hiiiiiiiii everybody guess who.....that's right little old me. Sammy I'm writing this chapter hope you enjoy.

its been a couple weeks since we blew up the cn tower as of request of lucy and it was finally time for the wedding. to say it was going fine well.....thatd be a bold face lie. I'm fact it was going horrible. At the second I was crying my eyes out cause guess what the idiots forgot to get. I'll give you a clue he performs the ceremony......that's right a fucking preacher!!!!!!

itachi was next to me rubbing my back soothingly."its all ruined who will perform the marriage now. "I wailed. he glared back at the guys. "the most important thing and you forget it how?" he growled. they shuffled there feet. "I was busy organizing the other stuff so I told madarra to do it" kakuzu said and back away. madarra pointed at deidara."I told him to do it cause I've been doing the paper work that sam usually does."he said monotone. Dei In turn pointed to sasori. "I told him to do it cause I've been helping lucy with guest stuff." lucy nodded in agreement and I turned to sasori. he turned and looked at sasuke. "I told him to do it cause I was making a specially made cribb for the baby." 

my head snapped toward sasuke who didn't even seem bothered by it. "and I just didn't care." he stated. the room went quiet and everyone stepped away from both sasuke and me. "so let me get this strait. you didn't get a fucking preacher cause you didn't care."I said calmly making him swallow. he nodded. normally I would murder him on the spot but since I didn't want to ruin my dress I took deep calming breathes.

Mikoto and fugaku walked in on me doing this. Fugaku as usual mubbled something about me being a lunatic while mikoto rushed over to see if I was okay. I shakily pointed to sasuke. "he ruined the wedding by forgetting a preacher. oh wait not forgetting not even bothering" I said trailing off into sobs at the end. mikoto turned and narrowed her eyes at her son.

"sasuke uchiha is she telling the truth?"she asked in a clipped tone. sasuke tugged at his shirt nervously. "well kinda but kaa-san I can.." he stated but shut up when he saw his mother's anger. she turned to fugaku." this is your fault for not paying enough attention go speak to him outside NOW"she growled then went back to soothing me. they both left the building quickly fearful of her rage. manga ran in grinning."I have a solution given its not the best one but its our only option." she said huffing out of breath. I was in front of her in a flash. "what in kamis name is it" I said shaking her. instead of answering she pointed at hidan who just walked in looking bored. I looked back and forth then gave manga the wtf face. "hidans a licensed revrened. which means legally he can declare you married." she stated. I looked at hidan and he shrugged.

"fuck yeah I'm a dam revrened. doesn't mean I'll help."  he stated. pein cleared his throat. "oh yes you will and you'll watch the curses while performing the ceremonies." he ordered making hidan curse. I squealed and glomped pein. "thanks nii-san."  I stated then pointed to the door. "Now all men leave the area while we finish getting ready." I demanded. they quickly left leaving me and the girls to get ready.

One hour later.

it was finally time for the actual ceremony hopefully it goes well knowing my luck it won't. I sent manga a look."could you at least be happy for the ceremony." I whined. she jestured to herself. "dress and happiness don't mix." she stated. I stuck my tounge out at her. soon music started playing. just not the right kind. funeral music instead of the marching song. the organ player I could tell was orochimaru. he was easily flanked and dragged out being replaced by a confused hinata who I gave a pleading look. she sighed and began to play.

everyone marched down the ile smoothly and thankfully I didn't trip. the easy part was over now for the hard part. hidan was doing his best with the cursing and maybe he could of kept calm if the idiot hadn't left there phone on. he was about to ask if we take each other as man and wife when it rang. everyone spun to look at Tyler. he was fumbling with it and hidan was getting annoyed. "you no good piece of.."I stopped him before he could say anymore. "just pernounce us man and wife." I screeched. he sighed then looked at us. "I now penounce you fucking man and wife kiss the dam bride." he said then jumped over us while we kissed and attacked Tyler. we pulled apart and grinned. well it may have not been perfect but I'm sure nothing worse can happen right?