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Charlie opened the door to the Clocktower, Peaking her head from around the door.

"Hello!"

Her voice echoed through the room as she stepped inside, she noticed that it was very empty and that there was no one really around.

"Hello? Helloooooo? Creepy..." She muttered underneath her breath, not really enjoying the silence in the room.

She approached the front desk where it was also empty as well. There was a small bell that was sitting on the edge of the counter.

Charlie then tapped the bell before a floating golden contract that was titled "Heaven Embassy" while there was a small feather quilt right beside it, causing Charlie to jump a little.

"Oh, alright then. Also creepy..."

She then signed the contract with the feather quilt before it flew away from her, The doors then opened wide as Charlie made her way inside the room, while the room was blackout.

"Uhm, Hello? Is There Anyone there?" Charlie said.

It took a few seconds before a light Immediately turned on, revealing an Angel who was wearing a mask that had normal looking eyes with Golden facial expressions, while the mask had a pair of horns that were a bit longer than the other Exorcists masks.

The Angel had a pair of Golden wings on his back as his halo was a Bright gold in his appearance, and similar to the other Exorcists, He had two spikes pointing up and down from each other, though these Spikes were located at the front of his halo as which had its spikes in the middle that were jointed by a small dot.

He wore a smooth white and golden cloak that appeared with an large 'A' symbol emblazoned on the front. His visible hands were black in Appearance as he had gold-tipped spikes on the back of his collar.

Beside him was an Exorcist who was wearing a black, White and grey uniform as her face was being covered by a LED Mask while her right pupil had a Black and White glow, She had large goat-like horns that were attached to the back of her mask along with a small little black halo that sat ontop of her head while she had two large black wings on her back.

"Sup." The Leader of the Angel Army said, Greeting her as he was holding a plate of ribs.

Charlie almost jumped out of her skin when she heard him speak up to her.

"Holy Crap!"

Charlie fell on the ground as she quickly got up from off of the ground and fixed her hair.

"Hi, I'm Charlie. My Dad asked me if I could meet you instead."

"Yeah, I Know." He said, not really caring as he kept munching on his plate of ribs.

"Okay, well It's nice to meet you." She greeted as she held out her hand for him to shake.

"Totally. Nice to meet you too. " He said, holding out his hand as well.

Charlie tried to shake his hand but her hand went right through his.

"Oh!"

She then quickly pulled her hand away from His, Making The angel leader shed a tear of laughter.

"Ha! I got you. Did You see that?" He asked as the second in command angel who was standing beside him, nodded. "Good Stuff."

"Wait a Minute. So, you aren't really here?" Charlie questioned.

"No, you really think I'd really come down here?"
He laughed as he leaned towards Charlie's Face.

"No I mean, I Love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty hardcore, don't get me wrong"

He then leaned back into his seat and slouched his head back down on the table

"But It's such a bummer, man. Everything down there's just so "eugh" ya know? Ew."

"Right. So, I'm Happy we got this opportunity to meet each other." Charlie Snuled a Bit before continued to speak.

"There's a project I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-"

He then cuts her off by placing his finger on her lips.

"Hey, hey, hey, slow down. We got time." He spoke.

"How about we get to know each other a little, mm? How about some lunch? You hungry? I got you"

He held up a plate full of back ribs.

"Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it."

"Uh, Thanks!"

As Charlie was about to take a piece of the ribs when it went through again as the hologram fizzle, Making the angel leader cry more tears of laughter

"I Got you once again, Girlie! Haha! Hilarious! Haha!"

Charlie Laughed along, very unamused by the angel leader.
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Meanwhile at the Hotel, Lillian was Sitting on the couch in the middle while Angel dust was sitting on the right side and husk was sitting on the left side of the couch, Alastor was sitting his chair with his eyes closed shut, while Niffty was siting in the center of the room, looking very cheerful and attentive. Vaggie then approached everyone as she cleared her voice to speak.

"Okay, so Charlie is off dealing with something important, so while she's gone, we'll be making a new commercial." She Announced, making Lillian squeal.

