Chapter 1: Radio Vs. Television.

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Meanwhile at the Hotel, Charlie was pacing back and forth in a panic mode as Her pet, Keekee was following her around.

"Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?!"

Charlie said, as she started to panic.

"And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!"

Vaggie then grabbed her by the shoulder and calmed her down.

"Yes, We will." Vaggie said, sending a small smile at Charlie.

"Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation crap. And now... "

Angel said before his phone started to vibrate with violent, threating Messages.

"Ain't no silver lining this time toots." Angel told them before continuing to look through his messages.

"Sure, there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!" Charlie said, trying to pump up the mood.

"Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts." Angel waved his phone in everyone's faces.

"People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District."

Angel then scrolled down an article down to the bottom, showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears onto his phone. Charlie went close to the screen to read the message.

"Uh, What's a.... Donkey Show?" Charlie Questioned.

Angel panicked as he retreated his phone back.

"Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their stuff." Angel said.

"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?" Vaggie Questioned.

Charlie then let out a huge gasp. "This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!"

"Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?" Angel said, waving his phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.

"Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep --

Suddenly, a massive explosion was made, causing Charlie scream in fright from behind, as everyone caught her attention and ran to the scene.

They all saw that there was a freshly, new hole on the wall as they all saw a snake-like appearance with a body color predominantly in charcoal grey.

He had cerise sclera with black pupils, and a mouth with sharp yellow teeth, two of which were long snake-like fangs.

His tail was black with thick yellow stripes featuring numerous cerise eyes running down the length of it. He also had a black cobra hood with its front-colored yellow with black corners and four cerise eye patterns spread across the center.

He also wore a jacket in a matching charcoal grey to his skin, pinstriped with yellow, and a black bow tie with a single cerise eye in the center. Beneath the jacket was a long-sleeved yellow undershirt.

He also wore black fingerless gloves with yellow dots on each knuckle and had sharp cerise claws. He was accessorized with a large top hat in charcoal grey, which had a sizeable cerise eye in the center of it, as well as many sharp yellow teeth and a pair of goggles. The top hat blinked and changed expressions in unison.

As there were sentient eggs that have small skinny black limbs. It seems that their yellow eyes are actually inside the large crack in their shells and their mouths are an additional crack on the outside of their shells as they were all scattered all around the ship.

"Show yourselt Alassssstor, Come and face-"

The Snake stopped to noticed that Alastor wasn't there where he shot, and then he noticed that Alastor and Lillian were on the balcony of the second floor as Alastor was drinking coffee from his "Oh Deer" Mug and Lillian was drinking Tea from her "Free Hugs!" Mug.

"Who are you?" Alastor said, Turning his head towards the Snake.

"Hello!" Lillian waved at the Snake.

"Who am I? Who am I ?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!" The Snake Introduced himself.

Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, while Lillian was already down there, beside Angel dust.

"Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinary!" Sir Pentious continued.

"Ooh you tell 'em boss" One of the Egg Bois said.

Nittty appeared on Alastor's Right shoulder, completely Starstruck.

"Ooo, he's a bad boy" Niffty said.

Alastor quicky scooped up Niffty and placed her on the ground.

"Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you." Alastor said, shrugging his Shoulders.

"I attacked you literally last week."

Alastor then turned his head as there was a sound of an static malfunction.

"We've done battle, like..." Sir Pentious then looked to the other side. "20 times."

"Well, you must have been really bad at this." Alastor said, Letting out a small laugh.

"Wait, you guys used to battle 20 times?" Lillian asked, taking a small sip of her tea.

"Nah, He's just saying that." Alastor said, Patting Lillian's head.

"Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal." Sir Pentious said, threating them.

Niflty then appeared right back onto Alastor's Shoulder.

"Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?" Niffty questioned.

"Oh, nobody important." Alastor said, Rolling his eyes.
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Meanwhile, At the Vees Headquarters, A large crowd was standing in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the TVs, facing the window showing off a spy drone.

