Chapter 20 : Meeting of the Gods


Goddess Sarah with her companions Sissy Potter the heroine, Juno her maid and Andre her love sick idiot body guard rushed to the temple of Baldy the god of heroes and baldness in the Royal Capital by carriage. Jack and the Guys Gang decided to stay back and meet up with Jet the merchant. Jet was still sore from being the only person to enter the nude gay sauna in the Royal Capital.

Goddess Sarah's carriage was speeding to the temple of Baldy. When they arrived, all parties alighted from the carriage and proceeded to the temple of Baldy. Once again they saw the same old caretaker sweeping the floor, it was Baldy the god of heroes and baldness.

"Oh great Baldy, god of heroes and baldness, I would like an audience with you and the other gods.", the goddess Sarah said respectfully.

"Call me Baldur or B, all my friends call me that, goddess Sarah.", as Baldy said that he smiled.

"Okay, Baldur.", goddess Sarah said sweetly.

As goddess Sarah said that Baldur or Baldy's face flushed red like a school girl.

"Umm, can we go to the God Realm and meet up with your friends to discuss about the Evil God.", goddess Sarah added.

"Yes, I think it is time for you to meet Loki, the god of Lies and Gnor, the god of thunder and lightning.", Baldy the god of heroes and baldness said.

There was a flash of light and both goddess Sarah and the god Baldy disappeared. The maid Juno, the heroine Sissy Potter and Andre the love sick idiot body guard was left there at the temple of the god Baldy waiting.

Meanwhile in the Royal Capital of the Kingdom of Colors, Jack and the Guys Gang had met up with Jet the merchant, the true hero. They were in the shopping square of the Royal Capital having a drink at one of the cafes.

"Hey Jet, so how is life ?", Jack asked in a smug manner.

"Fine, after learning self defense from my Sensei and the way of the rabid squirrel, I have mastered the art of using the sai weapon.", Jet said nonchalantly.

Snickers of laughter and the word mumbled "rabid squirrel" could heard from Jack and the Guys Gang.

"Hey, do you want to spar with us. We will go easy on you. After all even the new Hero Errol could not take one of us on.", Brian said with a snicker.

"Of course, how can I, a boy defeat you gentlemen. Of course if I win you will have to go to the Scum Class sauna I went to, Okay ?", Jet said with an evil smile forming on his face.

"Yeah, we might purposely lose just to go the sauna.", Jack said in laughter.

There was a true evil smile forming on Jet's cute boyish face.

"Well then, why don't we give it a try then, the sparring.", Jet said in an evil tone.

They went to the Royal Castle within the grounds that the Royal Guards train in. It was the ground made specifically for fighting in. It was there they decided to spar with Jet the merchant. Now normally when you look at Jet you think of a small twelve year old boy, with his small size and built, young boyish bishounen face, blonde hair and girlish voice, you think of a small harmless child. That's why Jack and the Guys Gang did not take him seriously. As for Jet the merchant he had estimated that Brian and Prince John is the most dangerous and that he can basically ignore Prince Jules.

As the fighting began, Jack took out a normal wooden sword, Brian kept his coat on laughed at Jet.

"You had better take me seriously Brian, Jack and the Guys Gang come at me all at once !", Jet shouted with a serious look on his face.

"Ha, Ha, Ha..", Prince John laughed.

Jack walked slowly to Jet as Jet suddenly took out two sai weapons. Jet blasted a light wave with both hands one aimed at Brian and one aimed at Prince John. Both parties are knocked out immediately.

"What the ... Fock !", Jack shouted in surprise and rushed immediately at Jet brandishing his wooden sword.

Jack swings his sword, Jet weaved his body quickly to avoid it. This gave Vance the chance to use his wind magic against Jet the merchant.

"Argh.. !!", Jet shouted, he had underestimated Vance Von Gou, normally using wind magic in close combat would involve smaller injuries to the user, however since Vance was a masochist he was enjoying the pain and showing a pleased face. "Damn, these guys are dangerous.", Jet thought in his heart. He had to end it quickly. Jack was keeping up with Jet in terms of speed and movement, and yet he sensed Jack was the most dangerous of the lot. Jack had not even used his magic yet.

As Jack and Jet weaved and parried with their weapons. Jet blasted Jack's eyes with a ray of light. Jack soon felt a leg kicking him in the head and felt his whole body submerged into the ground, he lost consciousness. All that was left was Vance and Prince Jules.

