A/N: This is obviously a new chapter so yeah.

It has been 3 months since Dipper and Pacifica became parents.

Right now Dipper was working on his computer when he felt a tiny hand on his leg, he looks down to see Hannah there.

"Hey there how's my baby girl?" Dipper asked the infant.

Hannah just laughs.

"I take it as a I'm going good daddy," said Dipper.

Hannah laughs again.

"Do you know where mommy is?" Dipper asked.

Hannah just blinks in confusion.

"Go I can't wait til you talk," said Dipper.

Just then Pacifica came in holding Noah.

"I see daddy's princess came to see you," said Pacifica.

"Well she really likes me," said Dipper.

Dipper picks up Hannah.

"Yes you do, yes you do," said Dipper.

Hannah laughs.

Dipper and Pacifica play with the twins for a while until Mabel came into the living room wearing a cartoony footed onesie.

"Where are you going Mabel?" Dipper asked.

"Oh, they're holding a onesie party at Club 618 near Greasy's Diner tonight," said Mabel, "Girls like me get free drinks all night."

"Isn't that the same club that put in everything but the bathrooms?" Pacifica asked.

"Yeah, but because of my 'condition' I don't have to worry," said Mabel, "Thank goodness they invented adult diapers. You know besides that creepy thing I saw on National Geographic."

"Oh yeah I was creeped out after watching that," said Pacifica.

"Why are you going to that club?" Dipper asked.

"Mainly to look up cute guys," said Mabel, "It's been 3 years since the accident, I think it's time for Mabel to get back in the game."

Mabel walks towards the front door of the house.

"I'll be back at around sometime in the morning," said Mabel.

"Don't come back pregnant," said Dipper.

"I won't, I got pepper spray just in case," said Mabel.

Mabel then leaves.

"Why does she have pepper spray?" Pacifica asked.

"She has extreme trust issues," said Dipper, "She's been like that since you and her went to that 5 Seconds of Summer concert."

"Oh yeah, she got tazed by a crazy fangirl before she got a chance to get Calum Hood's autograph," said Pacifica, "Luckily we won the lawsuit and got to spend a day with the band in LA."

"She still has their numbers," said Dipper.

"I know she dust the frame she keeps it in every Thursday," said Pacifica.

Just then Noah starts crying.

"What's wrong baby boy?" Pacifica asked.

Noah continues crying.

"Is his blankie in the wash?" Dipper asked.

"How did you know?" Pacifica asked.

"I was like that at his age until I gave it up when I was 5," said Dipper.

Pacifica glares at him.

"Okay I was 11, but that's as high as I'm gonna get," said Dipper.

Just then the dryer made a noise.

"Oh his blankie is ready I'll go get it," said Pacifica.

Pacifica hands Dipper Noah and goes toward the laundry room.

"So Noah how's it going?" Dipper asked.

Noah just cries, again.

Pacifica then runs in with a small blue blanket. She gives said blanket to Noah, who then stops crying and starts laughing.

"He is definitely a Pines for sure," said Dipper.

"So is she," said Pacifica.

"Well she does look like daddy," said Dipper.

Hannah then laughs.

A/N: Short and sweet  know, I originally was going to post something else that involved Mabel because it's Mabel. But I decided it could wait a few more chapters. Okay see you next time.