Chapter 5: Baby Race
A/N: I think the title explains what's going to happen. BTW Mabel may act a little weird then again it's the all mighty Mabel.
It has been 6 months since Hannah and Noah were born. Since then the little ones have started crawling. And they crawl up a storm. Right now they are crawling in their pjs.
"Man they're like bugs with them crawling everywhere," said Dipper.
"Well they are the cutest bugs ever," said Pacifica.
The twins just laugh.
Just then Mabel comes in wearing nothing but a shirt and diaper.
"Mabel can you please put some pants on?" Dipper asked.
"Oh come on it's not like the little guys are going to remember seeing their aunt flaunting her diaper," said Mabel, "Serious I highly doubt they had their first memory yet."
"Well most aunts don't wear them," said Dipper, "Your exception is because of your incontinence."
He stands up only for Hannah to tug on his leg.
"Oh hey there baby girl," said Dipper.
Hannah just giggles.
Dipper then smells something foal and then checks Hannah's diaper.
"Uh-Oh looks like my princess made a stinky," said Dipper, "Don't worry daddy will change you."
"Can you change me next?" Mabel asked.
"Heck no," said Dipper.
Dipper picks up Hannah and brings her to the twins' room and places her on the changing table. He changes her diaper and takes her out of her footed onesie and into a princess tshirt.
"Aw now you look like a princess," said Dipper.
Hannah laughs at her daddy.
Dipper picks he up and takes her back to the living room.
"You know they like to crawl a lot," said Pacifica.
"They do, do they," said Dipper.
Pacifica then gets an idea.
"You thinkin what I'm thinkin?" Pacifica asked.
Dipper nods in agreement.
15 minutes later, the living room was cleaned up to make a little race track for the babies to race on.
Mabel is holding her phone with the stopwatch app on wearing a sports team hat and a tutu to add to her original ensemble.
"Btw thanks for the tutu suggestion Dipper," said Mabel, "Even I thought it was weird to be in just a shirt and diaper."
"Until they find a cure for incontinence, I sadly have to get used to it," said Dipper.
Dipper and Pacifica place Noah and Hannah on the starting line.
"Okay this is a traditional one lap race around the living room," said Pacifica, "Winner will receive a month supply of raspberries to the tummy, the loser gets to eat sweet peas."
Both babies gag at the name of the food.
"Okay on the your mark, get set, GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Dipper.
The twins start crawling.
"And it Hannah off to an early start," said Mabel, "But wait looks like Noah is speeding up."
"Come on Hannah," said Dipper.
"Go Noah go!" said Pacifica.
"It's getting close its its!" said Mabel.
Noah was the first to cross the finish line.
"Noah Christopher Pines is the winner," said Mabel.
Pacifica picks up Noah.
"Oh who's mommy's winning baby," said Pacifica.
Noah laughs as his mommy gave him tummy raspberries.
Dipper picks up Hannah.
"I'll give you green vanilla pudding instead of sweet peas," Dipper whispered into Hannah's ear.
"I heard that," said Pacifica.
"Even I know that wasn't going to happen," said Mabel.
Dipper glares at her.
"Put your dang pants on now!" said Dipper.
Mabel left the room.
"KILLJOY!" said Mabel.
A/N: I know Mabel was a little weird in this chapter, put hey, some people hate pants, heck I hate wearing pants at times. But, I don't think it's a good idea when you're incapable of using the bathroom like Mabel in this fanfic. Okay I'll see you guys next time. ✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌
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