Hey kittehs! It's me. Big surprise...........

In case you still didn't know, it's Lucy.

The wedding was beautiful. They had the bridesmaids and groomsmen walk down in pairs, so I got to walk with Deidara. And when Sam fed Itachi the cake she shoved it right in his face. But what was more beautiful was the after party.

After the ceremony we all went to a big club and, well, let loose. You guys should see the Akatsuki at a party. I guess being in the Akatsuki can be fun, but it is also EXTREMELY stressful. So, when they get to party, no holds are barred. See, it's amazing what alcohol can do to you.

Let's fast forward to 11:30pm. Hidan had no shirt on, (big surprise) Deidara was singing "I'm a Barbie girl", I was slow dancing with Kakuzu, but we were dancing to "Holy Grail", Pein was doing the tango with Konana, Sasuke was chugging down a beer, and Manga was the only sober one around.

12:00am; Zetsu is trying to eat Sasori, who is trying to poison Hidan. Deidara is doing random cartwheels every five minutes, I am finding myself in a dancing competition against Kisame, Sasuke, and Tobi. Itachi and Sam are thinking of names for their baby, but for some reason both if them are speaking in fluent Swedish. Tyler is trying to kiss Konan while Pein is trying to kill Tyler. Manga is no longer sober.

12:05am; Tobi won.

12:30; I am now covered in rainbow paint and I have decided to stop drinking. Tobi is speaking in his deep voice, but still in third person. Zetsu has given up on trying to eat Sasori and is now trying to eat Sam, but Itachi is trying to put him in the Mangekyo Sharingan. He keeps missing and hitting one of us instead. Pein can't find Konan and is now dancing with one of his other bodies. And Deidara...... Oh, god, Deidara is cutting his hair!

1:00am; Hidan has now lost his pants, but luckily still has on his boxers. Deidara is running around trying to find his hair. Sasori is trying to attach Deidara's hair to his own, Pein now has three other bodies with him and they are playing "Ring Around the Rosie." I try to find Manga because she's probably the least drunk here, but I find her in a corner making out with Sasuke.

1:30am; Half of the people have passed out on the dance floor, setting the mood for a group fame of "Wink Murderer."

2:00am; There is blood on the dance floor.

2:30am; Manga and Sasuke are making out again.

3:00am; I'm eating pizza and I don't know where it came from.

3:30am; I'm going to sleep.

11:30am; There is a collective groan as we all wake up with massive hangovers. "SAKURA!" I yell. She stumbles over. "Whu?" I sigh. "Can you cure hangovers?" she nods, and presses a hand to her head. "Thanks for the idea." "I MEANT CURE ME!" "Oh, right!" She pressed a hand to my forehead, and I felt instantly better. "Don't drink, kids." I mumble before I go back to sleep.