"One that represents her vision and what we're going here. So, we need a camera. Alastor."

Alastor snapped his fingers and summoned a folding-type old photography camera that was from the 1930s into Vaggie's hands but she then looked unamused.

"A video camera?" She Questioned.

"Hmm."

With a quick smile, Alastor then snapped his fingers again and summoned a Modern Camera. Vaggie smiled in Satisfaction and held it up.

"Alright, Let's do this!"

Vaggie whirs the camera into focus onto Husk and Angel in the Bar as Husk was holding up the script while Angel was sitting at the bar counter.

"And Action!" Vaggie Said.

Husk looked down at the script and began to say his lines.

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I Help you with anything?" Husk said, shifting his eyes towards Angel's.

Angel smirked and began to say his lines, stroking Husk's cheek as he leaned forward towards him

"I Have been a bad boy. And I need a big, strong Kitty to put me in my Place." Angel lay down onto the counter, lustfully.

"On the path to redemption."

Husk groaned in a grumpy tone, rolling his eyes as he looked back at hus script.

"Well, you come-"

"Oh, yes!" Angel spoke in a seductive tone.

Husk leaned back uncomfortably as he continued to finish his lines.

...To the right place."

"Cut." Vaggie ordered, stopping the recording on the camera.

Lillian appeared behind the counter, wrapping her arms around Husk's neck, startling him by accident.

"You did a Good Job, Husk." Lilian said in a Happy tone

"Thanks, Kid. I Guess?" Husk said, Taking Her arms off of his neck

"Okay, Angel. I need you to be less Flirty, if it's possible. And Husk, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face?" Vaggie Scolded

"I Ain't no Actor! I Can't memorize this Crap!" Husk angrily stated, looking at the script.

"Well, we can improv this Crap, Baby Cakes." Angel Suggested, Placing his hand against Husk's Cheek.

He then purrs seductively.

"Rawr~"

Husk insmediately pushed angel's face away from his, making angel fall off of the counter.

He looked at Lillian and Vaggie with a quick shrug off his shoulders.

"Whoops" He said before bringing out a bottle of Alcohol and started to drink it.

"Husk, C'mon" Vaggie Groaned.
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Meanwhile, back at the Clocktower. Charlie was Bored out of her life as she rested her elbows on the table while The Angel leader was talking on and on about himself and his love life.

"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "Do you know who I am? I'm Adam. I'm the original chick" He said.

"All chicks descend from me. You think you want drummer chick?" The Second in command just nodded her head in agreement.

"No way! I'm the Master! So, Anyway, then we had fun, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"

The Angel leader said as he continued to stuff his face with his back ribs.

"Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that makes you Oh Charbe paused before she had put the pieces together as she realised the reason why her mother left this man, making her wince a little.

"That explains so much. She said in a Low Voice.

"I Know, I rock." Adam said, holding his hand up as the rock and roll sign Charlie then brushed off the awkwardness that she was experienced from Adam, as she was getting back to her subject of matter in hand.

"Well, Adam, Sir. Mr. Adam, Sir." Charlie said, fidgeting with her fingers.

"Call me Chickmaster!" Adam said

"Adam. You seem like a smart-

Charlie then paused for a second before continuing to speak.

"...Stand up guy..."

Adam then picked at his Teeth.

"Uh-huh."

"And I know you are the leader of the Angels. And You are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A-A genius." Charlie said

"I mean, Your words, Babe." Adam said, taking another bite of his back ribs.

"Who would really love to put his name on something!" Charlie said excitedly.

"Love putting my name on Stuff! Stuff's the best!" Adam Shouted.

"It's a Solution to our biggest problem!

"Oh, Herpes Yeah, That's a witch."

"No, Our other biggest problem." Charlie said, nervously laughing.

"Oh Uh Ugly People?" He said, Breaking the fourth Wall before looking back at Charlie.

"Math? Global Warming? Nah, That's Earth's Problem"

Charlie stared at Adam with Annoyance at How Ignorant Adam was.

