Hey my kittehs! The lovely Lucy shall be writing this one!

We flew in the sky on Deidara's bird. Well, Manga, Sam, Deidara, Itachi, and I were on the bird. I had tied Sasuke on it by his legs, so when he woke up he would be unconscious upside down.

"Are we there yet???" Sam whined. "It was your idea to go here, so be quiet and stop complaining." Itachi said in a bored tone. I was sorting through my weapons casually, before Manga saw. "Whatchya got there?" She asked. I held up my favourite weapon. "A chainsaw." It was a big, beautiful chainsaw, with red splats all over it. Manga gave me a look that was kind of frightened.

Unfortunately, that was the exact moment Sasuke woke up. He looked at me one time, with the bloody chainsaw, and screamed like a little girl. Both Sam and Me laughed, but Manga surprised us by saying "Give him a break! You would be scared too!"

Sam and I stared at her. "Are you..." Sam started. "Standing up for Sasgay?" I finished. Sam looked at me and we both smiled. "YOU LIKE SASGAY, YOU LIKE SASGAY!" We sang together. "Shut up! No I don't!"

"Guys? We're here, yeah" Deidara said. We landed in the shelter of some trees. "Why are we even here?" Manga asked. "Sam got mad and wanted to go destroy stuff, so we came to Orochimaru's place." I responded. "Okay, so the game plan is..." Sam started. "FREEZE!" I yelled. "What is it?" Manga looked at me. My eyes sparkled.

"It's a kitten! Awwwww! Who's a cute little kitteh? Who's a cute little kitteh? I shall name you Oreo. Because you look like an Oreo." The little black and white kitten jumped into my arms. "I wonder if she knows any tricks?" I got an idea. I pointed my finger at Sasuke. "Oreo, attack." Instantly Oreo leaped from my arms, and was on Sasuke in a flurry of fur and claws. Then she walked over back to me, and when I picked her up, she started licking my face.

((Based on my actual cat in real life. Except she doesn't attack on command.))

Sasuke stood up, covered in scratched and bite marks. "Bad... kitty." He muttered, before he fainted, and fell to the ground. "Some one has to stay and look after him, un." Deidara said. Sam and I looked at each other. "I VOLUNTEER MANGA!" We yelled in unison. "What? No!" She yelled. Itachi sighed. "All right. I'll stay." He said.

I hefted my chainsaw, and Sam raised her flamethrower. "You guys ready for some destruction?" I asked, looking around. "Oh yeah. Let's do this." Sam said.