Hello my little minions. sam here and the time has come for me to get in between the fight and stop it......or try. so enjoy the story my minions.

I was sitting in the dango shop with Shisui and itachi drinking tea while I watched manga and lucy fighting still. "when do you think it'll end." Shisui asked while he drank coffee. I shrugged my shoulders and took another sip of my tea. "don't know normally I would stop it but yea itachi forbade me from getting involved. so if this continues imma just call pein and tell him to deal with it." I stated.

itachi nodded and patted my head and looked out side then froze. he grabbed me and next thing I know I'm outside next to the burning building with him and Shisui. Manga and lucy looked at the destruction then looked my way before running like hell away. "oh god tsunade is going to kill them right sam?" Shisui stated then turned toward me and froze.

I was officially in angry sam mode and both uchiha's knew to be careful about the situation. "Go find them. NOW!!!!!" I hissed. both uchiha nodded and poofed away. Naruto took that time to come over and see me." hey sam how goes everything" he stated. I turned and gave him my evil grin wich made him turn pail. "Naruto be a dear and go get me chocolate cake with oreo ice cream and hot sauce k?" I asked calmly. Naruto swallowed and nodded and poofed away. god being feared is nice. Now to get to the base and wait for court.

Twenty minuets a whole lot of yelling and construction later.

itachi and Shisui finally proofed in throwing manga and lucy at the two chairs in front of the podium. they looked around confused. there eyes landed on The akatuski who were playing the jury. "uh guys what's going on?" lucy asked the rest of the akatuski who shrugged and looked in my direction. I smiled wickedly at you two as sasuke walks in muttering curses. he stands by lucy and gives both of them glares. Shisui is being the one proving them guilty.

"ok court is in session case manga and lucy punishment. how do you ple" I asked. "they ple dumass's and guilty." sasuke replied. manga and lucy shot up. " we do not" manga screeched. Shisui shrugged. "to late its on record." he stated. at that konan held up the paper she was writing this all down. "Shisui why are they guiltily" I asked. he stood up and turned on a projector showing the burning down dango house. "exhibit A this morning they endangered pedestrians and a pregnant women when they blew up a shop." he stated.

lucy pointed at manga." that was her fault she started the fight which lead to that" manga turned and glared. "yea but you keep shipping me with sasuke." she shot back. at the mention of it hidan stood up. "#manguke forever bitch" he screamed. we all burst into an uproar until manga gave the akatukis  her glare and started forming crystals on her hand.

"oy no violence or I'll hold you in contempt which means cleaning hidans room" I stated waveing my gavel at her. she swallowed and sat down again. I turned to Shisui"that's all the evidence I need. and as I don't care what the jury thinks I find you guilty and grounded pein explain to them the rules of the grounding." I stated. he sighed and muttered under his breath about me being cycotic.

he stood up and put his hand out in front of him. Muttering something two matching green seals formed on the center of your necks.  when he was done he cleared his throat. "those seals prohibit you from A.leaving the base and B. useing chakara. not only that but no use of electronic items and no control over the TV. you will do all your chores and if one of us says to do something do it. you are grounded till both sam,me and madarra see fit understood." he stated.

They looked like they were going to protest but saw me giving them a glare and nodded. he nodded and dismissed them.the akatuski looked at me. " Now what?" deidara asked. "we make a huge mess in the kitchen and tell them to clean it to start the punishment." kisame said grinning. "I want chocolate covered Strawberry's with chocolate cupcakes and hot sauce." I screeched. they all excitedly got up and walked to the kitchen. Naruto walked in the room again with the stuff id asked for earlier. oh right forgot about him. "come on Naruto were gonna have a big feast and your invited" I stated grabbing his hand. he followed confused."weren't you mad twenty minuets ago" he asked. " yea I'm really bipolar. plus I got to ground manga and lucy" I stated. he sighed and followed behind me to the party in the kitchen. I feel really bad for manga and lucy right now.