Heyyy my kittehs! Did you like the last chapter? Manga and Sam are so meaaaan! Also, let me know, are you A kitteh, a minion, or a reader-chan?

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After quickly knocking Gai and Gai Jr. unconscious, a stormed the ought the unfamiliar streets of Konoha looking for Sam and Manga. The reason Sam and Manga knew this place so well is because they came quite often, while I had only been once or twice. And I have a horrible sense of direction. I glanced over to my right and saw Sasuke, surrounded by his many fangirls, including, but not limited to; Sakura, Ino, Karin, etc. However, the strangest thing happened. Ino glanced away from Sasuke for a second, and made eye contact with me.

"Who is THAT?!" She squealed, you practically see the cartoon hearts floating above her head. The other girls turned to see what she meant, and after similar squeals they did the impossible. They ABANDONED Sasuke and came stampeding after me.

"Oh shiitake mushrooms!" I yelled, turning on my heel and running through the streets as fast as I could. I had almost forgotten that Sam and Manga had out that gender bender jutsu on me. But, of course, me being me, as I ran for my life I began to formulate a plan for revenge. And although it's crazy, I feel like this was Manga's idea. She's been acting a lot more evil lately, but maybe Sam and I are just rubbing off on her. I looked over my shoulder, the large group of fangirls hot on my tail. But, taking my eyes off the road was a bad idea because I tripped and down a flight of stairs into the last person I wanted to see right now. Gai-Sensei.

"Sorry bout that!" I yelled as I continued running, not looking back. I could hear him yell something about youth and then joined the large mob of people chasing me. Suddenly, I smelt smoke, and I knew wherever something was burning, Sam would be there. And wherever Sam was, Manga would be there. I turned a sharp corner and ran towards the fire. I found a large group of people standing outside a burning restaurant. I singled Manga out from the crowd and leapt on her, tackling her to the ground. I pulled a kunai to her throat.

"Undo the jutsu!" I yelled. She glanced at me and the fangirls in fear and nodded furiously. Well, as well as you can nod with a knife at the base of your throat. I got off her and she sat up, putting her hands together.

"Kai! (Release)" She shouted, and I felt my blond hair grow in length, and what little I had in the chest department return. I sighed in relief as the fangirls stood around confused.

"Huh?" Karin asked.

"Where's that dreamy blonde?" Ino continued.

"I think he went to the academy." I said, and they screamed and turned around, running in the direction of the academy. Manga smiled shakily at me, and held up her hands.

"No hard feelings, right?" She asked, and I smiled, but not a genuine smile. More of a blood-thirsty, I'm-gonna-kill-you-any-second smile.

"Of course not, Manga, of course not...." I said, as I held my hands up in the sign of the boar. "Mind and Soul; Total Possession Jutsu!" I yelled, and felt the dizzying sensation of my mind entering hers and my real body collapsing to the ground.

'What are you doing?' Manga asked inside my head. I smirked inwardly.

'You'll see...' I walked around the village until I saw the person of interest. For once, Sasuke was not surrounded by his fangirls because they were still chasing the 'blonde beauty.' He was at a training ground, practicing his kunai aim. Completely alone. Perfect.

'Lucy, I'm sorry okay? Please no, whatever you're thinking!' Manga said in my head, starting to get a bit more desperate.

'Shut up!' I said back. 'I was originally gonna do the sexy jutsu in front of him so be happy!' She went silent there, not wanting to anger me further.

"Ohhh, Saaaasukeee!" I said, walking out form behind a tree. He whirled around, and when he saw that it was Manga he blushed, but tried to keep his cool.

"Oh, hey, Manga. Uh, I mean... idiot." I almost burst out laughing at his quick attempt at a cover up. I pouted.

"Do you really think that?" I, well, Manga asked with puppy dog eyes. He tried to speak, but nothing came out, so instead he just shook his head very fast. "Remember the wedding?" I asked, in a sultry voice I didn't know I was capable of. He nodded.

"Yeah, Itachi looked pretty good, Sam was gorgeous, so were you... I mean the bridesmaids...." He trailed off, and I put a finger over his lips.

"I meant after the wedding, silly." I said, barely above a whisper.

"...Oh." He trailed to a stop, and his gaze traveled to my (Manga's) lips. We both leaned in slowly, and I could hear Manga screaming in my head. When our lips were about two millimetres apart (Sorry you americans, but I'm Canadian so I'm using metric.) I quickly pulled my head back, and he almost tripped and had to regain his balance. I smiled, a little teasing, a little warmly, and then tapped his nose.

"Meet me at the park tonight at eight, okay?" Then I teleported back to the field with the burning restaurant. I released the jutsu, and Manga's body collapsed on the grass while mine had a random spasm at the shock of having consciousness re-enter my body. Manga managed to sit up and gave me a death glare, but I just full-out grinned.

"Hey, we're even now, aren't we? Besides, you better get ready for your date!" Sam saw our bodies collapsed on the grass and ran over to us.

"What happened?" She asked, concerned, and slightly crazy/hormonal. I just smiled.

"Manguke happened."

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