Chapter 4 : The Scripture Of Doom
Goddess Sarah sighed as he sat down in her room, she could not think of anything to write in her bible for the religion of Sarah. As she thought about it she decided to write about a way of living. A way of living and to do good things in life. That's what she is going to write in her bible. Once it is done she will hand it over to Crowley to compile and make into a book to be sent out to every one of her followers in the World.
After goddess Sarah was finished with her bible she called Crowley to her room with her maid Juno as her attendant.
"Good morning Crowley, I have finished my bible. Here it is.", as goddess Sarah said that she passed a bundle of papers to Crowley the bishop of the Royal Capital.
"Thank you goddess Sarah.", as Crowley said that his face flushed red. And he took out his hand to accept the Bible in papers form.
After which they had a short discussion and tea before Crowley took back the papers to form it into the Bible of the Sarah religion.
Crowley the bishop of the Sarah religion's POV
How can I make goddess Sarah's bible popular and spread the Sarah religion throughout the World ? As he thought about that he looked at his own abilities. Hmm, I have Dark magic. Perhaps if I cursed the Bible slightly with the only way to dispel the curse is to make a copy of the Bible and pass it off to someone else. He he he. Crowley thought it was a good idea.
After compiling the Bible, Crowley used his strongest curse on the Bible, the curse will not affect the goddess Sarah or any of her friends or family members. If the owner of the Bible having received it did not make another copy, these things would happen to him or her,
1. You would suffer a bald patch.
2. You would like somebody is pressing a finger on you forehead.
3. You would suffer constant pins and needles on your legs.
4. You suffer constant hay fever.
5. You will suddenly suffer a stomach ache whereby there are no nearby toilets.
6. You will constantly stub your toe.
7. You will constantly blurb out your real opinion.
8. You will blurb out "I am the devil" at the most in opportune moment.
These were the curses Crowley had thought of as he cast his strongest dark spell cursing the book. Of course he included a solution in getting rid of the curse in the Bible. You had to write another copy and give it to someone else.
As the curse has been completed, Crowley quickly made ten copies of the Bible thereby passing the curse of the original Bible to the ten bibles.
He asked a merchant to send it to the Pope of the Sarah religion, Bob Von Berin the son and heir to the Duke of Berin. The merchant's name was Zack.
"Ah, Zack here is a book for you to read. It is a good book.", Crowley said with a sly smile.
"Oh thank you, bishop Crowley I will treasure it.", Zack the merchant said.
As the merchant took the book, the curse took effect and it spread from him to his family members including his irritated wife. He told her, we need to suffer in the sorrow as well as enjoy the pleasures of this World. The wife wrote two copies and gave it to her father in law as well as mother in law. The son wrote a copy for his friend.
Soon Sarah's Bible became known throughout the World as the "Scripture Of Doom", And everyone feared receiving it except for the believers in the Sarah religion. The believers of the Sarah religion thought of this as a test of their faith and they proudly write more than one copy of this book and spread it around the World.
Crowley meanwhile was proud of his achievement. While the Pope Bob Von Berin had a bald patch for a while before he passed on a copy of the Bible to his friend the bandit turned bishop in the next town over. Don't worry his hair grew back.
As all this is happening, goddess Sarah had gathered her friends and the bishop Crowley. She wanted to give them her blessings to power them up. They were in the school square.
"Please gather around me Jack, Brian, Prince Jules, Prince John, Vance Von Gou, Sissy Potter, Andre, Juno, Sato, Arrow and Crowley. I will release my blessings upon you. When that happens you should feel a power welling up in you. Your power will increase whether it be strength or magic with my blessing.", goddess Sarah said with a smile.
As she said that sounds of thank you can be heard. Crowley was on the ground kneeling and thanking Sarah, he knew that it takes years or even decades to power up and that this instant power up is indeed a blessing. As they gathered rays of light left goddess Sarah's body and entered her friends body. The ray of light glowed within her friends and powered them up.
As that was done all they had to do now was to wait a few months for the graduation ceremony and they would embark on an adventure of a life time.
After a month had passed, the Scripture Of Doom was well known in the Kingdom of Flowers and it had even spread to other neighboring kingdoms. In the Kingdom of Colors where the fallen hero Hiro resides. Something was being passed to him.
"Ah, my king, my lord hero, I give you this priceless book that contains knowledge and power.", Ambassador of a foreign land said.
"Ah thank you, I appreciate your gift and welcome it.", fallen Hero Hiro said as he took the book.
"What the Fock ! This is the Scripture Of Doom.", fallen Hero Hiro added.
"Why did you give me this shit. I ought to kill you.", fallen Hero Hiro added.
"Ha Ha Ha, it was worth it. Finally no more pins and needles and constant embarrassment. You can kill me I don't care anymore.", Ambassador of a foreign land said.
"Guards kick this lunatic out. I would have liked to kill you but you are an ambassador from your country so it is difficult to do something to you.", the fallen Hero Hiro said with a glum face.
The fallen hero vowed not to give in to the Scripture Of Doom and decided not to make a copy of the Bible. That lasted for three days, when he felt the bald patch appearing on his head he wrote another copy of the Scripture Of Doom within two hours and gifted it to his succubus Samantha.
Thus the legend of the Scripture Of Doom was born, no man or hero can stand against the spread of the Scripture.
(Note : the idea for the Bible was stolen from Evil God Average. Next chapter preparing for the trip and a surprise)
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