"New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!"

The Ad told them about a newly priced item that has been created.

The crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes.

As Everyone else was watching their computers laptops and phones, their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.

"This week's episode of "Yeah, I Freaked Out Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!" The Ad Continued Going on from the TV Display.

As a tall and slim-figured, technology-themed demon who stands at approximately 7 feet. He sports a flat-screen television for a head, with the monitor projecting eyes with red sclera, small cyan pupils and different-colored outlines black for his right and cyan for his left.

He was currently Sitting his Chair, tapping his nails against the table as Electricity shot out of his chair as he stood up, Laughing Maniacally.

"Muhahaha! Now that's good television!" The Man Shouted.

Suddenly his Screen changed to an Icon of Another Person who went by the name "Velvette" with the Ringtone of a clown horn.

The man courses the call from his screen to his hands using his electric powers and transfers it on of his TV screens, revealing a slim demon with cedar-brown skin as her hair was tied into a large ponytail while she was wearing a set of skull earrings, as her eyes had white irises while her sclera was red, and her pupils were slit just like a cat's eye.

"Hello, Velvette. How are you this Hellish Morning?" The Man asked.

"Oh, Cut the Crap, Vox. I Need you here right now!" Velvette shouted.

Vox looked at his other screens as he grabs his coffee mug and took a sip of it.

"Whatever could be the problem, my dear?" Vox asked.

"Your little boy toy is wrecking my department, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-"

Velvette was interrupted by her coworkers running around, yelling and screaming as objects were throwing all around the room, as another voice was heard from inside of the room.

"THAT FRICKING WITCH!"

The Voice from The Background Shouted as it threw another object at the employees.

"Just get your Butt down here, NOW!"

Velvette Turned her head and raised her fist.

"Damn it, Valentino!"

Once The Call Ended, Vox's Smile turned into a frown as he fixed his bowtie.

"Oh god. Here I go, Valentino. Just another Crappy day with Val. Hey hey hey. Oh well, this is my life now." Vox Muttered to himself.

Vox walked onto a platform that rose him up from the floor.
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An elevator with a smiling Vox with the word bubble saying "Trust us!" before opening the doors, revealing a frowning Vox who walked out towards a large crowd of people while he put on a smile as the people put microphones into his face.

"Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?" A Reporter asked.

"My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce- "

A screen appeared behind Vox, revealing an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading.

"VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety." Vox said as he used his left eye to hypnotize the Crowd of reporters.

"Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?" One of Vox's Manger asked, holding a Clipboard.

"Thirty seconds ago." Vox Begin to walk away. "Try to get that witch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs."

Vox quickly morphed his body into electricity and generates himself into the security camera on the wall.

Meanwhile in Velvette's Studio, the staff were cleaning up everything as Velvette was with four of her fashion designers who were holding up four different kinds of dresses.

"Ugh."

"No."

"Unacceptable."

"You're fired."

"What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!" Velvette shouted as she sent the Designer away to fix it as Vox appeared behind her.

"Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?" Vox Asked.

"Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!" Velvette said, turning her attention away from him to look at her phone.

Vox took a small breath of air before speaking again. "And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?"

"Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky Jerk to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!"

Velvette snapped her fingers as Melissa nervously ran to the platform as Velvette used her powers to swipe different outfits on her until she found the prefect one.

"No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww." Velvette let out a small gasp. "Yes! That's the one."

"Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here." Vox said as Velvette Rolled her eyes with a smile.

"Of course, I do! Jerk Off!" Velvette then Flipped him off. "Now shoo! Take care of the Crybaby!"
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Vox made his way upstairs as is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him.

Once he enters, he found Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke.

When Valentino notices Vox, he stood up with fury in his eyes.

"FINALLY! "Valentino threw a glass to the ground.

