***Blame the Booze***

You can thank gazorpazorpfeild for this chapter idea!! She's like my mum to me and she came up with the idea. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! We're probably going to be collaborating a lot together and we'll have a great time.

She's writing a Rick and Morty book too and GO CHECK IT OUT PLEASE IT'S SO GOOD I LOVE IT

(Part 1)??

(Y/n)'s POV

"hmmph?....--huh?! R-Rick?! Wh--what're you--" "shhh sh (Y/n)---(Y/n) isss gonna *uUURP* be okay." Oh great. Rick's drunk again. "(Y/nnnn) we--we go*buURP*OTTA go on a-aA-an adventuure~ (Y/n) cmon. Cmon we we we gotta go now." He sprawled himself all over my bed--while I was still in it! With a bottle of beer that was still pretty damn full. "Rick!! God damnit get off'a me!" I whisper yelled trying to push him off. I didn't want to wake anyone else up. "We're gunna go on an--on a-- uhh an adventure~! I just -huff- I-I-IeeEE need a sEHHcond." He fully just plopped on top me. I got a little winded and groaned when I smelled the strong scent of alcohol on him. "Riiiick!!" I rolled my eyes when I felt the spilled beer all over my blanket.

Rick just kind of laid there on top of me and it was hard to breathe. I tried squirming out from under him and failed. I wiggled down far enough to a point where his face was nuzzled into my shoulder. I sighed in defeat realizing that I was actually kind of comfortable and laid there for awhile.

Rick's hair kept falling in my face and it was fuckin aNNOYING. I kept trying to move it and push it away by running my hand through his hair. I froze in shock when he..moaned? "RICK GET OFF OF ME THAT'S DISGUSTING" I screamed in my head. Suddenly, the drunken twat snapped out of his sleep and scared me a bit. "Wha--wha-!  C-C-cMON -hic!- (y/Nn)~! We got-hic!-ta go on our adVenTUuRe!!" He threw himself out of the bed making a loud thud, grabbed my wrist, and pulled me out of my beer-saturated covers. "What about Morty?" I asked. "nnOPE!" He exclaimed popping his lips, "just meee and yeeoouu~"

He brought me in the garage to his..car..? Rick drunkenly told me to get in the ship... 'Ship'? As in a spaceship!? "Rick are you sure you can drive this when you're drunk?!" "yyyyEP. I-I-It's fine." I was wearing a tank top and shorts, my pjs. This is my first time going into outer-fuckin-space and I'm wearing a tight shirt and shorts. Around a drunk Rick. Hmph.

3rd POV

When the car lifted off the ground, (Y/n) freaked out a little at first. All of her fear faded when they get into orbit. "Holy shit..Rick this is.." you were at a loss for words. Rick just chuckled. "first time in space?.." he slurred. "Well--yeah, of course!..I don't do this on a daily basis.." Rick thought it was cute how amazed you were. To him, your eyes sparkled brighter than any star ever could.

You didn't care how cold you were at the moment, the view mesmerized you. You were too caught up in the view to realize Rick was landing the ship. Well, trying to. "Rick you're gonna get us killed if you land the ship going this fast!!" You started to panic. "okaaayyy okaayyy untwist your panties sweetie." He stated sarcastically. Rick landed the ship in a field. It was nighttime on this planet. "Rick where are we?" You looked at where he should be, but the door was wide open and Rick was nowhere to be seen. "Rick?!" You called out. No response. You cursed under your breath and hesitantly opened the door. You weren't wearing shoes and this planet was freezing! It was cold in the ship, but even worse outside.

Your bare feet carefully stood on the dewy grass. "Rick?!!" You whisper yelled. Running to the other side of the car, you were relieved to see him laying in the grass. "You scared the hell out of me." You told the careless man laying beneath you. Rick opened one eye and looked you up and down. A smirk grew on his face. "whatta view~" he purred. Rolling your eyes, you sat next to him and stared into the sky. "wow.." you didn't even realize how much clearer you could see on this planet. "This is the be*buURP*EEST planet for--uhh stargazing."

He was right. You felt like you could see entire galaxies in this small, empty field. The only downside is that you were freezing. "The view's gorgeous.." you mumbled. Rick smiled. It was a genuine smile and he didn't hold it back. "I agree with you." His drunken words spilled from his lips as he admired every feature on your face. Rick noticed that you were shivering. "h-hey uh.. are you cold? You--you're shakin." You nodded your head. Rick sighed and opened up his lab coat. "C'mere." He said sternly. (Y/n) looked over at him and his gaze was focused on you. Rick was laying on his side supporting his head up with his hand and his other arm extended on the ground. His lab coat was wide open resting on the grass. You sighed, obeyed his request, and laid on your side on the jacket that was opened for you.

Rick held onto you pulling you close. Your head rested on his shoulder as he spooned you. (Am I the only one who thinks that sounds weird?) You let out a sigh of relief when you felt his body heat. Rick protectively wrapped an arm around you when he heard something move. The drunken feeling starting to leave his body, he pulled out a gun with his free hand, just in case. "..what's going on?" You asked below a whisper. "Everything's fine," Rick whispered in your ear sending chills down your spine, "j-just stay quiet and uhh-- enjoy the stars. You're safe with me." his hold on you got a little tighter as he pulled you closer. You leaned into his chest taking in all the heat you could. "How the hell is he so warm.." (Y/n) thought to herself. "Th-There's something about you, (Y/n). I-I just--..I just cant put my finger on it."

All of the sudden, you heard an aggressive voice, scaring the hell out of both of you. "Rick Sanchez from dimension C-137! You're under arrest for crimes against the Galactic Federation!" You both shot up from the position you were in. "(Y/n). Get behind me." Rick ordered. You didn't hesitate for a split second. "Drop your weapon and put your hands above your head, now!" The strange bug-like aliens commanded. Rick didn't move a muscle. He still held his gun trying to construct a plan in his head. Rick grabbed your wrist with his free hand, made a break for it to the ship, and shot at the aliens that tried harming both of you. "Get in the ship!" He shouted at you beginning to panic. You ran for the other side and grabbed the open door. You were about to climb in when one of those aliens grabbed you and slammed the door shut.

Rick was only waiting for the sound of the door to slam to take off. He wanted to escape as fast as he could. Rick slammed on the acceleration pedal and got the hell out of there. "Nice job (Y/--- (Y/N)?!" He slammed his head on the steering wheel. "I'm a fucking IDIOT!!" Rick zoomed back down there as fast as possible. He saw you fighting with every ounce in your body, you were ruthless. You even snatched a gun and shot a few of the aliens down! But your efforts weren't enough. Rick watched as your limbs were grabbed and restrained as you were dragged into the ship.

Rick cursed rapidly. "Everybody's gonna kill me if I don't get her back!" He nearly screamed at himself. Being the genius he is, Rick already knew the reason why they took you. The Galactic Federation was using you as bait. Holding you hostage so Rick would go straight to them. It turns out their plan was already working, but Rick won't let them have their way with him.

"Damnit (Y/n) I'm gonna get you out of there, I promise! Ugh--I'm such an idiot!!" His mind was racing of what he thought they could be doing to you. Tears brimmed his eyes but he quickly wiped them away. Those thoughts were entirely forgotten when they were replaced with Rick yelling at himself.

"I'm getting you out of there, even if it fucking kills me."


Lemme know if you want a part 2 ! :)

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top