*phone ringing*

Amami: hello, mr avocado man speaking

Phone: 0110100001101001001000000110100101100110001000000111100101101111011101010010000001100100011011110110111001110100001000000110110001100101011101000010000001101101011001010010000001110011011011110110111000100000011010110110100101101001011000100110111100100000011010010110111000100000011101010111001000100000011010000110111101110101011100110110010100100000011010000110111101101100011001000010000001101001001000000111011101101001011011000110110000100000011001100111010101100011011010110110100101101110011001110010000001101101011101010111001001100100011001010111001000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001101101011000010110101101100101001000000110100101110010011101010110110101100001001000000110100001101111011100000010000001101111011011100111010001101111001000000111010101110010001000000111001101101101011000010110110001101100001000000110000101110011011100110010000001100100011010010110001101101011001000000111010001101000011001010110111000100000011011010110000101101011011001010010000001110101001000000110001101110101011011010010000001101001011011100010000001101000011001010111001000100000011000010110111001100100001000000111001101101000011001010010000001100010011010010111001001110100011010000111001100100000011101010111001000100000011000100110000101100010011010010110010101110011

Amami: woman theres somethign wrong with the phone fix it you bitch

Phone: 011000010110111001110011011101110110010101110010001000000110110101100101001000000111100101101111011101010010000001101100011010010110110000100000011000100110100101110100011000110110100000100000011000110110000101110101011100110110010100100000011010010010000001101000011000010111011001100101001000000110100101110010011101010110110101100001001000000111001001101001011001110110100001110100001000000110100001100101011100100110010100101100001000000110000101101100011100100110010101100001011001000111100100100000011001100111010101100011011010110110100101101110011001110010000001110011011101000111001001101001011100000111000001101001011011100110011100100000011110010110111101110101001000000110001001100101011101000111010001100101011100100010000001100001011011100111001101110111011001010111001000100000011011010110010100100000011011110111001000100000011010010010011101101100011011000010000001110011011001010110010100100000011110010110111101110101001000000110100101101110001000000110001101101111011101010111001001110100

Amami: yOU SEE?? THE PHONE IS BROKE LIKE US

Ouma: you literally have flashy clothes you bithc

Akamatsu: *takes phone* 

Phone: 011010000110100100100000011101000110100001101001011100110010000001101001011100110010000001110000011100100110111101100110011001010111001101110011011011110111001000100000011010010110100101100100011000010110001001100001011100110110100001101001001000000110000101101110011001000010000001101001001000000111011101100001011100110010000001110111011011110110111001100100011001010111001001101001011011100110011100100000011010010110011000100000011010110110100101101001011000100110111100100000011000110110111101110101011011000110010000100000011101100110100101110011011010010111010000100000011011110111010101101101011000010010000001100001011011100110010000100000011100110110000101101001011010000110000101110010011000010011111100111111

Akamatsu: 0111001101110101011100100110010100100001

Phone: 0110101101110100011010000111100001100010011110010110010101101011011000010110010101110100011010000110111101110100

Akamatsu: 011000100111100101100101

Saihara: woah wtf

Akamatsu: that was professor iidabashi, he was speaking computer thot.

Amami: oh- i mean HA i knew it

Ouma: kaedaddy, what did professor iidabashi say?

Akamatsu: he was asking if kiibo could visit us

Ouma: FUCK YES *rips off kiibo's picture out of a random korkboard*

Akamatsu: kiibo's coming to practice talking memey with us

Ouma and Saihara: yAYAYAYSGyuayagyYAYAYAYYYAYAY

Akamatsu: we better fuckin hurry kiibo's train will be here any minute

*flashes to kiibo riding a train*

Souda: LAST STOP!!11!! ALL CHANGE

Ouma: oMGOMGOMGOMOMOGM ITS KIIBO'S TRAIN

Kiibo: *gets off train* hi everyone!!

Ouma: *hugS KIIBO* SJSKJJANHFGBSFGAK,KJSYHGYSIJHSJMGHA

Kiibo: wAS THAT ROBOPHOBIC?!?!>?!>/.1?!>?>

Ouma: maybe *lets go of kiibo*

Iidabashi: *drops kiibo's luggage on ouma*

Ouma: oH SHI- *crushed by the luggage*

Saihara: OUMA N O

Akamatsu: wHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CHILD>?!>!?!?>!?

Amami: NO THE ACTUAL ONLY CHARACTER THATS FUNNY!!

Kiibo: dAD UR GONTS BE EXECUTED

Iidabashi: oH ShI- *dragged off to execution*

Ouma: haha

Ouma: the best boy kokichi is still alive baby

Ouma: *starts bleeding* nah its a fucking lie *faints*

Saihara: oUMaaAAaaAAAAa!!11111!!!!! *starts crying*

Amami: *picks up ouma* he'll be fine

Akamatsu: he better be or im beating kiibo's ass

Kiibo: WHY!?

Akamatsu: so i can get revenge on professor iidabashit.

Kiibo: THAT IS NOT MY FATHER'S NAME!!

Akamatsu: shut the fuck up or i'm calling miu

*tiME SKIP TO HOUSE*

Amami: *drops ouma on the couch* im fucking tired

Amami: *walks up the stairs to his bedroom*

Saihara: *sleeps on the opposite end of the couch that ouma is on*

Akamatsu: well,, you should sleep in their room, kiibo(ard)

Kiibo: *whips out rocket launcher and points it at akamatsu* the fRICK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?

Akamatsu: just get in the fucking bedroom you little shit

Kiibo: okok *enters saihara and ouma's bedroom*

Kiibo: this place is disgusting

Kiibo: *lays on ouma's bed*

Akamatsu: goodnight bitch *turns off lights*

to be continued motherfuckers