"Kitty! Another drink!" He Shouted as A Robo Fizz nodded its head and the came back with another drink.

"Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of crap did? THE UNGRATEFUL!!!" Valentino shouted again.

Valentino threw his drink towards Vox, who moves right out of the way, causing the drink to hit the door and shatter onto the floor.

"Uh, who are we talking about this time?" Vox questioned.

Valentino then got up from his Seat.

"Angel Dust!"

Valentino walked up to him.

"Who the hell else would I be talking about?!" Valentino said as Vox Pointed to himself. He then walked away before continuing to talk.

"That Boy walked out on me!"

He turned around to face Vox.

"ME! I made him!" Valentino Complained.

Vox began to walk away a little bit as he continued to listen to Valentino's Rant.

"Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes." Valentino said.

"Oh! Angel quit?" Vox Questioned, as he was holding his phone in his hand.

"NO! He didn't quit! It's worse!" Valentino then snatched Vox's Phone right out of his hands. "He MOVED!!!" Valentino shouted as he threw the phone against the wall, cracking it in half as it fell to the floor.

"He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else. Can you believe that?!"

Valentino made his way over to the closet.

"He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter!"

"Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter?" Vox asked.

"YEAH! That Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno Something mannish like that, she's got this hotel and--" Valentino opened his closet wide where there were guns, drugs and a picture of himself inside.

He took out two pistol guns, A long revolver and a semi-pistol.

"Which of these makes me look sexier?" Valentino said in a relaxed tone before he turned back towards to the closet.

"Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there."

Vox's left eye changed to show his boiling anger, but Valentino was too busy to notice since he was more focused on loading his guns.

"That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna shoot everyone in that rancid hotel, I swear to Satan!" Valentino said in angry before Vox grabbed him by the collar and shoved him towards his face, furious.

"VAL- "Vox shouted in a distorted tone before calming down. "Hehe. Think about it."

Vox walked Valentino towards the window, taking away one of his guns and putting it in his pocket.

"Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing them around town will, do for our image?" Vox asked.

"Um.....mess it up?" Valentino said.

A stereotypical 'winning' ding sound was made as Vox continued to speak.

"Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?" Vox said.

"No!" Valentino shouted.

"Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO... you should..." Vox took a small pause as he waited for Valentino to answer him.

"Do nothing?" Valentino said, confused.

A sound of winning at a casino was made as Vox wrapped his Arm around Valentino's collar.

"Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the" Vox pinched Valentino's cheek. "Big bucks."

"Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone." Valentino said, as he pulled out a Kiseru pipe as Vox lit it up with the touch of his fingers, forming a small electric heart.

"Well, Lemme call up the lowest earners this month." Vox Said before walking away from Valentino and towards the TV screens.

"Ohh, you know me too well." Valentino said, letting out a small chuckle before blowing some red smoke out of the Kiseru pipe.

"Ya know.... Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa."

"Oh? Who else is there? Someone who owes you money?"

Vox was not very interested as he was more focused on the screens.

Valentino let out another chuckle.

"Someone who owes us more then money... The Radio Demon is There."

Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, as he scratches the desk so hard, it left scratch marks.

Vox made a couple of small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appear on the left side of his lower lip.

"What did you just say?" Vox said, distorted.

"You heard me." Valentino said.

"Alastor..." Vox walked towards Val.

"came back...and he is with Lucifer's..."

Vox Started to Glitch a little bit.

"...Daughter, and that wasn't the..."

Vox grabbed Valentino by The Collar.

"FIRST THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!"

Valentino Freed himself from Vox's Grip.

"Hey! Killing Alastor is your thing."

Val walked to the desk and turns on the television.

As Vox teleported to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyeur scope high in the sky.
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From a drone point of view, it was showing Alastor, who was using his powers to attack Sir Pentious's Zeppelin, while he was laughing maniacally as he hears Pentious screaming.

"Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!" Sir Pentious pleading for help.

