I can't even speak of what happened the last three chapters. So, here you guys are! Fellow innocent bystanders, I present you what we've all been waiting for since three chapters ago.....THE PLAN TO PREVENT MANGUKE! Enjoy! :)

"Oh come on you guys, it's not that bad," Sam rolled her eyes.

"How is it not that bad?!" I ate another scoop of chocolate ice-cream. Sasuke was rummaging around, trying to find a knife or fork. Sam rolled her eyes, and made a grab for the ice-cream, but I yanked it away.

"It has some upsides!" Sam protested.

"Really? Me marrying him has upsides?" I asked, taking a big chunk out of the ice-cream.

"I agree with her on this one," Sasuke grumbled.

"I don't give a f*** about you Sasuke," Sam smiled.

"I marry a jerk and have four freaking kids of his," I sobbed, slamming my head onto the table, forgetting about the ice-cream. Sam chose that moment to steal it and take it away, putting it back into the freezer.

"But they were all cute, and we become sisters-in-law so the future is f***ing awesome!" Sam pointed out.

"MANGUKE HAPPENED!!" Lucy squealed from the living room, causing me to slam my head on the kitchen table again. Hidan popped his head into the kitchen and stared at me and Sasuke.

"Uchiha, shouldn't you be f***ing asking Manga out right now?" Hidan smirked. Sasuke finally found a knife and flung it at Hidan, who ducked.

"Who the F*** threw a knife at me?!" Kisame yelled from the living room.

"Okay, new game plan, Sasuke, stop being suicidal for once in your life. Be glad that someone who isn't crazy marries you. Manga, stop acting like a brat and suck it up. Now, both of you start dating now!" Sam smiled.

Sasuke and I looked at each other, nodded, and then looked back at Sam.

"No," and with that, we vanished. Once we were sure no one was chasing us, we came up with a plan.

"Do you think we could go into the future where you propose to me and stop me from marrying you?" I asked Sasuke. He glared at me.

"No, we need to go back to before I even think about proposing to you in the first place," Sasuke hissed.

"No, we're stopping me from saying yes," I glared at him, which he returned.

"No, we're stopping me from drinking so much that I even thought of proposing to you," Sasuke retorted.

"Why would you be drunk?" I asked.

"Because I'd have to either be stupid or drunk to even want to marry you!" Sasuke snapped.

"Well I must have been threatened by Lucy and Sam to even accept something like a proposal from an egotistic jerk like you!" I yelled at him.

"Most girls would die to marry me!" Sasuke spit back.

"Most girl that like you are stalkers!" I growled back.

"Well at least they're pretty!" Sasuke replied.

"Well at least the boys that like me are handsome and NOT EMO!" I yelled back.

"Yeah, well......wait, boys actually like you?" Sasuke asked, confused.

"No. I just wanted a good comeback," I muttered.

"You're such an idiot," Sasuke sighed.

"You're such an emo," I shot back.

"For the last time, I AM NOT AN EMO!" Sasuke yelled.

"Well I couldn't be able to tell if you are or not considering how you dress and act," I calmly replied.

"Would you rather I run stark naked and act like a moron?" Sasuke  twitched.

"Oh gosh no, that would blind me. However, the moron part you already play out well," I sighed.

"At least I don't act like a follower who has no backbone and wishes peace for everyone and anything she meets," Sasuke growled out.

"How's this for peace?!" I yelled, punching Sasuke in the stomach. He lurched forward, clutching his stomach. He glanced up at me and scowled.

"You're such a b**** sometimes," Sasuke gritted his teeth. I crossed my arms over my chest.

"And your such a jerk sometimes," I hissed back.

"Forget planning on destroying Manguke in the future, I think that psychic was lying," Sasuke started to stand back up.

"That's one thing we can agree on! I don't know why anyone would want to marry some jerk that treats you like complete and utter crap everyday!" I shouted.

"Oh yeah? Well-" Sasuke started.

"Awww, they argue like a married couple!!" Lucy squealed, coming down from a tree branch.

"See, Manguke is just meant to happen! It's destiny, don't fight it!" Sam leapt down after Lucy.

"How much of that did you see?" Sasuke asked.

"All of it," Sam and Lucy replied at the same time.

"Nice punch by the way, Manga," Lucy smiled.

"I've never been so proud," Sam anime cried.

"That's no way to treat your boyfriend though," Lucy tsked.

"He's no my boyfriend," I sighed.

"I would never date her," Sasuke agreed.

"That's bulls***, you two are dating, suck it up," Sam glared at us.

"Ask her out now Sasuke! I'll sick Oreo on you if you don't!" Lucy threatened.

"F*** this s***," Sasuke replied, leaving.

"You traitorous b word!! You get back here!! Don't you dare leave me alone with them!!" I yelled, receiving no answer.

"Oh Mangaaaa," Sam and Lucy said behind me.

"Please Lord help me, I don't want to die, amen," I prayed.

Please hear my prayers, please hear my prayers, please hear my prayers, please hear my prayers....