shit puddles


Ouma: its raining god fucking damn it

Saihara: shhhh this is a kids show shut up

Ouma: youre george pig you only say oink u shut up

Saihara: okok fine

Ouma: hHOLY FIDDLE STICKS IT STOPPED RAINING

Ouma: daddy can wE GO OUT TO pL A Y ?

Amami: *laughs like some high man* alright now get the friCk out

Akamatsu: dID YOU JUST SWEAR IN MY CHRISTIAN SERVER I WILL F--

Ouma: hholy shit lets get out before she turns him into an avocado shake

Saihara: oink

Ouma: what the fuck is that supposed to mean

Saihara: oink

Ouma: oh ok *devilman crybaby runs out of the house with saihara*

Saihara: let me go pls

Ouma: *jUMPS ON A MUDDY PUDDLE* i fuckign love muddy pdulles fjkdnsjm,

Akamatsu: OUMA

Ouma: oh shit

Akamatsu: if you jump in shit puddles you must wear ur boOts

Ouma: well sorry you fucking bitch *wears boots then starts jumping on the puddle again*

Saihara: *canon balls onto the muddy puddle* HUEHUEHJNKJSM 

Ouma: sAIHARA-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IF YOU JUMP IN SHIT PUDDLES, YOU MUST WEAR UR BOOTS

Saihara: *looks down at feet and naruto runs into the house*

Ouma: THE NARUTO RUN MEME IS DEAD STOP

Saihara: FUCK OFF *returns with boots* 

Ouma: good u little shit

Saihara: why are you the older sibling again

Ouma: gE O R G E, LETS FIND SOME MORE BALLOO-- I MEAN PUDDLES

Shirogane: *pops out of no where* WAS THAT AN IT REFERENC-- *slapped by the reader*

Saihara: BEGONE THOT

Ouma: DEAD MEME FUCKING STOP

Saihara: ok geeZ

Ouma: *starts running and jumps on muddy puddles that appear out of no where*

Saihara: *follows*

Ouma: *jumps in weeny ass puddle*

Saihara: *jumps in supreme™ puddle*

Ouma: omg look saihara a big ass puddle

Saihara: *jumps up and down repeatedly until decides to jump into the puddle*

Ouma: *catches saihara* S T O P SAIHARA i must check if its safe for you

Saihara: stupid lil shit telling me what to do im taller than you

Ouma: *jumps into muddy puddle*

Saihara: *gets splashed with that gay puddle*

Ouma: gOOD, IT IS SAFE FOR YOU

Saihara: wAAAAAAA U RUINED MY EMO CLOTHES U FUCKEN LIL SHIT OMG

Ouma: oh shit sorry saihara its only gay shit

Saihara: oh *jumps into the gay puddle and spLASHES ouma*

Ouma:

Saihara:

Both: *starts laughing for no reason*

Both: *rolls on puddle for no reason until they look like shit*

Ouma: cum on saihara lets show daDDY

Both: *runs into house without even taking their boots off, what kind of monsters are you*

Akamatsu: *drinking an avocado shake*

Ouma: OMGOMGOGMOM UR DRINKING DADDY!!

Amami: *sitting on a chair* wut

Ouma: nvm bUT LOOK WE LOOK LIKE SHIT

Amami: look at the mess u made u fucks

Tojo: *dashes into the room with a mop and cleans up the mess, along with cleaning up ouma and saihara with a sponge some how*

~Time Skip brought to you by fucking no one its just how it goes in the episode ok~

Ouma and Saihara: *runs out of the house with boots, somehow their clothes are clean even though they rolled in a puddle until they looked like shit*

Akamatsu and Amami: *walks out of the house with bOots*

Ouma: *already jumping in a puddle*

Everyone: *starts jumping in muddy puddle and some how makes the earth shake*

Amami: OH SH-- *slips*

Ouma, Saihara and Akamatsu: gasp

Amami: did you guys really just say the word gasp instead of actually doing it

Akamatsu: oh DADDY, look at the mess you're in!

Ouma: ok what the fuck

Ouma: well its only mUd u cuck

Everyone: *starts laughing for no reason*

Saihara: dear god save me from this family

Kiibo: ROLL CREDITS!

Chabashira: SHUSH YOU DEGENERATE MALE YOU'RE NOT APART OF THE STORY YET

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