Revenge of the Manga
Hi, mangareader90 here! This chapter is made because I wanted revenge on a certain friend cough *Lucylucylooo* cough. Enjoy!
"Ugh...wait...what happened yesterday?" I asked as I looked around the room.
"I got married and you and Sasuke made out...a lot," Sam laughed and I blushed.
"Yeah...where's the nearest trash can?" I asked looking around until I found one. I ran over to it and started to puke...a lot.
"Why do I feel like garbage?" I shuddered and Lucy came into view.
"Oh, that's because I got you drunk," Lucy smiled and I glared at her.
"I DON'T LIKE BEING DRUNK!" I yelled and at that the entire Akatsuki woke up.
"Oi, what are you yelling for shrimp?" Kisame mumbled as he rubbed his head.
"Like you don't know, you probably helped," I hissed.
"It was a party...of course I helped," Kisame grinned showing his pointed teeth.
"You suck," I twitched.
"Lil' sis....what the h*** happened when I was out?" Tyler asked as he looked around and I smiled maliciously.
"Before I became officially drunk and your butt WAS drunk I saw you try to make out with Konan, you epic failure," I laughed as his face went pale then red from embarrassment before he formed a smirk on his face.
"Yeah...but at least I didn't kiss the gay emo," Tyler mocked and I shuddered.
"Don't remind me you cruel jerk," I twitched in annoyance and he laughed, clutching his stomach.
"What happened to the emo jerk anyways? He's gone," I yawned.
"After Lucy told him what happened he fainted and Madara had to drag him back home because Sam got tired of looking at him," Itachi spoke up, yawning slightly.
"Uchiha fainted?" Deidara smirked.
"Gee Manga, you're so ugly that you make people faint just by your name," my brother laughed and I elbowed him in the gut.
"Ow," Tyler fell to the ground and clutched his stomach before he bolted upright and ran over to the trash can while he vomited.
"Geez....you two really can't hold your liquor," Sasori chuckled and I glared at him.
"Shut up, I'm mad at all of you! You helped with nothing," I hissed.
"That's a lie! I helped with your homework," Sam interjected and I nodded.
"Okay, Sam is excused....anyone else? Besides Itachi because if one of them is excused than so is the other," I muttered.
"I have to be excused considering I want revenge for letting them make an a** out of myself," my brother said as he ceased his vomiting.
"I am leader," Pein shrugged.
"And I do not care," I smiled and for a second I saw everyone flinch. Probably because I've never been one to defy those in higher ranks than me. Oh well, screw high ranks, I'm ticked of.
"Did little miss goody two-shoes disobey leader?" Zetsu asked, awestruck.
"F***ing yeah! I knew that you had to be a little f***ing fun!" Hidan grinned.
"Shut up. I'm mad...sorry...infuriated with all of you! So..." I hissed, then looked over to my brother who came beside me, putting his hands behind his head.
"We're going to teach you not to mess with us," Tyler stated while he reached into his pocket.
"I'm soooo scared," Lucy rolled her eyes and my brother brought out his hand, which was empty.
"And you don't even have anything, hmmm," Deidara laughed and my brother turned to me.
"How cute...they think I need a weapon, that's your job," Tyler laughed as he immediately became engulfed in blue flames without even doing any hand signs.
"How?!" all of the Akatsuki stared in amazement except for Lucy, Itachi, and Sam. Sam shrugged, Itachi hn'd and Lucy's mouth hung open.
"What the heck was with him looking in his pocket for something?!" Lucy asked, confused and I shrugged.
"It's a habit he does when he's bored or angry. It helps him to not punch something," I smiled as I snapped my fingers and crystal rose up from my pockets and across my arm to where it formed into a sword, but it was attached to my arm still.
"If you weren't mad at me I'd think that was pretty awesome," Lucy nervously laughed. The Akatsuki joined her and my brother flicked some blue flames onto my sword.
"Okay...ready?" I smiled and he smirked.
"Let's do this....idiot," Tyler leapt at the Akatsuki first and I joined soon after.
*One hour later*
"Eactly how did.....this.....happen?" Sakura turned to Sam who shrugged.
"This time It was Manga.....and her brother," Sam said, pointing to us and Sakura's eyes widened as Naruto laughed his butt off.
"Naruto, what are you doing at the hospital?" Sakura asked Naruto.
"Well, I WAS here to give Manga a message from Sasuke...but I think this is much more funny!" Naruto hollered while he clutched his stomach laughing.
I had to admit it was a little funny....everyone was tied together in some way or had burns from the blue flames. Some had cuts from my sword.
"Ugh....I hate you...." Sasori glared at me and I smiled.
"Now we know WHY leader wanted her in the Akatsuki..." Kisame grunted.
"This pain is ecstasy," Hidan sighed.
"Hey, why did you join Manga-chan?" Naruto asked.
"They kidnapped me and Sam made me stay," I smiled.
"Oh, well here's the note," Naruto handed me a piece of paper and I put it into my pocket.
"It's not like it has anything nice to saw on it," I shrugged and Sakura and Sam nodded.
"Soo....who's up for some ramen and dango?!" Naruto yelled, pumping a fist into the air.
"Yeah sure," I smiled.
"Yeah!" Tyler grinned.
"Hn," Itachi spoke up.
"Yay! I love ramen and dango!" Sam cheered.
"Is that good for the baby?" Itachi asked, worried.
"Yes," Sam gritted through her teeth and Itachi backed down.
"You can't just leave us, yeah!" Deidara yelled, his hair was entangled in Lucy's.
"Oh I can," I chuckled as we left.
"S***," Lucy muttered as we left.
"I can't believe that you were bad for once Manga," Sam giggled and I rolled my eyes.
"It was a little fun, brat," my brother smiled at me and I smiled back.
"Don't get used to it."
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