Okay, so after we recorded a new "Play Pals", Gavin decided to be an asshole. His plan? To knock down all of my "My Little Pony" figures on my desk.

I kept giving him the most intimidating cold eye as he dropped them to the ground, but he kept doing it. He also nearly broke Applejack! Wait, on second thought, I don't give a shit, Applejack sucks. Anyway, once he did, he just stared at me with that dumb grin that he always does when he wants to purposely annoy me.

Fucking, so I knocked his little Tower of Pimps to the floor and left to go get something to eat. Yeah, I'm kinda of a giant asshole, but when you're in love with a British idiot, what can you be?

-Michael