"Um...Alastor! I think he's had enough." Charlie said, with an awkward smile.

"Nah. He's got a few more hits in him." Angel Dust said, smirking.

Sir Pentious fell from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, as he fell face first into the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.

"Thanks for another forgettable experience." Alastor told him.

One of the Egg Bois fell and broke into pieces in front of Charlie.

"Thank you..." Sir Pentious lifted his head from the ground. "For letting your guard down!"

Sir Pentious used his tail to grab a piece of fabric off of Alastor's Coat.

"Aha! Yah! Oh, shoot..." Sir Pentious look up as he saw Alastor's shadow transform in front of him and Alastor apparently makes an elk bugle.

Suddenly, a massive green explosion was made as Sir Pentious is sent flying away towards the city, screaming as he disappears from sight.

"Bye Bye, Mr. Snake!" Lillian waved as Sir Pentious disappeared.

"Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums. You coming, Lily?" Alastor said, before turning around to face Her.

"Oh, Yeah! I Hope you will enjoy the company that I will share with you." Lillian said, jumping up and down in excitement before she went beside him.

"Wait, you both are leaving?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job." Vaggie told him.

"We need a wall." Angel pointed to the hole in the wall.

"Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!"

With a quick snap of his fingers, Alastor summoned four black ink demons appear with construction tools as he began to walk away with Lillian.

Angel took an interest as he looked at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to the demon.

Angel let a small chuckle before he start to flirt with the large, muscular demon.

"Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant ...tool.~"
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Meanwhile, In Val's Room, Valentino was very close to the screen, as he began to scowl at the drone's screen.

"See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna kill his whole family"

"Vox?"

Valentino slammed his fist on the table.

"VOX!"

Vox was paying little attention to Val, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor and Lillian leaving, his appearance started to static, in and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.

"That JERK is back!" Vox said, Glitching.

Valentino had a small grin on his face as he realized the situation. He then walked up towards him.

"Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too." Valentino said.

"It's been seven years!" Vox shouted, Rolling his eyes.

Valentino leaned up beside him as he pinched Vox's chin, while Vox was mad to even care.

"You still Mad that he almost beat you that time?" Valentino said, but Vox Slapped his hand away from his screen.

"Uh, SHUT UP." Vox said, in a frustrating voice.

"Just saying " Valentino said, Circling Vox.

"Things have changed a lot since he left town!" Vox Told Him.

"That's for sure." Valentino said, Grinning at him.

"I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!" Vox said, as Valentino chuckled in the background.
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Vox started grinning as he marches to his chair.

He Started Singing.

🎵 Welcome home!🎵

🎵 I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! 🎵

Vox continued to sing, electricity courses through his arm as he sits on his chair, as he turns around to face the numerous screens.

🎵Say hello to a new status quo🎵

Vox pressed a big red button, as 4 cords latch themselves to the ports that were on the back of his head, connecting himself to his TV networks.

🎵 Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn, turn the TV on!🎵

"Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two..." The Director said, counting.

🎵 Welcome to the show! 🎵

🎵 Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence. 🎵

🎵 Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? 🎵

🎵 More on tonight's program. 🎵

🎵 So, the Radio Demon is back in town! 🎵

🎵 Why is he hanging around?🎵

🎵 What does that mean for your family?

🎵 Well, handily, I've got good news! 🎵

🎵 He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile. 🎵

🎵 But the demon is a coward!🎵

🎵 You can take that as gospel. 🎵

🎵 Pulling my viewers? Impossible!🎵

🎵 I'm visual, he's barely audible!🎵

🎵 Stop giving him the time of day!🎵

🎵 Don't listen to a word he'd say.🎵

🎵 I hope he had a nice vacay! 🎵

🎵 But he should have stayed away!🎵

Meanwhile, Alastor and Lillian had both stepped out of the Tailor shop while they both noticed a huge crowd of people who were watching the advertisement of Vox.

