A/N: Oh snap! Lets get this started.

Hannah and Noah are at the mall because Noah wanted to get a new video game called, "Bloody guts War time infinity."

"I heard this new game includes a barf bag for level 10 and a toilet for level 11-69," said Noah.

"So basically it comes with stuff for bingewatching?" Hannah asked.

"No, but for level 70 they give you $10,000 if you didn't die or lose feeling in your thumbs," said Noah, "Plus it's a gaming toilet designed by master gameolgist."

"That's not a real thing," said Hannah.

"You're not a real thing," said Noah.

Noah runs into the GameStop.

"He's literally growing up to be another reason why schools have low test scores," said Hannah.

Hannah walks into the store after him.

Noah waits in line to pick up his preorder while Hannah looks in the bargain bin.

"PIcklehead the Musical Dance Game? No," said Hannah, "Pregnant Giraffe Attack? No! Romance Academy 7....................Definitely not!" (See what I did there? Also there were two copies of that game in this universe)

"Well, Well, Well!"

Hannah turns around to see Giselle and Grant standing there.

"What do you two want?" Hannah asked.

"Oh I don't know the journals," said Giselle.

"What journals?" Hannah asked.

"Don't play dumb with us Pines," said Grant.

"Hey the only dumb one here is Noah," said Hannah, "But that's because he's blonde." (I can make that joke because I'm a blonde)

"I heard that," said Noah, "Also get out of here Gleefuls."

"Pfft, what are you going to do call mall security?" Giselle asked.

"No but they are after you," said Hannah.

"Say what now?" Grant and Giselle.

"GLEEFULS!" said mall security.

Grant and Giselle run out of the mall.

"Thanks Mr. Jones," said Hannah.

"No problem," said Mr. Jones on a mini Segway. (Or as idiots call them, hoverboards, they don't hover, they touch the freaking ground people)

Meanwhile in the forest.

"I can't believe those two, why did daddy hate them?" Giselle asked.

"Because they ruined him," said Grant.

"Come on there's got to be a way to get rid of them," said Giselle.

"There is," said Grant.

Grant pulls a piece of paper of his coat pocket with the words, "DO NOT SUMMON AT ALL COST!" and a picture of a floating triangle man. (OH CRAP!)

"This means war Pines," said Grant.

"This," said Giselle

"Means," said Grant.

"War," said both.

A/N: HOLY SH%T DID YOU READ THAT? THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE BIG FINALE! No, the next chapter is not the last chapter we got 5 chapters left, okay see you next time.