"Uhmm..." Adam Said.
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Meanwhile, back at the Hotel, Niffty was trying to stab a bug that was crawling around the floor, she used her sewing needle as she continued to try and stab the bug.

"Stab! Stab! Stab!" Niffty shouted, Laughing a little bit.

"Alright, Niffty, Niffty? Niffty!" Vaggie said in annoyed before putting her hands onto Niffty's Shoulders.

"Your line is 'We have the cleanest rooms.'"Okay?" Vaggie told her.

"Okay! I'm Ready!" Niffty said, excitedly.

"Action!" Vaggie spoke, Turning the Focus onto Niffty, Recording.

Niffty froze up once Vaggie had said action, causing her mind to go blank and not blink for over a minute. Vaggie then lowered the camera as Angel and Lillian looked at her, a bit creeped out.

"Uh, Cut." Vaggie said.

Niffty then snapped out of it and went back unto her cheerful tone

"How Was That?" Niffty Giggled

"Well, Niffty. You actually have to say the line. So, let's roll again." Vaggie said, getting ready to press record.

"Ok!" Niffty said, Shaking her head

"Action!" Vaggie shouted again.

Niffty froze up once again, causing Vaggie to get irrifated as Angel Dust came very close to her face.

"You're doing great, Girlie~" Angel said, Whispering in a smug tone.

"Angel, please don't make her mad anymore." Lillian said.

"Cut! Alright, maybe we can try to fix in post." Vaggie said, pinching the bridge of her nose.

"Do you even know what that even means?" Angel Dust Said.

"I will figure it out!" Vaggie said, angrily before leaving the room.
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Vaggie was then sitting in front of a broken TV inside of a dark room, Watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial before she groaned in frustration before Alastor and Lillian had entered the Room.

"Seems like you're having a bit of trouble there, Hmm? Alastor said, sitting in his chair across from Vaggie as Lillian sat down beside him.

"Ugh, este pendigo... Why are you two here?" Vaggie said, putting her face into her hands.

"For the Entertainment "Alastor said.

"I Came here because I love to see wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something and fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good Job." Alastor said, Patting Vaggie's head

"Al, Be Nice. Vaggie is trying her best." Lillian said, But Alastor ignored her.

Vaggie was getting very ticked off from Alastor and his careless insults as she stood up from the couch and points the camera towards Alastor as Lillian's eyes went wide.

"And Here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of crap that-" But Before Vaggie could continued her sentence, Lillian pushed the Camera out of Vaggie's grip while the Camera glitched out of focus from Green to red.

Vaggie then freaked out before the Camera dropped onto the ground.

"Ugh!" Vaggie shouted.

"I wouldn't try that, my dear." Alastor said, pointing at his face. "This face was made for radio." Alastor's pupils then turned into the shape of radio dials as the room filled up with static before he returned back to normal towards the girls.

Vaggie then had it with Alastor's Insults as she walked up to him, leaving Lillian worried.

"That's It. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so "entertaining" Vaggie said, Imitating Alastor. "To watch over an empty hotel, will it, Bambi?"

Once Vaggie returned to the couch, Alastor watched her with narrowed eyes as he then shrugged his shoulders.

"Fair enough."

He then approached her and put his hand out.

"I'll tell you something, Let's make a deal"

"Pfft, you think I'm that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you?" Vaggie questioned.

"Not for your soul. Just a simple deal." Alastor said, rolling his eyes before placing his hand on the arm rest of the couch.

"I do this for you, and you never ask me to enrage with this frivolous television technology ever again. Or.... Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice."

He turned his head around.

"I would take the deal before it's too late.." Lillian mumbled.

Alastor patted Lillian's Head before turning his head back to Vaggie.

"So, do we have a deal?"

Vaggie let a small sigh of annoyed before putting out her hand to shake on the deal.

"Fine."

Vaggie picked up the camera that fell on the ground and placed it in Alastor's hand as green skulls started to swirl around the camera.