Alastor frowned at the TV and took Lillian back to his Radio Broadcast Room as he had an idea in his head.

Vox continued to sing.

🎵 While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! 🎵

Vox pulled out an uncooked bloodied deer head from an oven caked in blood.

🎵 Now his medium is getting bloody rare! 🎵

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In a Hallway of The Vees Tower, Vox jumped as he twirled around before he pulled Valentino and Velvette towards him.

🎵 Hell's been better since he split🎵

🎵 Where's he been?🎵

🎵 Who gives a Damn?! 🎵

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Alastor reappeared as he was in his radio broadcast from a radio station that was connected to the Hotel.

Lillian was sitting right beside him, wearing a small lace bow that Alastor bought for her at the Tailor shop that was styled on the right side of her head.

🎵 Salutations! 🎵

🎵 Good to be back on the air. 🎵

🎵 Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast. 🎵

🎵 Sinners rejoice! 🎵

Beside the Advertisement where Vox was, A Mystery figure put out a radio on a stool that was in front of the display glass, The Crowd looked over to see what was over there.

🎵What a dated voice! 🎵

🎵 Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast. 🎵

"COME ON!!" Vox Shouted.

🎵 Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? 🎵

🎵 Flitting between this fad and that. 🎵

🎵 Is Nothing working?🎵

"INGORE HIS CHRIPING!" Vox Shouted again.

🎵Every day he's got a new format!🎵

"YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!" Vox Said.

🎵 He's the crap that comes before that! 🎵

🎵 Is Vox as strong as he purports? 🎵

🎵 Or is it based on his support?🎵

🎵He'd be powerless without the other Vees!🎵

"Oh, PLEASE!" Vox rolled his eyes.

🎵And here's the sugar on the cream.🎵

🎵 He asked ME to join this team! 🎵

"H-Hold On!" Vox said.

🎵 I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea. 🎵

Alastor striked a pose in his chair along with Lillian who was Smiling and Laughing while Vox was getting very angry by the minute as his face screen was glitching and started to crash.

🎵 You old timey PRICK! I'll show y-you suffering! 🎵

🎵 Uh oh, the TV is buffering! 🎵

Vox couldn't handle his anger which caused him to overload his circuits with static electricity.

🎵 I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU-YOU LIT-T-LE- 🎵

Vox's screen face started to overload and crashed, before Vox involuntarily let out an outburst that overload everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.

🎵 I'm afraid you've lost your signal. 🎵

🎵 Let's begin. 🎵

🎵 I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! 🎵

Alastor passed his staff over to Lillain for her to hold on to while he was slowly turning into his demon form, leaving Lillian surprized and amazed at His new form.

🎵 Tune on in. 🎵

🎵 When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! 🎵

🎵 Oh, this will be fun!🎵

Alastor let out one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still as popular and powerful as he was last time.

"CRR-AA-AP!!" Vox Shouted, Groaning.
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Meanwhile, there was an emergency meeting Vox called about as Him, Velvette, and Valentino were about to discuss a matter with Alastor.

As Kitty, who was a Robo Fizz was passing out drinks to each of them.

"We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's BRAT and that smiling freak!"

Vox slammed his fist onto the table.

"Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?" Velvette asked, not taking her eyes off of her phone.

Meanwhile, Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.

"Put something inside them. That's how I get people to behave." Valentino suggested as he sprinkled more glitter on his revolver.

"Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?" Vox asked.

"That lanky prick won't even return my calls." Valentino said, rolling his eyes.

"We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in." Vox said.

"Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?" Velvette asked as she scrolled on her phone.

"I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the heck is left?" Valentino said.

Vox Scoffed.

"I think, I have... JUST the one."

As Vox slowly turns around, the sharks in the shark tank swim up to his shoulders as his right-hypnotic eye gleaming with a sinister grin for a plan he has in store.

