

Maybe she'll get a brother one day...

And thus the end of the story, thanks for reading y'all ^w^

-Ms.Funtime