"See, that wasn't so hard. Now Then!" with a quick snap of Alastor's Fingers, conjuring equipment for a film set, summoning Angel Dust, Husk, and Niffty, and dressing up everyone in the Roaring Twenties.

"Alright, Let's make a Commercial." Vaggie said, raising her fist up into the air.
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Back at the clocktower, Charlie was looking very uninterested while Adam had continued to rant about His life and his masculinity.

"You know when you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like.."

Adam said before going into a high-pitched voice. "Hey, I thought you wanted equality."

"NO! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell" Charlie snapped.

"Oh."

Adam paused before letting out of laugh.

"Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered!"

He then turned to the Exorcist who was sitting beside him.

"Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?"

"Got a good 275 this year, Sir." Lute said.

"275?! Badass! Awesome Job, Danger Babe! Pound it!" Adam said, making his hand into a fist as Lute fist-bumped back.

"Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people. You know that, right?" Charlie asked.

"Oh, yeah. That must suck for you." Adam said, Bursting into laughter.

"But these are souls... Human souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven." Charlie explained.

"They are not the same. They had their chance and they carned damnation." Lute said coldly.

"You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes." Charle argued.

"Angels don't make mistakes." Lute argued back, she wasn't going to let Charlie win this argument.

"You really think that." Charlie said.

"I know that." Lute said, Circling the table around Charlie.

"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my life." Adam said.

Once Lute returned to her spot, she began to speak.

"The only reason you're still here in because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?"

Before Charlie could answer Lute's question, Adam decided to interrupt her.

"Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it." Adam said.

"Oh, Crap!" Charlie then rushed to the seat beside Adam as she started to present her plan as fast as she could.

She then quickly summoned a stack of paper that were placed onto the table.

"Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing me before, so here it goes." Charlie said, as she cleared her throat.

Charlie then began to sing as she pulled her drawings from the stack of paper, Showing Adam and Lute what the paper meant.

🎶 I know Hell's population is out of control. 🎶

🎶 It's a bad situation. 🎶

🎶 It's taking a toll 🎶

🎶 If we rehab these Sinners 🎶

🎶 And cleanse all their souls 🎶

🎶 At my Hazbin Hotel - 🎶

"Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself! Charlie said.

🎶 Right! Extermination! 🎶

🎶 I know you guys fly down 🎶

🎶 Just to kill once a year 🎶

🎶 And it must be annoying 🎶

🎶 To schlep all the way here. 🎶

🎶If they join you in Heaven🎶

🎶That trip disappears🎶

🎶You can wave that chose farewell🎶

🎶It'll be a happy day in-🎶

Adam then interrupted her and started to sing.

🎶 Let me stop you right there. 🎶

"Oh!" Charlie said.

🎶 Save us all precious time 🎶

"Okay" Charlie said.

🎶 If what you're suggesting 🎶

🎶 Is letting them climb 🎶

🎶 Up the ladder 🎶

🎶 Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? 🎶

"Well, uh- Charlie then got interrupted again

🎶 Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin their fates. 🎶

🎶 Cause Hell is forever 🎶

🎶 Whether you like it or not. 🎶

🎶 Had their chance to behave better. 🎶

🎶 Now they boil in the pot. 🎶

🎶 Cause the rules are black and white 🎶

🎶 There's no use in tryin' to fight 🎶

🎶 They're burnin' for their lives 🎶

🎶 Until we kill' em again! 🎶

"Okay, but- Charlie then Got interrupted again by Adam again.

🎶 Just try to chillax, babe 🎶

🎶 You're wasting your breath. 🎶

"Hehe.." Charlie Nervously chuckled to herself.

🎶 Did I hear you imply. 🎶

🎶 That they don't deserve death?🎶

🎶 Are they Winners? 🎶

🎶 Are they Sinners? 🎶

🎶 Cause it's cut and dry. 🎶

"Well, actually, if you take a look-" She then got interrupted again by Adam.