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Meanwhile at the Hotel, Alastor's Black Ink Demons were currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie and Vaggie returns. Charlie then threw herself onto a couch, exhausted.

"Soooo? How'd it go?" Angel Dust Asked.

Vaggie let out a sigh of frustration. "Not a single new recruit."

"Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not Chilling and fighting?" Angel dust said as he went back to his phone.

Vaggie heard a knock on the front door as she made her way over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious behind it, holding his hat.

"Why, hello my dear-" Sir Pentious was then cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face.

He fell down to the ground as Vaggie brought out her spear at him.

He cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck as he held a peace sign gesture.

"Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace." Sir Pentious said, as the sound in 'Peace' was drawn out in the mimicry of a snake.

"What are you doing here?" Vaggie said, keeping her spear close to his neck.

Charlie appeared behind Vaggie.

"Vaggie, what's the problem?" Charlie let out a gasp.

"Oh! Hello again!"

"I didn't come looking for a fight. I ubb.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?" Sir Pentious said, brushing himself off.

Charlie lets out another gasp as she ran over to grab his hand and lead him to the door of the hotel.

"You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our "Charlie was cut off by Angel dust speaking.

"Are you nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?" Angel Dust told Charlie.

"Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!" Charlie said, nudging Sir Pentious's arm.

"Aren't you supposed to protect this place?" Angel asked Vaggie.

Charlie gives her puppy-dog eyes, begging Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. Vaggie then gave in.

Vaggie let out a small sigh. "I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine."

Sir Pentious' cobra head lifted with anticipation.

"Or even with the war machine." Vaggie said, Side-eyeing Him.

Sir Pentious' cobra head then flapped down with depression as he sighed.

Charlie was so happy.

She then hugged Vaggie, lifting her up and twirling around once.

"Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!" Charlie said as she took Sir Pentious inside while Vaggie and Angel followed behind her.

"Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this." Sir Pentious said as he slithered into the Hotel.

"Eh, I give you a week, tops." Angel said, brushing his shoulders off.
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"So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-" Charlie was then pulled to the side by Vaggie.

"Babe, you don't have to show him every detail." Vaggie said.

"Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!" Charlie said, beaming with excitement.

"Uh, what the hell am I then?" Angel Dust questioned with a small frown on his face.

"Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh..." Charlie took a second as she was trying to think of what to say next.

"Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?" Vaggie said, listing down the things that Angel might have done.

"What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once." Charlie said.

As Charlie made her way back to Sir Pentious, Angel looked down, feeling sad about Vaggie's comments and Charlie's unintentional dismissal of him.

Meanwhile, Charlie began introducing the other staff to Sir Pentious as they first started at Niffty who was playing with Keekee with a piece of string.

Keekee hissed at the sight of Sir Pentious as she scattered away from him while Niffty turned around to greet him.

"Over here, we have our maid Niffty." Charlie said as Niffty ran up to Sir Pentious in her cheerful tone.

Niffty let out a small gasp. "The bad boy is back!"

She then jumped onto Sir Pentious and held his collar while she was looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which had creeped out Sir Pentious.

"Never leave me again." Niffty said in a Creepy whisper.

"We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have-"Charlie accidentally bumped into Alastor. "Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! And Our Hotel Assistant, Lillian. You both have met our newest guest Sir Pentious... Hehe.."

"Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!" Alastor said.

"Oh My Gosh!! You look so cute up this close, Mr. Snake. Do you mind if I call you that?" Lillian giggled as she held Sir Pentious's hands which made him get a bit fluttered a little.

Alastor's eyes then glowed red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him apart.

Before Sir Pentious could respond, Alastor cleared his throat.

"I definitely remember you now." Alastor said in a sinisterly tone.

Sir Pentious let out a small gulp nervously.

"Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson!" She Cleared her Throat.

"How to apologize!"

"The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?"

"Yes..uhm.. Mr. uhm... Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. here." Sir Pentious said, handing back the piece of fabric from his coat.

"Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you." Alastor said, before burning the piece of fabric that Sir Pentious gave him, leaving them stunned.

"What do you mean take that much off of you? You mean get dirty? Or..."

"Why don't you go play with the Kitty, Lily?"

"Okay! Nice Meeting you Mr. Snake." Lillian waved before going to find Keekee.
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Everyone was gathered around in a circle as Sir Pentious was sitting beside Lillian who was petting Kitty in her lap.

"Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me."

"My name is Charlie" Charlie said as she clapped her hand two times.

"I like to sing!" She then clapped twice again.

"And when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing!" She clapped once again.

"My name's Sir Pentious" He Clapped Twice.

"I like to build." He Clapped His Hands Again.

"And despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled!" He Clapped his Hands one last time.

When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone.

"This is Stupid." Angel said.

"I Can take your Turn instead, if you want to, Angel?" Lillian asked, sending a smile at him.

"Knock yourself out, Doll." Angel dust said, giving her a smile as well.

She cleared her throat as she began to clap her hands twice.

"My Name is Lillian." She Clapped her hands twice.

"I Like to Dance!" She Clapped her hands again.

"And We Can Be BFFs forever!"

She Clapped her Hands one last time before she took a small bow.
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As Everyone was sitting down on the couch while Angel Dust was wearing a Trench coat and a small hat while Sir Pentious was wearing a sailor suit, playing the role of an Innocent Child as Angel dust was holding a script.

'Oh, I'm a Bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs. Now, Where's an Innocent kid that I can sell to?" "Wow, who wrote this?" Angel complained.

"It's Great, right? Keep Going!" Charlie said, waving her hand in his face.

'Hey you.' Angel Dust said, not very interested in doing this activity.

'Who, me?' Sir Pentious said in a cheerful tone.

'Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" "Oh, for Satan's sake." Angel said.

'Not me! I have to go home and study!' Sir Pentious said, Grinning.

'Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...the crackhead.' Angel said, In an uninterested tone.

'The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!" Sir Pentious said in a confident way.

Charlie stood up from the couch and clapped her hands.

"Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo!" She let out a small chuckle. wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time."

"I... I'm going to bed." Angel Dust said, making his way upstairs.

"Angel... "Lillian said, grabbing his hand gently but he jerked it away from her.

"It's Fine, Doll. I'm Just Tried. I Understand that You want to help me but...." Angel took a second before continuing to speak. "Just Forget about it."

"Angel, Is Something Bothering You? Please. I want to help you." Lillian said, Looking up at him.

"Doll, I know. I Promise, If Something is Bothering me, I will tell you, okay?" Angel said, Patting her head.

She smiled before feeling her cheeks burning a little, but she shook off the feeling.
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Meanwhile in Angel's room, His Pet, Fat Nuggets was asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him.

Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat, as he watches Angel lie down on the bed.

Angel glumly looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino.

Angel sighs and begins to play them.

Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.

"Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-"

Angel played the Next Voicemail, as he listened to more of his boss's stupid voice.

"ANGEL, YOU WITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-"

"Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-"

'YOU-!'

"Hey, Angie! About earlier- "

"-KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"

"Work's really stressful!"

"-LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!"

"You actually think you can change? "The Voicemail said in a Dead serious voice as red smoke appears from seemingly nowhere, and circles around Angel until Val stops talking, ending with the smoke clinging around his neck and chin like hands before fading away.

"Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby."

Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.

..Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets." Angel Dust said before leaving his room.

He then got up from his bed and left his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried.
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Angel went to Husk's bar, picking up a whole bottle, and started to drink the alcohol.

Out of the corner of his eye, he notices something slithering away.

He follows the thing until he reached Charlie's office where the door was opened.

He decided to take a peek inside.

There, he discovered that Sir Pentious was setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belong to Vox.

Angel realized what he's been doing and slammed the door open.

