Supernatural Q&A

The first Q&A! Gosh I have wanted to do this for so long. Hope you like it, and remember- don't hesitate to ask! I'm willing to do a lot of questions. (Except.. You know. ~dirty~ ones.)

And if it's to a character(s) or something I'm not familiar with, of course. Duh. ;D

xoxo vivian
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Three questions for the supernatural squad! (Meaning; Sam, Dean, Cas, Crowley, Gabriel, Charlie and Lucifer.) Let's go!!

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Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

DEAN: *nods approvingly* "It's a vegetable."

SAM: "Dean, that's a load of crap. They may come from cocoa beans, but they added a ton of unhealthy ingredients, plus it has a lot of calorie-"

CAS: *serious face* "Sam, I think Dean is right."

CHARLIE: *raises from the dead* "I'm with Cas."

GABE: *ascends from heaven* "ditto."

CROWLEY: *pauses torture* "CHOCOLATE. Cas you da man."

LUCIFER: "chill dude. It's just chocolate."

GABRIEL: "it's not just chocolate?! It's a lifestyle!" *starts throwing chocolate*

SAM: *piled under chocolate and hides from it by throwing salad at it.* *Fails.*

EVERYONE: *high fives.*

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Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?

CROWLEY: "yes." *puts on blazer.*

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What's your favourite (colour) underwear?

CAS: "underwear? What is the need of this question? I would ne-"

DEAN: "Cas, just answer the question."

CAS: "but I don't understand-"

GABRIEL: *pops in* "Let me do first then. Mine has a chocolate pattern. It's really soft and when I rub my-"

CHARLIE: "GABE STOP." *shiver* "Anyway. Mine is green. Reminds me of the Emerald City in Oz." *nostalgic tear*

SAM: "er- I'm with Cas guys. This is strange. But I'll just go with it. Mines blue. So get this, if we are going to-"

CROWLEY: "Silk."

LUCIFER: "pffft. Show off. Mine is made of the souls of the dead."

CROWLEY: "that's seems awkward."

LUCIFER: "It's pretty comfortable actually, the energy of the souls keeps everything in place and it stays all warm and-"

CAS: "why would you enjoy that?"

DEAN: "why are we all interrupting each other-"

SAM: "Dean what's yours?"

DEAN: "none." *wiggles eyebrows to audience*

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