🎶 Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! 🎶

🎶And when all's said and done🎶

🎶 (Said and done) 🎶

🎶 There's the question of fun 🎶

🎶 (Fun) 🎶

🎶 And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. 🎶

🎶 Extermination is entertainment!🎶

🎶 Bow-now-now-nownow 🎶

🎶 Guitar solo, Hell yeah! 🎶

Adam started to do a Guitar solo on his guitar.

Charlie then got up after she was knocked down by Adam.

"Ugh." Charlie Growled in annoyed.

🎶 Hell is forever 🎶

🎶 Whether you like it or not 🎶

🎶 Had their chance to behave better. 🎶

Then Suddenly Four golden mirages of Exorcists appear, surrounding Charlie from all sides.

"Where the hell did you people come from?" Charlie shouted at the Golden Exorcists who were surrounding her.

🎶Now they boil in the pot🎶

🎶'Cause the rules are black and white.🎶

🎶There's no use in tryin' to fight it.🎶

🎶They're burnin' for their lives🎶

🎶Until we kill em again!🎶

🎶 Hell is forever 🎶

🎶And it's meant to suck a lot.🎶

🎶So, give up your dumb endeavor. 🎶

🎶Cause you don't have a shot. 🎶

Charlie got very angry as her eyes started turning into a dark-red as little horns start growing out of her head.

She then made a growling noise as she was burning the paper that she's holding in her hands.

🎶 Long as I've got your attention. 🎶

🎶 I guess I should probably mention 🎶

🎶 That we've made the determination. 🎶

🎶 To move up the next Extermination! 🎶

Adam brandishes a scroll reading "SHUT UP, I DO WHAT I WANT!

"What?!'" Charlie shouted

🎶 Can't wait a whole year 🎶

🎶 To slaughter those little Jerks 🎶

🎶 I know it's just been a week. 🎶

🎶 But we'll be back in six months!🎶

Adam then grabbed Charlie's Arm and threw her right out of the door while Lute threw her papers out the door as well.

"Um, wait, you-you-"

As Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door slowly closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding, the Door then fully closed before she can reach him.

"Ugh, CRAP!" Charlie Shouted, as her eyes started to water up.

She slammed her fist onto the door, feeling defeated.
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As Charlie returned back to the Hotel, Vaggie ran up to her and hugged her.

"Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?" Vaggie Asked.

"Oh, they sure did hear it. But, um- "Charlie was then interrupted by Vaggie.

Oh, come here! We have something exciting to show you." Vaggie said, as she brought Charlie over to the couch.

"Yeah! You will love it, Char!" Lillian said, who was sitting on the Ground beside Alastor who was sitting in his chair.

"Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air." Vaggie said, Looking at Alastor.

"I pulled a few limbs too." Alastor chuckled a little bit.

Lillian playfully rolled her eyes at Alastor.

"Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?" Charlie Asked

"Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself." Angel dust said.

"That's... that's amazing" Charlie started to tear up in happy tears.

"Sshh, it's starting" Angel Dust shushed her.

The Commercial began to start with Vaggie beginning to speak

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel-"

Suddenly the TV Interrupted the Commercial and turned into a breaking news report.

Vaggie, Charlie and Angel got annoyed as they angrily complained at the TV. As Niffty clapped her hands and giggled.

"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?" Katie asked Tom.

"No, what does that mean, Katie?" Tom Asked.

"It means we're all royally Screwed!" Katie's eyes began to twitch.

There would sound of Screaming That could be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days until the next Extermination.

"Wait, what? Why?!" Angel Dust said, doing the Italian hand position.
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A drone scours througit an area until it had found a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone then scanned the corpse

"We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!" Lute said to Adam.

"No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry. When we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!" Adam Shouted.

Adam slammed his fist onto the projector, destroying it and causing its light to disappear, leaving only his glowing evil smile left to see.
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Hell's Secrets.

- Lillian is only a Half inch Taller than Vaggie.

- She Tends to Follow Alastor Around like a lost puppy and he doesn't mind it.

We'll see you guys in Episode Two!