Okay let's start by going to YouTube and google for David Guetta featuring Sia and the music video "Titanium" to set up the mood. This would be the music video for the Evil God. You will learn more about him starting this chapter. Let's get back to the story.

In the mouth of a cave on a mountain known as the "Mouth of Hell", appeared three gods and a goddess. They were Baldy, the god of heroes and baldness, Loki, the god of lies, Gnor, the god of thunder and lightning and Sarah, the goddess of light and kindness.

At the mouth of the cave, they were preparing to storm in. Inside the cave waited a thousand High Demons and the Evil God. The situation look hopeless for the gods and goddess outside the cave. You could say the Evil God and his thousand High Demons were invincible at this moment.

The Evil God's POV

Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! If it isn't the foolish Baldy and his band of losers outside waiting to come in. I can't wait to teach them a lesson. And if the butt ugly goddess Sarah is here, I will teach her a lesson as well. No mercy for the weak and foolish !

The gods and a goddess outside the cave made a plan, the gods will go in with a direct assault while the goddess will hide and be their secret back up weapon.

"Charge everyone !", Baldy the god of heroes and baldness shouted.

"Here we go !", Gnor the god of lightning and thunder shouted.

"Time to run away !", Loki the god of lies shouted.

As the gods charged in, goddess Sarah was hiding in the back in the shadows. She cloaked herself in invisibility and watched from the shadows.

Baldy the god of heroes and baldness was using his sword and fighting a horde of High Demons. Gnor was using his lightning to provide back up support but the lightning was too weak to effect the High Demons. The lightning used by Gnor was useless. While Loki was struggling using his sword in battling a single High Demon. They were in trouble and right at that moment the Evil God appeared from the mouth of the cave.

"Hello fools ! I did not know that you came so early to get your punishment ! As we all know gods cannot hurt each other directly to the point of killing them, but hurting them is another matter, right ! And using proxies to hurt or kill a God is Okay right ? Ha ! Ha ! Ha !", The Evil God said in a twisted laugh.

Baldy, Gnor And Loki was being steadily pushed out of the cave by the High Demons. There were too many High Demons and they were too strong. And just at that moment the Evil God said something.

"Hey, butt ugly Goddess Sarah, come out now, so I can have a look at you. It was thanks to me that you looked so ugly ! You should thank me ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha !", The Evil God shouted in a maniacal laugh.

At that moment goddess Sarah appeared and dropped her invisibility.

"What... !!! The Fock !!! Who are you ?!!", The Evil God shouted as he wet himself in his pants. Blood poured from the Evil God's nose and his face flushed red. The Evil God collapsed on the ground. And the High Demons were nowhere to be seen. All the High Demons suddenly disappeared!

At that moment Baldy appeared next to the Evil God and was stabbing him with his sword but stabbing him non-lethally causing him injuries and pain but not death. Gnor was throwing his lightning at the Evil God and Loki was kicking him.

"I am the goddess Sarah, the goddess of light and kindness. The supporter of the hero that will fight the Demon King !", goddess Sarah said in a loud and sweet voice.

"Ughh, what can I do for you ?", The Evil God whimpered as he still lying down collapsed.

"I would appreciate it if you did not use your High Demons in the battle against the humans and I won't use my angels. Is that okay with you.", goddess Sarah said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, anything, please just leave .... Wait will I be allowed to send a single High Demon as an observer ?", The Evil God said.

"Why yes of course, you can send a single High Demon as an observer. But no more than one !", goddess Sarah said in a sweet and harsh tone at the same time.

"And why are you still lying down. Do you mind if I come closer ?", the goddess Sarah said in a sweet tone.

"No ! No ! Stay way ! I am weak against beautiful women ! If you come closer I will surely die ! Please just leave, I will promise you anything !", The Evil God cried in shame.

"So you are weak against beautiful women, is that why the women on the Continent of Colors both humans and demons are so ugly ?", the goddess Sarah said as she moved closer to the Evil God.

