Hey! It's Lucy! Sorry this update took so long! I've had a lot going on, I was in a play. Anyway, enough about me! On with the story...

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We sat in the cold jail cell, while Manga tried to reason with the cop.

"I'm telling you! Sam's a schitzo-phrenic!" Manga said, holding up fake medical papers made by Kakuzu. My stomach was growling, and my throat was incredibly dry. We had been in here for about four hours.

"Hiiiidaaaaan! I wanna sacrifice someone...." I whined, utterly bored. He put his arm around my shoulder.

"I know babe. When we get out we can f****ing sacrifice as many people as we want." I snuggled into his side while Sam started crying because the cupcakes she made earlier were getting lonely. Honestly, that girl is insane. Manga came back into the cell and sat down on the bench beside Kisame, who was sitting beside Hidan.

"Well, reasoning's not gonna work." Manga said in defeat. I sat up so quickly I startled Hidan, who had started to fall asleep.

"So, diplomatic stuff is out of the picture, right? No chance it's happening?" Manga looked kinda scared as she nodded.

"Yes..."

"Good." I smiled, and then threw down a smoke grenade. "SAM! Get your flamethrower. We're going out in style!" Sam laughed and grabbed her flamethrower, which surprisingly, they didn't confiscate. She softened the bars with her flamethrower, and I summoned my scythe and sliced through them like play-doh.

"Oh god no, we're gonna get sued again!" Manga cried out in anguish.

"C'mon, shrimp! Just roll with it." Kisame said, ruffling her hair.

"AWWW! MANGA AND KISAME!" I yelled.

"Well, thank god she's over Manguke..." Manga muttered.

"YUUUSH! MANGUKE FOREVERRRR!" I shouted, alerting our presence to the nearby cops. Oh crap. They quickly ran in, bearing nightsticks and guns. We were surrounded.

Suddenly, a small black kitten I knew all too well rubbed up against my leg, and transformed into a panther.

"OREO! Quick, take us and get out of here!"

"I can only carry two people, genius." She said.

"Well, you're no fun!" I said, pouting. "Come, Hidan! Let us ride off into the sunset!" I said grabbing him and plopping down onto Oreo's back.

"You're just leaving us?!" Sam yelled.

"That's the plan!" I replied cheerily.

"Don't you dare leave!" Manga said.

"Or what?" I taunted.

"I will burn your Gengar stuffy!" She said. I gasped.

"Nooo! My wittle Gengar didn't do anything!" I anime cried.

"How about you help us fight them? They're cops, and we're ninjas. It can't be too hard." Itachi stated simply.

"Oh yeah! Why didn't I think of that?" I asked myself, smacking my forehead. I jumped off Oreo gracefully and then summoned my scythe again, as Hidan summoned his.

"Let's f***ing do this."

*twenty minutes and about fifty seriously injured cops later*

"Well that was fun!" I said, happy-go-lucky, as a few maimed bodies lay at my feet.

"She scares me..." Kisame muttered.

"I can't believe you were going to leave us!" Manga said.

"Well, I would have still visited you in prison!" I exclaimed.

"Hey, it's alright. Calm down." Kisame said to Manga.

"Aw! Kisame and Manga! Kisame and Manga.... Manga and Kisame.... MANGAME!" I proclaimed, feeling very proud of myself. Manga's eye twitched.

"I DON'T NEED A BOYFRIEND!" She yelled.

"Actually, Sis, you do." Tyler, her brother said, appearing out of nowhere.

"What about Manguke?" Orochimaru cried as he fell out of a tree.

"You shut your face about Manguke!" Manga yelled, as she commenced to beat him up with Sam.

I turned to look directly at the readers.

"Remember, girls and guys. You don't need a boyfriend or girlfriend to be a whole person. You should just love yourself for who you are, and place value on whether or not you're single. Keeping that in mind, do you ship Manguke or Mangame?"

"Oi! Who the f*** are you talking to?" Hidan asked. I shrugged.

"I'm not really sure. I just like breaking the fourth wall." Manga walked up, brushing herself off.

"Well, now that I've got THAT out of my system, where to next?"

"TO TOKYO!" I yelled as I punched the air.

"What is she doing?" Itachi asked, staring at me.

"I don't know, but it's f***ing cute." Hidan answered.

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You likey? Be sure to let me know, who do you ship, Manguke or Mangame? And do you like Lucan? (not that I really care)