Cards Against Humanity

Prompt for this is above!
Keith is Person A
Lance is Person B
Hunk is Person C

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"Come on Keith! You have to join us." Hunk said as the said raven shrunk back in his chair, ignoring the looks he got from others.
Right now Keith had been dragged to Allura's house to hang out with everyone for their annual movie/game/food feast they had.
So far they had ordered pizza, watched a couple of movies and now they were setting up for the first game.

Cards against humanity.

Lance sat across from Keith, shuffling all the white cards, silently listened to his friends talk.
Keith closed his eyes and let out a slow breath as Hunk continued to pester Keith.

"Fine! I'll play..." Keith mumbled as Hunk smiled in triumph.
"Deal him in Lance." Hunk said as Lance started to pass the white cards out, giving 7 to everyone.

Once everyone had their cards Lance pushed the black card pile across to Keith.

"You're the Card Czar mullet head." Lance teased with a smirk, causing the raven haired boy to blush and pick up a card.

"How am I maintaining my relationship status?" Keith read out loud before setting the card down in the middle of the circle table. He crossed his arms and sat back as he waited for people to hand in their cards.

Keith looked around the group of friends as he waited. Hunk, Shay, Pidge, Lance, Shiro, Allura, and Coran all turned their cards in one by one.
The raven gathered the cards together and shuffled them about before he started to read the cards out loud.

"The Blood of Christ.
Nickleback.
Poorly-timed holocaust jokes.
A tiny horse.
MechaHitler.
Emotions.
And My genitals." Keith read them out, pausing as everyone laughed as they put the cards together.
After a brief moment to decide Keith held up his choice.

"My genitals." He said as his indigo eyes scanned the room to see who it belonged to when ocean eyes met with his.

"That would be me." Lance said as he smirked slightly, watching as Keith's face slowly went red. The raven passed Lance the black card as he tried to clear his head of the perverted thoughts that crossed his mind.

He possibly had a small (coughs, huge) crush on Lance ever since sophomore year in highschool that slowly grew to more as they now had graduated.

Something someone said had pulled Keith from his thoughts of Lance and back into reality.

"Ok Lance, you are the next charizard." Shiro spoke causing everyone to pause for a moment before they broke down in laughter.

"The heck Shiro?!?! It's the Card Czar, not freaking Charizard, it's not a pokemon!" Pidge said in between laughter, causing the space dad to blush in embarrassment and look around confused.

"I couldn't swore Lance said charizard!" He said as he joined in the laughter.

(Not word for word dialogue but if you get that reference I'll love you)

After a couple of rounds, it was Keith's turn to be the 'Charizard'.
During the past rounds Lance had become more flirty, most of his cards being perverted ones.

Keith cleared his throat before reading the card out.

"Blank, good to the last drop." Keith set the card down and his eyes subconsciously locked with Lance's.
The Cuban male had a devious look in his eyes as he reached for a dry erase marker. Keith's eyes widened slightly as he realized what Lance's card was. He had a blank card so he could write anything he wanted.

Keith continued to watch Lance write something down before he turned and looked directly into Keith's eyes.
Keith blushed faintly as he held his hand out to Lance to retrieve the last card.

Lance smirked and placed the card in the ravens pale hand, giving a small wink as he crossed his arms.
Keith's entire face was red as he fumbled with the cards, his heart beating fast as he proceeded to read the cards out.

"U-um, A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans." Keith read and raised his eyebrow before he continued.

"Explosions.
Alcoholism.
Deez Nuts-"

"HA! GOTTEM!" Pidge yelled, interrupting Keith. Well it was obvious who's card is that.

"Gandalf.
Me.
And-" Keith's heart stopped and his whole face turned as red as his jackets. He could feel Lance's smirk growing wider as Keith's eyes widened.

"Keith? What does the card say?" Allura questioned as everyone except Keith and Lance sat confused.

"Keith?" Shay asked unsure as the group was silent for a moment.

"Uh Kei-" Coran was suddenly cut off as Keith quickly rubbed off Lance's written on blank card and tossed his cards on the table.
The raven covered his face as he quickly mumbled out, "Lance wins."

The said Cuban boy let out a laugh as everyone looked at him confused.

"Lance what was your card?" Shiro questions, causing Keith to shrink more into the hoodie he wore and Lance to smile mischievously.

"A bonding moment with no clothes." He said before he laughed evily, having won the game from that last round.

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Shitty ending but eh. I hope you guys will like this Book! It's mostly to give me a break from writing Not as it Seems so I can break writers block and also get a chance to write some stuff I've seen and wanted to do.

I take requests so comment here for any Klance prompts you want to see.

For now I won't do intense smut. Sorry I'm not comfortable with my writing skills to do it.

Most likely my writing prompts will come from Tumblr so ;).

That's all for now, any questions just ask!

See ya soon
~Gene

Word Count: 965

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