A/N: Self explanatory chapter title, again.

Today is a big day in the Pines Household. It's Hannah and Noah's first day of preschool.

Right now Dipper and Pacifica were getting the twins into their clothes. But first change their Pullups.

"It's okay little ones, you'll learn one of these days," said Dipper.

"I know daddy," said Hannah.

Hannah is in a princess tshirt and a pair of jean shorts, while Noah is in a Spiderman tshirt and a cargo shorts.

30 minutes later they went in the car and dropped the twins off at "Little Miss Sweetheart's Preschool."

"Okay you two be good on your first day of preschool," said Dipper.

"Oh my babies are officially in preschool," said Pacifica as she gave them a hug.

They then let the twins in. Only for them to run up and wrap their arms around Dipper's legs.

"Don't go daddy," said Noah.

"I don't wanna go here," said Hannah.

Dipper noticed something.

"Hey look Capitan Hook," said Dipper. 

"Let's kick his butt," said Noah.

"For Tinkerbell," said Hannah.

The twins runs into the building while Dipper and Pacifica run towards the car.

"Come on Go, Go, Go!" said Pacifica.

Their car drives off the property.

"Wanna go to Dave and Busters?" Dipper asked.

"Duh," said Pacifica.

(Great Parents Right?..............NOT!)

An hour later Hannah, Noah, and Chloe were finger-painting when a kid twice the size of Noah pushes him into his painting.

"Hey what was that for?" Noah asked.

"Because I can wimp," said The kid.

Noah gets pushed over by the kid.

A boy with black hair, wearing glasses, an Iron Man shirt, and cargo shorts.

"Ignore him he's a jerk because he probably has a diaper rash," said the boy.

"Ooh, I hate that feeling, and I'm potty training," said Noah, "I'm Noah by the way."

"My name's Austin," said Austin, "Also potty training."

"Wanna play?" Noah asked.

"Sure," said Austin.

Everyone played for a while then it was time for snacks.

"Hey Austin, wanna split my brownie?" Noah asked.

"Is it gluten free?" Austin asked.

"What's gluten?" Noah asked.

"I don't know something my older sister asked for at a restaurant, she has an allergy to it or something," said Austin, "But my mommies won't let me have it either." (Yes Austin has lesbian parents)

"It's okay," said Noah.

Meanwhile somewhere else.

"That boy Noah is with is cute," said Hannah.

"Ew really Hannah?" Chloe asked.

"What Chloe?" Hannah asked.

"Boys have cooties," said Chloe, "Except Noah."

"Whatever that's a myth like the moon being made of cheese or all clouds are just an airplane's farts," said Hannah.

A few hours later Dipper and Pacifica picked them up.

"How was preschool today?" Dipper asked.

"I made a new friend named Austin," said Noah.

"And he looks cute," said Hannah.

Dipper pressed down hard on the break.

"Not gonna happen," said Dipper.

A/N: Wow alot of stuff happened today. Okay see you next time.