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"Ugh...." I groaned as I placed my head in between my hands.

"What's wrong manga?" Sam looked over and I stared at her, before I could react Lucy answered for me.

"You burned down nearly a dozen stores with your flamethrower and instead of just apologizing to the cops for burning down the cupcake factory and paying them for their damages you just looked at the cops, snorted, and said I'm doing you a favor....so I think that's what's wrong," Lucy shrugged and looked at me. I nodded in reply.

"Hn, you guys just HAD to drag me into this situation," Sasuke complained.

"Shut it Uchiha, I'm still mad at you for last time," Lucy hissed.

"What happened?" Sam asked me.

"Sasuke called Lucy a midget, she pepper sprayed him, and he couldn't see for a week," I explained, smirking in Sasuke's direction.

"Shut up manga, you always follow what everyone says," Sasuke glared at me.

"Shut up, I'm a leader, not a freaking follower!" I yelled at him.

"Leader of idiots," Sasuke sneered.

"Why must you two always fight? It gives me a headache," Itachi mumbled.

"Stay out of this aniki," Sasuke hissed at Itachi.

"Hey! Don't talk to Itachi like that!" Sam tried to defend Itachi who remained indifferent like he was used to this happening everyday....oh wait....he is.

"Shut up she-devil, stay out of this," Sasuke glared at Sam who in return glared back.

"You're lucky they confiscated my flamethrower Sasuke or else you'd be nothing but ashes right now," Sam commented with a glint in her eye, probably imagining him as nothing more than a pile of ashes.

"See Sasuke, this is why hardly anyone likes you. You should try being nicer to people so-" Lucy started to say before Sasuke rudely....and I mean rudely interrupted her.

"And maybe if you weren't such an oompa loompa you'd actually be noticed by people," Sasuke remained indifferent as Lucy froze.

"Did he just....." Sam stared in disbelief.

"Sam, we'd better step back," Itachi took ahold of Sam and went into a far corner of the jail cell we were in.

"Why is everyone stepping away from Lucy? She's no threat...oh come on, not you too manga," Sasuke groaned when he saw everyone backing away slowly from the scene that was about to come.

"Uchiha. Sasuke. I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You," Lucy gritted through her teeth. She pulled out a fish and Sasuke laughed.

"What are you going to do with a-" Lucy slammed her fish against the side of Sasuke's face and then she started to repeatedly smash his face....then body. We all just stared at her and did nothing, except for Sam who was laughing and cheering Lucy on.

"Lucy...I think you killed him...." I commented when Lucy was finally done.

"Naw, I think I just knocked him out for a few minutes," Lucy shrugged and backed away as Itachi glared at all of us.

"You guys need to stop trying to kill my otouto, there are only three Uchiha's left still living and we can't risk losing one," Itachi scolded.

"But he was being a jerk, and you're my boyfriend," Sam pouted

"You're excused since you're my girlfriend, but manga and Lucy aren't," Itachi glared at us and Sam cheered.

"Yeah! I'm not going to be sent into a world of pain," Sam cheered.

"But we might be!" Lucy and I backed away in fear at Itachi who started to activate his sharingan until there was a loud boom and half of the jail cell was exploded open to reveal Deidara on a clay bird.

"Come on, un! The cops will be here any minute now, yeah," Deidara grabbed Lucy's hand and she hopped onto the clay bird. Sam and I tried to lift Sasuke up when something fell out of his pocket. I picked it up and my mouth was hanging open.

"Sam! Manga! Hurry up!" Itachi called out to us but I wouldn't move.

"Manga, what's wrong? Hey, what is that a love letter?" Sam teased as she snatched the note and started to read it....before she shook in anger. She glared at Sasuke who was still unconscious.

"I AM GOING TO KILL HIM!!" Sam lunged for Sasuke but Itachi took ahold of her as I threw Sasuke towards Deidara so that I could retrieve Sam's flamethrower.

"What the heck is Sam mad about, hmmm?" Deidara asked, a little scared of how Sam was submitting an I'm-going-to-kill-someone-soon aura.

"Sasuke bribed the owner of the cupcake factory to close early," I explained as I held onto Sam's flamethrower knowing better than to give her a weapon of mass destruction.

"Lucy, do you still have that bottle of pepper spray?" Sam innocently asked Lucy. Lucy threw the can to Sam who caught it and used it on Sasuke....who surprisingly slept through it. She didn't stop until the can was empty and then she threw it at some poor cop who was by the prison.

"Sam, un....that wasn't necessary, yeah," Deidara gulped when Sam smiled sweetly at Deidara and I flinched when she turned her gaze to me.

"Hey Manga?" I looked to everyone else for help but Itachi looked away, Lucy mouthed I'm sorry, and Deidara just whistled.

"Y-yeah?" I asked shaking.

"Give me my toy, we're going on a destroying spree as soon as we land," Sam caught the flamethrower when I tossed it to her.

"M-manga...I t-think that S-Sasuke made her mad," Lucy stammered.

"Just hope she doesn't say-" Sam interrupted me when I was whispering to Lucy.

"We're going to visit Oro-pedo!"

"NO!!"