Kon'nichiwa my kittehs! It's Lucy, and I shall be writing this time!! On we go!

I sat in the hotel room, looking at everyone passed out around me. The only people who weren't drunk were Deidara and I. I glanced over at Dei and I could tell he was thinking the same thing. This is the perfect situation for black mail. I grabbed Manga and Deidara grabbed Sasuke and we plopped them on the couch so it looked like they were snuggling together. I whipped out my camera and took multiple photos.

Then for pranking. I grabbed my shoulder bag, which I always kept well-stocked with the most random things you could imagine. I fished around until I found what I was looking for. Pink hair dye. I dragged Itachi over to the sink, and making sure he was completely conked out, applied the dye.

I could see that Deidara had written over Sasori's face 'ART IS A BANG!' I chuckled. I decided to leave Sam alone, because we had plans to go destroy the CN Tower and I didn't want to ruin that. Finally Hidan. It took a lot of work, Chakra, and Duct Tape, but I finally had him stuck to the ceiling.

Deidara and I sat back on the couch, pleased with our work, and watched a movie.

Let's just say that the morning after was beyond hilarious. Dei and I woke up first, and then Sam. She yawned, stretched, and then surveyed the damage. "Good work guys!" She said a little too loudly, which woke Hidan and Sasori up. "WHAT THE F*CK?!? WHY THE HELL AM I DUCT TAPED TO THE CEILING?!?! LUCY YOU LITTLE B*TCH GET OVER HERE AND GET ME DOWN NOW!!!" "Ask nicely!" I said perkily. He gritted his teeth. "Lucy..... please let me down."

I pretended to think about it. "Hmmmm...... I don't know if I can reach! You're awfully high up." His face turned basically red with rage. I sighed. "Fine, but only if you agree to divorce Manga." "But.. But... ah, what the f*ck. Okay!"

"LUCY! I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO TRAP YOU IN THE MANGEKYO SHARINGAN FOR A CENTURY! Itachi stormed into the room from the bathroom, his face almost matching the bright pink his hair now was. Sam stared. "Oh my god! That's worse than the pink in Oro's torture room!" Itachi spluttered, and for once he seemed to be at a loss of words. Saori, now realizing that he had probably been pranked, ran into the bathroom to check the mirror. "DEIDARA!"

While Sasori was busy trying it kill Dei, I took out a kunai and slashed at the duct tape, causing Hidan to fall onto his face. "Wow." I said. "I thought ninja had better reflexes than that." He glared at me, but said nothing.

Finally, Manga woke up. Somehow, in his sleep, Sasuke had grabbed onto Manga and now she was trapped. Everyone just stood staring at them. "It's not what it looks like!" She cried. "I don't know how this happened! Get him off me!" No one made a move to help her. She looked over at me in a silent plea for help. I sighed and went over, taking out a blowhorn, and putting it right in Sasuke's ear. "What the hell?" He yelled. Then he saw the position he was in, and blushed hard. He leaped off her. "How did get over there?" he yelled.

"Gee I don't know...." I said, avoiding eye contact. He stood up to attack me, but at that moment Sam tossed me her flamethrower. "You wanna go?" I taunted. "Hn." He tried to keep his cool.

After Hidan and Manga finally signed divorce papers, we checked out. We walked along a path, our group now joined by Hidan and Sasori. "Oh yeah!" I said, remembering something. "I reached into my bag and pulled out a Tupperware container and handed it to Sam. Inside was a cupcake. "YAY! Thanks Lucy!" She munched happily on her cupcake. We continued to walk silently, and I could tell everyone was still pissed at me. "So, what do you guys want to do today?" I asked. "OH SHUT UP!" Everyone but Sam yelled.