Hello fellow innocent bystanders Mangareader90 here. Okay, two things: 1.MANGUKE SUCKS. Thank you to everyone who hates it. For those of you who hate it because they don't like me personally, that's okay, I don't like me either sometimes :) 2. You commented last chapter so can you comment this one too please? It would make my day. Thank you! Enjoy the chapter!

"SASUKE YOU IDIOT!" I yelled at him.

"If anyone would be happy about this besides me, I thought it would be you," Sasuke replied.

"The reason I wanted to go into the future and NOT the past was because THE PAST IS VERY DELICATE!!" I yelled, really wanting to punch him in the stomach.

"Uh guys?" Lucy tried to speak up.

"I don't care! I just want Manguke to never be made!" Sasuke yelled back.

"You have to think about other people first! It's not okay to do things just because you don't like how they originally are!" I yelled back.

"GUYS!" Lucy yelled, catching our attention.

"Yeah Luc?" I asked.

"I just wanted to say that this would never had happened if you two had agreed to just be a couple," Lucy told us.

"Now isn't the time Lucy," I sighed. I needed to think of a plan.

"I don't regret anything," Sasuke shrugged and Lucy and I glared at him. While Lucy started beating him up I smiled.

"Got it," I told them.

"Got what?" Lucy asked.

"A plan," I told her.

"That was quick, so what's the plan?" Lucy asked, dropping Sasuke.

"First we need to get Sam," I told her.

'Legally?" Lucy asked, sounding bored. I shook my head.

"We don't have time," I told her, and she grinned.

"I live step one. What's step two?" Lucy asked. I smiled.

"Don't worry about step to, I have it under control," I told her.

"Whatever. Let's go!" Lucy pumped her fist in the air and I laughed. It didn't hurt to have fun with this.

*Five minutes later*

"Did we really have to ride your cat here?" I asked.

"Oreo is the best means of transportation!" Lucy defended. Lucy had beat Sasuke up so much that he was unconscious. So naturally we tied him to Oreo's stomach.

"Sure," I noticed we were nearing the hospital and I saw that there were no staff outside. Good.

"Okay Luc, meet me when your done. We need to be done and back in exactly fifteen minutes. Because if we aren't back in fifteen minutes then we're screwed," I reminded her as we neared the mental hospital.

"Yeah yeah, fifteen minutes is all I need," Lucy smiled as we emerged into the hospital, destroying the door and some of the wall along with it. People started panicking and some of the patients escaped.

"Hey! You aren't welcomed here!! SECURITY!" A nurse yelled at us before yelling for security. I rolled my eyes.

"You got this Luc?" I asked. She nodded.

"Of course! This'll be fun!!" Lucy giggled. I hopped off of Lucy's cat and landed just beside what I was hoping I would land next to. The patients' room numbers. I looked for Sam's and it took me three minutes to find it.

"Here it is," I whistled as I stared at the room number, mentally picturing it so that I wouldn't forget. She was on a top floor so this just helped me out more. I jogged up the stairs, avoiding nurses and doctors. They were too busy to deal with me. When I got to the floor I wanted I smiled.

"Are you new here?" I heard Sam's voice and when I turned around I saw her in a white nightgown thing that all the patients wore.

"Sam? Good, listen, we gotta go now. There's only ten minutes left now," I told her. She looked confused.

"Patients aren't allowed to leave the asylum," Sam told me.

"Seriously? You obey orders?" I asked. She nodded. Who was this person and what did she do with Sam?

"My doctor told me to stay up here. They ran out of medications so they went to get some," Sam explained.

"Hm? Oh, I know. They actually sent me up here to get you. They had to go get them from somewhere, but it'll take too long so they wanted me to get it and to bring you along instead. They're helping the other patients right now," I lied. Oh my gosh, Sam and Lucy really are getting to me.

"But you just asked if I obeyed my orders," Sam reminded me, sounding confused.

"I know. I was testing you. If you want to still obey orders, then you need to come with me. Or are you disobedient?" I asked.

"No ma'am!" Sam shook her head and I smiled.

"Good, now we need to go in your room," I told her. She nodded and led me into her dull white room. This room would make any sane person go insane.

"Now what?" Sam asked. There were no windows. I guess I would have to improvise. I used my crystal ninjutsu and made a crystal hammer. I slammed it on the wall and sighed.

"This will have to do I guess," I looked out the window and saw Lucy starting to come out of the hospital.

"What are you doing?!" Sam asked, her eyes widened. Knowing that she wasn't about to jump two stories off of a building, i picked her up and threw her, jumping out after her. We both landed safely on Oreo and Lucy turned her head to smile at us.

"Perfect timing! Heya Sam! I bet it's great to get out of that h***hole, right?" Lucy asked.

"Who are you people?!" Sam panicked.

"She doesn't know us does she?" Lucy sighed.

"And she actually listens to orders when they're giving," I added and Lucy sighed again.

"Great. Anyways, we have five minutes left. That took longer than I planned," Lucy told me.

"You need to go faster then! We can't be even a second late!" I told her. She nodded and Oreo started going faster.

*Three minutes later*

"-And you guys are in so much trouble! Kidnapping is wrong and-" Sam lectured on. I was already bored and Lucy was twitching.

"This Sam is annoying," Lucy complained.

"WHERE THE H*** AM I?!" Sasuke yelled. I smiled and looked down.

"You're about to be in h***," Lucy smiled.

"We got Sam back, and now we're moving on to step two," I explained.

"Were you guys even listening?" Sam asked us.

"I'm sorry, but we were a little distracted," I apologized, not really meaning it.

"I'm not sorry. This version of Sam is boring. It's like you Manga," Lucy told me and I smiled.

"Gee, thanks Lucy," I told her and she smiled back.

"Welcome!" Lucy smiled. Oreo stopped when we reached where we were.

"Okay we're here. And right on time," Lucy smiled.

"What's going on??" Sam asked. I looked at my watch.

"It'll be here in three....two....one..," a time portal appeared in front of us and Lucy smiled, Sam widened her eyes, and Sasuke cussed.

"I'm not going in there!" Sam yelled, trying to run away. I was about to say something, but Lucy pushed Sam into the portal before I could.

"Sorry, I really was getting annoyed. Sam is weird when she's not violent. What's this supposed to do anyways?" Lucy asked, pointing at the portal that was starting to get smaller.

"No time to explain! Help me drag Sasuke in there and you'll find out," I told her. She nodded and we started to drag a resisting Sasuke into the portal with us. Everything returned to normal.

"Oh thank gosh," Lucy sighed.

"Wait Luc. SAM! WHO IS YOUR HUSBAND?!" I yelled over to Sam who looked unconscious. She woke up.

"Itachi. Duh," Sam replied.

"WOOHOO!!" Lucy cheered.

"Sam, it's a lot of explaining to do, but-" I started to say.

"Sasuke almost screwed up your and Itachi's relationship and he made you end up in an asylum," Lucy finished. Sam looked at Sasuke who gulped.

"I WILL KILL YOU!!" Sam ran around trying to kill Sasuke, who ran away.

"How did you know about the portal?" Lucy asked. I shrugged.

"It was just a hunch. I assumed that there would be a chance to get back. But honestly I was playing with our lives," I admitted.

"So we could have died?" Lucy asked, petting Oreo who went back to normal size. I nodded. Lucy shrugged.

"You let me beat up people, so I'm happy. You're free this time," Lucy got up and went back into the Akatsuki hideout while i collapsed in the grass. I'll just take a nap out here.