Hello all Sam here and I will be writing the first chapter. why you ask cause I say so. Now let our random adventures begin.

Manga lucy and me were hanging around the living room when the guys walked in. "Sam paperwork." pein ordered. I looked up with the uh no look. "come on pein let her have a break" manga said. he snorted. "that's not important what's important is getting work done." he replied. "soo basically push all your work on me so you can make out with konan. I see how it is. I did not join this orginiaztion to be a secratary." I said crossing my arms.

itachi looked at me and raised an eyebrow. " you joined cause we offered you a cupcake and I was here" he sated. my mouth watered at the thought of that cupcake. I want another one of those. I opened my mouth about to ask when kakuzu shook his head. "no Sam you can not have a cupcake. especially the one we gave you it was freaking expensive." he said. anime tears appeared in my eyes and I looked at manga and lucy. they sighed and got up. I screamed yay and hopped up grabbing my weapon bag. "were are you going?" itachi asked. lucy pointed to the door. "out to get Sam that cupcake. you should be thankful for us doing so to or the base may have been destroyed." lucy said. they looked at me and I pulled out my flamethrower grinning.

pein sighed and mumbled something about us being cycotic. manga rolled her eyes."says the Pearson who called himself god" she replied. he glared and she took off out of the room followed by Lucy. I darted froward and grabbed kakuzu's wallet then dashed out. "gee thanks kakuzu we will spend this months budget on us thanks for offering." I yelled and left the base running like hell to get away from kakuzu.

after about ten miles we lost him. we all sat in a circle discussing what we would do. "let's go to Disney world." I yelled. they both looked at me and sighed. "you burned it down Dumass" a monotone voice said. we all groaned. "how is it every time we go somewhere he finds us!" manga exclaimed. "he's a ninja that stalks us." Lucy said. sasuke got an anime vain. "if anyone stalks anyone its you guys stalking me." he growled.

we burst out laughing. he muttered something about us being stupid catching my attention. my aura went dark and I stood up a mace appearing in my hand."what was that sas-gay." I said venom dripping from every word. he swallowed. the girls laughed again."leave it to Sam to be mood swingy." lucy said.

I frowned. "I don't have mood swings." I said defiantly. "yes you do and I'm pretty sure we've had this conversation before." a familiar voice said. I spun around and pouted at itachi. "ne your suppose to support your girlfriend you know." I mumbled. at the corner of my eye i saw manga and lucy giving itachi warning signals. sasuke being smart grabbed my flamethrower. Aww no forest fires. " Arnt you forgetting about your cupcakes?" he asked making me forget my anger for the seconde.

I screamed really loud then grabbed his arm and ran like hell to the cupcake store. I'm coming baby. Finally we reached the store with a very out of breath manga. "you need to get into shape." I said shaking my finger at her. she rolled her eyes. "I am in shape just not able to run for long periods of time like a maniac." she replied. I stuck my tounge out at her then turned to the door and screamed in horror. "closed" Lucy read then looked at me. I fell to my knees and sucked in breath. "nooooooooooooooooooooooooo" I yelled.

itachi cover my mouth but I just licked it and continued. Manga walked over and patted my back. "its ok Sam I'll make cupcakes when we get back." she said. I only cried harder. "it won't matter the dumass's will eat them all." I wailed. Lucy had ran to the store came back and pulled out a tub of ice cream. o squealed and pounced on it knocking lucy over to grab it.

I then sat and it while she was under me."uh Sam do you mind" Lucy asked. I looked at her and waved. "don't worry lucy your not bothering me." I replied cheerily . she sighed and looked at itachi for help. he walked over and grabbed my waist picking me up and put me on the ground by lucy. "behave" he said. I shook my head and laughed. "na behaving is boring. oh and we may want to start running the cops are on The way." I sing-songed the end of it. "why" sasuke asked. I pointed to the cupcake shop. it was burning and had set multiple buildings on fire along with part of the forest. they gave me why the hell look and I shrugged. hey the guy should have been open when I wanted my cupcake. we all began to run like he back to base to get away from the cops. just another normal day in our lives.