A/N: Warning, It's gonna get a little weird, wild, and possibly seem like its from another dimension, see what I did there? Okay lets get started.

Mabel is all alone in the house, Dipper, Pacifica, and their kids are in Piedmont visiting their parents and her kids are with Justin because it was his week with them.

Right now she's sitting on the couch watching The Big Bang Theory in her Bazinga tshirt and diaper.

"Man I love time alone, no kids, no rules, best of all no pants," said Mabel. (Preach it girl, sometimes when I'm alone I do the same thing, well with underwear instead of diapers obviously)

"You know in recent studies, they show that simply thinking of exercise while sitting still counts as exercise," said Sheldon on TV, "For all you know I could be exercising right now."

"Are you?" Raj on TV asked.

"Nah, I'll do it tomorrow," said Sheldon.

"Hah, that's so me," said Mabel.

Just then her phone starts ringing.

"Mabel Pines speaking," said Mabel. (She took her maiden name back after the divorce)

"Mabel it's Candy," said Candy.

"Hey Can-Can, it's been awhile since we chat, which is weird because Chloe come here all the time," said Mabel.

"She's only there because she has a crush on Noah," said Candy.

"I KNEW IT!" said Mabel, "Sorry got excited."

"I know, anyway, my kids are with my parents this week and Grenda told me that Charles has their daughter on a trip to England," said Candy.

"Are you saying what I think you're saying?" Mabel asked.

"Oh yeah!" said Candy.

"SLEEPOVER!!!" said both of them.

Who knows how many hours later:

Candy, Mabel, and Grenda are all sitting in a circle in their shirts and underwear, again in Mabel's case diaper, drinking wine and gossiping.

"Man adult sleepovers are better," said Mabel, "Mainly because we get to drink ♪Red, Red, Wine♪"

"Mabel are you sure you can drink that with your...... you know?" Grenda asked.

"I got a diaper on Grenda," said Mabel, "It's not like that time Grunkle Stan wore them on a bet from us."

"Why was that exactly?" Candy asked.

"We made a bet he wouldn't get scared playing the scary maze game," said Mabel, "He lost and had to wear a piranha diaper, I think he lost a testicle in that."

Grenda froze in disgust.

"I'm getting another glass to get rid of that picture," said Grenda.

"And also I think it made me gay," said Candy.

"Chris Hemsworth," said Mabel.

"Nope still straight," said Candy.

They all laugh.

"By the way Mabel I have to ask," said Candy, "Why do you get the adult diapers that look like pampers?"

Mabel took a sip of her wine.

"It's mainly because of the absorbency, also I like the designs," said Mabel. (BTW those exist, don't believe me google it)

"No offence but it looks like something you would wear on Halloween," said Grenda.

"I know, but you girls know Inever take anything seriously right?" Mabel asked them.

"TRUE!" said Candy.

"Fair enough," said Grenda.

"Whomp, Whomp," said Mabel, "20 years later and it still doesn't get old unless I'm a crystal gem."

Everyone laughs.

"Who wants to watch a Ryan Gosling movie?" Candy asked.

"Not after the last tine no," said Mabel.

"Really, you haven't watched his movies for 13 years?" Grenda asked.

"What, Pfft, no," said Mabel, "I was talking about that new movie he did with Kevin Hart and Seth Rogan, worst combination ever!"

"Disney Princess movies?" Candy asked.

"What kind actually?" Grenda asked.

"Beauty and The Beast, Cinderella, Princess and the Frog," said Candy.

"Lets do it," said Grenda.

"Hell yeah," said Mabel, "But first more wine."

Hours later the girls were all laughing at the way Grenda was acting, basically she's drunk.

"No Captain Underpants you can't have my grilled cheese it had my make up in it," said Grenda with a slurred tone in her voice.

"She can't take her wine well," said Mabel.

"Actually while you were freshening up, she down a whole bottle of Vodka," said Candy.

Grenda the falls on Candy and Mabel.

"I'm a mushroom," said Grenda, "*BURP*"

Grenda then falls asleep.

"This was so much easier when we were twelve wasn't it?" Mabel asked.

"Exactly," said Candy, "Now how am I suppose to go to the bathroom?"

"You wearing one of my diapers as a dare remember?" Mabel asked.

Candy froze in disgust.

"Never mind," said Candy.

"Welcome to my world," said Mabel.

A/N: Like I said it was weird, okay this is the only time I'm making something like this, I had to research what women do on their girls night out. Okay I'm gonna go smash my head into a wall, see yah next time.