"You slippery little Jerk!" Angel Shouted out as Sir Pentious let out a huge yelp.

"You're working for the Vees? I knew there was something wrong about you."

"I have no idea what you are talking about....Dirty Bug." Sir Pentious threatened.

Angel sufficiently angered as he began to tackled Sir Pentious on the ground.

He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.

"Get your aggressively average body... OFF OF ME!" Sir Pentious shouted, Before Hypnotizing angel.

"Damn It!" Angel said.

Angel then backed away before snapping out of the Hypnosis.

He now has Sir Pentious cornered.

Right then, Charlie and Vaggie were woken up after hearing the scuffle.

Charlie let out a small yawn.

"What's going on?"

"This little Jerk is a traitor!" Angel shouted.

"Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!" Sir Pentious said before Hugging Charlie and Vaggie.

"Uh huh, then explain this!" Angel then lifted off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover is blown and scurries away. He brings out his wristwatch to contact Vox.

"Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!" Sir Pentious Shouted.

Vox immediately picked up the call on the wristwatch.

"Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been, a day!" Vox said, starting to laugh.

Please! You've got to get me out of here!" Sir Pentious said, starting to panic.

"I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple! Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!" Vox Said, Laughing manically.

Sir Pentious rolled himself up into a ball and started to sob a little bit. "I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it."

Sir Pentious lied down on the ground, with Vaggie holding her spear, getting ready to pierce his skull.

"Gladly" Vaggie said.

Right before Vaggie can put him out of misery, Charlie stops her, and starts singing.

"Pentious?" Charlie said, extending her hand out to him.

🎵 It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door. 🎵

🎵 One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core. 🎵

🎵 The path to forgiveness, is a twisting trail of hearts! 🎵

🎵 But sorry is where it starts! 🎵

🎵 Who could forgive a dirtbag like me? 🎵

🎵 I don't deserve your amnesty. 🎵

Angel walked in as he was holding two Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind, holding her spear.

🎵 Can't we just kill him? 🎵

🎵 Shoot him and spill his blood? 🎵

🎵 That's an option you could choose? 🎵

🎵 Works for us. 🎵

🎵 But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry. 🎵

🎵 Sorry🎵

🎵 Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry! 🎵

🎵 I'm so sorry! 🎵

🎵 And your journey's underway! 🎵

🎵 It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins. 🎵

🎵 But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry. 🎵

As Soon as Sir Pentious and Charlie were done singing, Niffty and Lillian were both standing in the hallway as Niffty was disappointed that Sir Pentious's song wasn't good enough and that he was no longer a 'Bad boy.'

Lillian was very much half asleep as her hair looked like it got struck by lightning and she was wearing her lace nightgown.

"I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!" Niffty complained before she kicked Sir Pentious's tail and walked away.

"Not a bad boy." Niffty said, Going back to her room.

Charlie and the others left except for Lillian who was still in the room with a wristwatch communicator still left on the office floor.

Alastor then appeared from the shadow of the dark hallway with a malevolent smile on his face.

He Noticed Lillian who was still half asleep as he ordered his shadows to take her back to her room.

He then came towards the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.

"WHAT?!" Vox Shouted.

Vox pauses when he realizes that Alastor is the one calling him, showing fear on his screen face as Alastor laughs.

"You'll have to try harder than that next time, old pal!" Alastor said before crushing the watch with his bare hand as Vox incoherently rages at him as the watch becomes incapable of creating audio.

Alastor then retreated back into the darkness, letting a loud chuckle.
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Hell's Secrets.

- Alastor Sees Lillian as a version of His Mother.

- When Sir Pentious met Lillian, He was Surprised by Lillian's Kindness, He developed a small crush on her.

- Lillian Gave Sir Pentious his Nickname 'Mr. Snake' due to his Appearance of being a Snake.

We'll see you guys in Episode 3.

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