*camera is rolling as William sits down at The Sexy Diner, a dinner joint similar to Hooters. He's wearing a violet, button-down shirt and black slacks with dress shoes and a purple bowtie similar to Springbonnie's*

William thinks about how children are god-forsaken brats that should burn in Hell while waiting for his blind date.

Toby enters the diner, appears disgusted at the sexy women with giant...eyes serving crazed, drunk, or high men their drinks and mediocre dinners, and sits down in front of William at the table he picked out. She's wearing her usual grey hoodie and blue jeans and is shocked about how handsome her date really is.

The table is farthest away from the stage where men pay to see strippers dance, and seats two people. Perfect for a date.....hehehe.

(I'm a total dick, if you peeps haven't noticed yet)

William nervously clears his throat and adjusts his bowtie. "Um...so you're my date, I'm assuming." He's blown away by how sexy Toby looks in her hoodie.

Toby smiles, also nervous for how can you not be in front of someone so handsome?

Michael: *laughs then subsequently chokes on my popcorn*

"Um...hello handsome I MEAN sir." Toby stammers.

William blushes. "Please, just call me William. Now what's your name, you sexy angel?"

Toby is shocked by what William just said. "WHAT?"

"Sorry about that, love. I hope my straightforwardness doesn't spoil our chances at a second date."

Toby smiles then has a fantastic idea. "What if we ditch this diner and go...somewhere more private?"

William beams. "I'd be delighted to."

*The two drive to William's house and have s-e-x in William's bed. They finally pass out on top of each other, wanting to go even harder but not having the energy to. Maybe with more practice, they'll be able to do it for even longer...*