He rushed to Vance but his wind magic means he could not get close. And his rays of light magic could not hit Vance since Prince Jules' earth magic keeps on building protective earth walls. He rushed towards Vance suddenly he back tracks at a speed that is too fast for Vance and Prince Jules to react, he punches Prince Jules on the face and blasted a ray of light at Vance at the same time. Vance was too shocked to react, the ray of light hit Vance. Both Prince Jules and Vance lost their consciousness at the same time. Total amount of time taken for this battle, less than sixty seconds. That's how long it took Jet the merchant to defeat Jack and the Guys Gang, which Errol the new Hero could not even defeat one of them. Jet was indeed a true hero.

When Jack and the Guys Gang woke up in the Royal Castle battleground.

"Ahem, you guys promised to go to the Scum Class sauna right. The losers have to go there right ?", Jet said with a mischievous smirk on his face.

"Ah, yes, guys we have to keep our word, we will go there when we have the time. Right !", as Jack said that he gave a thumbs up. This was followed by a thumbs up from every one of the Guys Gang.

Jack and the Guys Gang soon learnt the horror of the Scum Class sauna which was a nude gay sauna for men. They screamed with terror just as Jet did when he entered it. From then on whenever they met a gay man, Jack and the Guys Gang would instinctively use their hands to cover their buttocks.

Meanwhile in the Kingdom of Demons. The Demon King has a new Demon advisor, his previous one has become another Sarah believer after the Demon King told him he wanted to only hear good news. The new Demon advisor suggested to let go of the little old lady demoness in the dungeon and to do a publicity stunt.

"Demon King remember what we talked about, to let the little old lady demoness out. And to agree to give her a reward to say it was all a  misunderstanding to the citizens of the Demon Kingom in the Royal Capital square. Remember you have to be on your best behavior today. It took a lot to convince her to say that it was all a misunderstanding. We even said we would pay her a large sum of money.", The Demon advisor said.

"But we don't have the money to pay her. None of the Demon citizens want to pay their taxes. It's all thanks to that stupid goddess Sarah. How can she be so evil and cunning. Curse her !", The Demon King shouted in anger.

"We just need to say we will pay her, after we get her to say what we want, you can do whatever you want to her even kill her. Remember, best behavior today.", The Demon advisor said.

A smile was forming on the Demon King's face, he liked this new Demon advisor. Soon, they went to the Royal Capital square where a magic microphone had been placed on a podium so that an announcement could be made to the Demon citizens of the Demon Kingdom. There the Demon King met the little old lady again and stood on the platform with her.

"Ah Madam, we meet again, so you know what to say ?", The Demon King spoke sweetly to the little old lady demoness.

"Where's my money ?!", the little old lady demoness said.

"Ah, can we talk about that later dear Madam.", The Demon King said with a smile.

"Where's my money ?!", the little old lady demoness said.

The nerve on the Demon King's forehead snapped, he felt a pain in his stomach and he felt his nervous twitch coming on.

"Do you want to go back to the dungeon and get executed ?!", The Demon King shouted.

"Do you know what to do little old lady ?", The Demon King added.

"Yes..., yes I do.", the little old lady demoness said weakly.

As the Demon advisor said it was all a misunderstanding and invited the little old lady demoness to speak, all the Demon citizens clapped their hands. The little old lady demoness slowly walked to the magic microphone with a smile on her face, then she spoke.

"Help ! Help ! Save me ! The Demon King is Evil ! He told me he intended to sacrifice all the citizens of the Demon Kingdom to the Evil God ! Someone overthrow this evil tyrant ! He is evil, he told me he will kill me if I don't say nice things about him ! Save me ! Help me ! Stop the Demon King !", the little old lady demoness screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Guards take the little old lady demoness away, have her executed !", The Demon King shouted as his face was nervously twitching. The Demon King could feel the ulcers coming from his stomach and his nerves on his forehead was snapping. He just wanted to kill the little old lady and the Demon advisor. By the way where is the new Demon advisor. Don't tell me he ran away, The Demon King thought.

The Demon King went back to his castle alone without the new Demon advisor and did his daily cursing of the goddess Sarah. Goddess Sarah is still suffering from her sneezing every night.

(Note : hope you like the stories, posted three chapters. Will be busy this weekend. Hope this three chapter will help. Where else can you get three heroes in one story, the summoned hero, the locally born ugly hero and the true hero, only here.)

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