OMG this is going to be insane! Lets get started. Also dumb title I know.

The entire pines family is down in the basement of their house.

"Why do Grant and Giselle want the journals?" Dipper asked.

"I don't know, didn't Gideon give up on all the psychedelic stuff after never mind all that?" Pacifica asked.

Just then Mabel came down to the basement with a laundry basket.

"I really hope they find a way to cure Incontinence in Lucas and me," Mabel told herself, "I'm sick of doing 3 loads of laundry a day."

"Mabel just the girl we are looking for," said Dipper.

Mabel paused.

"What do you guys need me for?" Mabel asked.

"You remember Gideon right?" Dipper asked.

"The one I lie about the restraining order all the time until she came out as a transgender female, yep," said Mabel. (Surprise Gideon is now a trans girl* Reads angry comments* hey it's my story I do what I want)

"Apparently her kids know about the journals," said Dipper.

"What, how Gideon gave up all the evil stuff 20 years ago," said Mabel, "For crying out loud I apparently made her a her."

"We got to find out," said Pacifica.

An hour later they were at Gideon's house. Dipper knocks n the door to which Gideon answers.

"Oh look if it isn't the Pines twins," said Gideon, "And family."

"Gideon we got a few questions to ask you," said Dipper.

"First off it Genevieve now, second come in, make yourselves comfortable," said Genevieve.

They all sat down.

"So what brings you... hold on," said Genevieve.

She starts counting them all.

"8 of you? You guys must've gotten real busy," said Genevieve.

"Mostly them," said Mabel, "I would have more but if I had another kid I would lose my bladder completely, I hate being incontinent!"

"I actually know away to get rid of it but first why are you guys here," Genevieve asked.

"It involves two things, your kids and the journals," said Dipper.

Genevieve paused.

"What?" she asked, "How did they...... oh gosh darn it they found out about it in my diary."

"How were you ever a boy?" Dipper asked.

"Shut it, anyway I used to have everything in there, even a tiny secret I never told you guys," said Genevieve.

"What's that?" Pacifica asked.

"I'm getting all curiousy about it," said Abby.

"Wow you are my daughter," said Mabel.

Genevieve took a deep breath.

"Well around a year after you guys left gravity falls before coming in the middle of the school year," said Genevieve, "I found out how to do real magic, but I use my for good, like helping injured animals and giving blind people sight. It's also how I turn my *boing* into a fully functional  *wheewhoo* I'm trying to be PG here."

"We all know what you're talking about," said Lucas.

"Yeah," said Natalie.

"No need to sugar coat it," said Hannah.

"My childhood was destroyed when Great Grunkle Stan read me that book," said Noah, "I now know storks are all liars."

"So you know actual magic but you use it for good, and rarely on yourself?" Dipper asked.

"Can you use it on me, I'm tired of using my pants and I miss my Hello Kitty panties?" Mabel asked.

"It'll cost you," said Genevieve.

"Money's no object I make $1,000,000 a month from my etsy store," said Mabel.

"It's $100,000," said Genevieve.

"Can we back to the subject at hand?" Pacifica asked.

"Sorry I want to get out of adult diapers and back into fruit of the loom soon," said Mabel.

"Anyway," said Dipper, "What would they do with the journals............. Oh crap!"

*BOOM*

Everyone runs outside to see a giant triangle in the sky.

"Hey Pinetree Did you miss me?"

OMG Bill is Back! But in what form? Wait tomorrow to find out!