person A: *has a black eye*

person B:*looks at them sternly* WHAT DID YOU DO?! NO, DON'T ANSWER THAT. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. BUT! LET ME JUST TELL YOU THAT I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU-

person A: i-i'm sorry!

person B:

person A: *is super sad*

person B:

person A:

person B: *clears throat* did you win?

person A: *perks up* fuck yeah!