"Yes ! Yes ! I admit it, I cheated, when the gods were not looking I made it so that the females of this Continent of Colors are ugly ! Now please leave ! Don't come any closer !", the Evil God screamed.

"Do you control the domain or power of beauty over this World ?", goddess Sarah asked nicely.

"No ! No ! I gave it to you in hopes that you will drown in your powers and domains ! Please leave now !", The Evil God cried again.

"Is that so.", goddess Sarah said, as she moved to the Evil God and held up his head and kissed him on his forehead. It was a sweet and gentle kiss.

The Evil God stopped moving and was totally unconscious, lying still on the ground in the cave.

"Hey is he dead ? Did you just kill him with a kiss ?", Baldy the god of heroes and Baldness said as his face flushed red.

"I wish I could die like that.", Gnor the god of lightning and thunder said while his ears flushed red.

"Not me !", shouted Loki the god of lies as his face flushed red as well.

The gods and a goddess moved out of the cave and had a good laugh. They vanished in a flash of light.

Out of the shadows the High Demons appeared and took the slumped body of the Evil God to his room inside his cave and put him in his bed.

"Uhh.... where am I", cried the Evil God.

"You are in your bed master. I am sorry Master, every single one of the High Demons are scared of beautiful girls. That's why we ran away and hid when the goddess Sarah appeared. She is just too beautiful.", High Demon One said.

"Are they gone ?!", The Evil God said while looking around his room. His face was flushed red when thinking of that kiss from the beautiful goddess Sarah. The Evil God suddenly collapsed on the bed again and lost consciousness.

Meanwhile in the Demon Kingdom, The Demon King had a new advisor from the administration department. This department was known for its red tape. The old Demon advisor, had converted to the Sarah religion and become a believer after seeing the Demon King masturbate to the statue of the goddess Sarah. So now, the Demon King had a new advisor. The Demon King was seated on his throne in the throne room and the new Demon advisor was briefing him.

"Your Majesty, we have news that the little old lady demoness that you locked up in the dungeon has escaped.", the Demon advisor said nonchalantly.

"Then go and capture her and execute her !", The Demon King shouted while his eye was twitching. The Demon King's nervous twitch was coming back.

"I am afraid we can't do that your Majesty.", The Demon advisor said.

"Why not ?!", The Demon King asked as his whole face was having a nervous twitch.

"That's because the little old lady demoness is still here in the castle.", The Demon advisor said nonchalantly.

"If she is here in the castle ask the guards to capture her ! You fool !", The Demon King screamed at the Demon advisor as his face twitched like crazy.

"I am afraid we can't do that." The Demon advisor said.

"Why ! Why ! Why !?", the Demon King was screaming at the Demon advisor.

"The Guards In the castle has betrayed us and have sided with the little old lady demoness, your Majesty.", The Demon advisor said nonchalantly.

"Please get to the point, I am dying here just answer my question. What happened to the little old lady demoness and what is the situation in the castle ?!", The Demon King cried as his face twitched like crazy.

"Uhh, the little old lady demoness is in control of the dungeon and half the castle. The guards in the castle are protecting the little old lady and are rebelling against you, your Majesty. It's a rebellion in the castle and the possibility is high that you won't be king anymore.", The Demon advisor said nonchalantly.

"Is there anything else I need to know ?", The Demon King asked as he sighed.

"The little old lady demoness and all the guards have converted to the Sarah religion so we can expect an army larger than our own will attack us if we do anything to the little old lady demoness. And we probably won't survive the attack since the Sarah believers have such good intel on the Demon King and the Demon Kingdom.", The Demon advisor said nonchalantly.

"Should I kill you now or later ?", The Demon King asked the Demon advisor as he glared at him.

"Huh ?!", The Demon advisor shouted in shock.

(Note : next chapter more little old lady and the aftermath and preparation for war continues)