hello all Sam here and welcome to another chapter from the epic me hope you enjoy. :)

I kicked the door in grinning like a mad women. "oh phedo bear your favorite attackers are here to hurt you" I shouted feeling giddy. orochimaru and kabuto stepped out of  the shadows. "we've been expecting you." he said making us shiver.

lucy held up her chainsaw."stay back you phedophilc weirdo. were here for one reason and thats to let Sam beat the living crap out of you for turning sasuke into a bitch." Lucy stated. kabuto snorted. "my lord did no such thing. " kabuto replied sassily. I looked at deidara. "please blow him up" I pleaded. dei rolled his eyes. "he's not worth the clay." I went to the emo corner and manga walked over and patted my back.

"its ok lucy will deal with him." manga soothed while lucy laughed manically chaseing kabuto down the hall. I stood up and flared my flamethrower. "orochimaru you shall pay for turning sasuke into an emo prick" I yelled and shot him then began running down the hall.

half an hour later.

I walked out grinning.  nothing like beating up a phedophile to make me feel better. well maybe a cupcake. I still wanted that but sadly couldn't get it cause I burned it down.... welp I guess I'll just force manga to make Me some later. Itachi was reading a book when i walked out I ran over and tackled him. he cursed and caught his balence while holding me.

"itachi can I kill your brother?"I asked giving him puppy dog eyes. he rolled his eyes and acted like I hadn't asked anything....rude much. Manga lucy,and deidara finally came out drawing my attention away from glareing at itachi. they looked terrified out of there minds well deidara and manga did. Lucy just looked creeped.

"aww guys did you go in the torture room without me?" I whined making them give me the wtf face. itachi looked up again."she's the reason the room is baby doll pink.(for those of you who don't know its the worst pink in the world that makes people want to claw there eyes out)to make the people who go down there even more miserable." he stated. they looked at me again and I gave an innocent smile. "what that's absurd." I stated then laughed manically.

manga sweat dropped. "seriously Sam I thought we were getting over your hate for people."she muttered. I stopped laughing and shrugged."We were getting over it then some guy asked me a stupid question and I found my hatred again." I stated. Lucy cocked her head in a confused manner. "what did he ask you?". I looked both ways and then waved my hand for them to come closer.

they moved closer forming a huddle."he asked if I wanted a Miley Cyrus CD" I said then shivered. Lucy and manga anime fell while dei looked confused. "I don't get it what's wrong with miley Cyrus." he asked. lucy sighed shaking her head and manga walked over and patted her back."dam and he was cute."she muttered. deidara looked confused at them then looked at me before going pail. dark aura suronded me and I stepped forward evilly. "U DIE NOW" I hissed out then attacked.

manga groaned. "great looks like we're walking home." I stopped for a seconds then gave her a look "Watch your mouth." I stated then went back to hurting deidara. aw the purks of being cycotic.