Hello, I've been expecting you..... Hey kittehs it's me! Lucyyyy! So, that was some chappie huh? Let me know if you ship #Lucan!

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I stared at Hidan and then back up to Manga who was watching us in the trees. I growled angrily, ignoring Hidan beating up a waiter to my left. I pulled out my phone, and called Sam, who I could see right next to Manga.

"Hello?" She answered, a muffled giggle in her voice.

"We can see you." I answered, a murderous tone sounding in my voice. The line went dead, and I could see them starting to run. I grabbed one of the breadsticks, (which were really stale) and hurled it at the large window, causing it to shatter into a million pieces. I leapt through, but my purple dress got caught on the glass, tearing off some fabric at the bottom. Now, it was at the middle of my thigh. Great.

"Crap! She's catching up!" Sam yelled, but I wasn't focused on her. Clearly, the smartest person in the Akatsuki was behind this, I zeroed in on my target, Manga. I took a flying leap, and tackled her to the ground, landing on top of her.

"You me, fight right here, right now." I seethed. I got off her, and she stood up and dusted herself off and smirked.

"You don't even have a weapon." She laughed, but I smiled evilly, which caused her laugh to fall short, as everyone else watched me in stunned silence. I put my hands together, in a prayer, and spoke.

"Oh lord Jashin, I beg thee, present me with a weapon worthy of one of your followers." I looked up, my eyes glowing red, as a silver scythe with red tips materialized in my hands, the exact opposite of Hidan's.

"You're a Jashinist?" Manga said.

"Hey, I don't tell you guys everything." I replied, nonchalant. My skin darkened, and a pattern of bones appeared. "Let's do this." I raised my scythe, and Manga summoned a crystal katana. We charged, weapons held high, and brought them down at the same time, they clashed with each other and the force knocked us both back a few feet.

"Oh, this is gonna be good." Sam said, pulling out popcorn and starting to munch on it, while I pulled out some shuriken and launched them at Manga. she dodged all of them gracefully, except one which I had aimed at her blind spot. Sasuke jumped in a deflected it with a kunai.

"What are you doing?" Manga yelled.

"Saving your ass." Sasuke replied as he whirled the kunai he had been holding at me. I side-stepped, letting it implant itself in a tree.

"My ass doesn't need saving!" Manga said, but she was cut off by Sam who practically screamed.

"MANGUKE FOREVERRRRR!" She laughed and clapped her hands. Itachi spoke up for the first time in a little while.

"Two against one isn't fair." He said, and everyone nodded in agreement.

"I'll fight with her." A voice behind me said. I glanced over to see Hidan standing beside me, skin darkening as well. "By the way," He said, "nice dress." He grinned cockily at me.

"OH MY KAMI YESH!! LUCAN VS MANGUKE!!" Sam fangirled.

"SHUT UP, SAM!" All four of us yelled at the same time. Hidan and I lunged forward together, launching and intricate attack on Manga. Sasuke jumped in and blocked Hidan, while Manga fended me off herself.

"What can a shortie like you do anyways?" Sasuke yelled. Everyone went silent, and even Manga and I stopped fighting.

"Sorry, Manga." I said, never moving my glare off of Sasuke. "I'm gonna have to kill your boyfriend, hope you don't mind." I gripped my scythe tightly, and charged at Sasuke, Hidan steppe sour of my way, as I brought my blade down, cutting a large gash in Sasuke's knee. I dropped the scythe, and switched to the good old fisticuffs, beating him up.

"How can such a sweet looking girl be so terrifying..." Kisame muttered.

"Have you guys seen her f*cking train? She broke three punching bags in ten minutes!" Hidan exclaimed. He coughed, his cheeks turning a pinkish hue. "I mean, I don't watch her train..." He said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!" Sam yelled.

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So yeah! Do you ship #Lucan? BTW MANGUKE FOREVAAAAAR