We will start off this chapter with the song "I Need A Hero", by Bonnie Tyler. The lyrics should be, "I Need a Hero,.....  he's gotta be fat, he's gotta be bald, he's gotta be uglier than me...."

Please check out YouTube for the song. Thanks. Then let's continue with the story.

After everything was settled in the Kingdom of Colors, with the taxes sorted out, the coinage going back to the old coins and the making of the goddess Sarah religion as the official religion, there was still one very important thing the Kingdom of Colors needed, a Hero to fight the Demon King.

Goddess Sarah, her maid Juno, the heroine Sissy Potter, the love sick idiot body guard Andre, Archbishop Crowley, Jack and the Guys Gang were all staying in the Royal Capital to help the Kingdom of Colors. They were all staying at the Royal Castle as guest of the King and Prince Caspian. As for the shemale or tranny Sam the Incubus he had become a double agent and is supplying false information to the Demon King. Since the goddess Sarah had cursed him, goddess Sarah will know if Sam the tranny Incubus betrays them.

While they were staying in the Capital, Prince Caspian and the King was frantic in searching for a hero to help fight the Demon King. Finally after weeks of searching in the Kingdom of Colors, they believed they had found a Hero. Prince Caspian and the King was going to present the Hero to the goddess Sarah and her companions. While Archbishop Crowley was going to get in touch with the church of Sarah's priest and bishop in the Demon Country.

Within the throne room of the Royal Castle, goddess Sarah and her companions including Jack and the Guys Gang was waiting together with the King for Prince Caspian. Prince Caspian was suppose to bring the hero to the throne room to present the new Hero to the goddess Sarah and the King. A sound is heard as the throne room door is opening, in came Prince Caspian with a handsome young Ikemen looking man and next to him was a fat, ugly man with a bald patch.

All eyes was on the handsome young man, the Ikemen.

"Well hello, you must be the hero.", the King said happily.

"Uh . No, I am the knight escorting the Hero, Your Majesty. That's the Hero.", the handsome young man said as he pointed to the fat ugly man with a bald patch.

The fat ugly man with the bald patch was busy picking his nose and was ignoring them.

"Are you the Hero ?", The King asked sadly.

"Oi, of course I am the Hero. Don't ya know ya Heroes when you see them. See this bald patch on my head, it's the proof that I worship the god of heroes and baldness Baldy.", the fat ugly man with the bald patch said.

"Hey you look familiar. Are you Errol ?", Jack asked.

"Yeah, I am Errol, hey you are Jack, you came to help me and Jet the merchant when we were attacked by monkeys. Good to see ya.", Errol said happily.

"This man is no hero.", Vance Von Gou said.

"Oi, I would like to see you say that to my face.", Errol said with a cross face.

Vance Von Gou stepped next to Errol and faced him and said,

"This man is no Hero !" Right to Errol's face.

"Yeah, maybe I am not a true hero. I have not been blessed by Baldy.", Errol said sadly.

"Goddess Sarah, can you help us and take him to the temple of Baldy, god of heroes and baldness. Can you help in making sure he is blessed by Baldy, the god of heroes and baldness.", Prince Caspian asked.

"I think it should not be a problem for me and my companions, Prince Caspian. We would be glad to help.", goddess Sarah said with a sweet smile.

So goddess Sarah and her companions proceeded with Errol to the temple of Baldy god of heroes and baldness in the Royal Capital in the Kingdom of Colors. When they arrived at the temple which looked like ancient graeco romans ruins they could see an old man there sweeping away the dust from the ancient temple of Baldy.

"Oi, old man, I am here to be a hero, give me Baldy's blessings.", Errol said.

"I am sorry old man for the rude comments of my companion. My name is Sarah. Can I ask why there does not seem to be any worshippers at the temple of Baldy, god of heroes.", goddess Sarah asked sweetly.

"Ah, madam or miss, I can't see through your burqa. How shall I put it. Well, Baldy the god of heroes and baldness used to be known as Baldur the god of Heroes. It seems according to legend and myth, the god of heroes lost in a bet to the Evil God and was forced to take on another dominion or power which is baldness. Because of that worshippers changed Baldur's name to Baldy and it stuck. Nowadays Baldur is known as Baldy the god of heroes and baldness.", the old man said.

"Due to the extra dominion or power that Baldy had acquired, anyone acquiring the hero's power would end up bald. After all now, Baldy is the god of heroes and baldness. Because of that  many new warriors ended up not taking Baldy's blessings and the temple ended up in ruins without the support from the people. After all who wants to be a bald hero ?", the old man added.

"Because of the Evil God, this is what happened to the temple of Baldur or Baldy as he is known now.", the old man said sadly.

"Old man you can show your true self now.", as goddess Sarah said that the burqa on the goddess Sarah magically disappeared.

"I am the goddess Sarah.", goddess Sarah added.

Errol just ended up with flushed red face and a huge nose bleed after seeing goddess Sarah for the first time.

"Beautiful..... so beautiful.", Errol whimpered.

Brian supported the fat and ugly Errol when he almost collapsed.

At the same time a light glow appeared on the old man. After the light disappears the old man has transformed into a middle age looking male hero that is bald. That bald middle age looking male is Baldy the god of heroes and baldness.

"Hello, everyone I am Baldy.", Baldy said.

"Baldy we need your help. Can you give your hero's blessings to Errol here so he can fight the Demon King.", goddess Sarah said seriously.

"Goddess Sarah so beautiful......, I would die for you my goddess....", Errol said in a semi-delirious state.

"Nothing would give me more pleasure than to give the hero's blessing to Errol and stick it to the Demon King and the Evil God. And you can call me B, goddess Sarah.", Baldy said with a huge smile.

"Will you accept my blessings Errol ?", Baldy added.

"Hmmm, oh yes I will accept the hero's blessing, oh great and mighty god Baldy !", Errol shouted.

From Baldy's hand, light shot out of it and it entered Errol. All of Errol's remaining hair fell off, he was now completely bald. He no longer had a single strand of hair on his head.

"You now have my blessings Errol.", as Baldy said that he glowed and disappeared.

"Sigh.", Jack said, "at least we have a Hero now".

"Yes, Jack at least we have a Hero.", goddess Sarah said with a wry smile.

Meanwhile in the Demon Country, The Demon King was sitting on his throne room while his demon adviser was reporting to him on the news around the continent and the demon kingdom.

" .. and my king, the one hundred thousand army we sent to crush the elite guard that have betrayed you have all been converted to Sarah religion believers. Not a single one of them escaped the trap set up by the elite guards you selected (before they betrayed the Demon King). The elite demon guards put one hundred thousand colorful Scripture Of Doom for the army to read. The army thought that the Scripture Of Doom is Black in color and took the book to read it. All members of the army did that, not a single one of them escaped.", The démon adviser said.

"Then how did you get the information of our loss ?", The Demon King asked.

"It was provided to us by the elite guards, the information.", as the Demon advisor said that he winced.

"Thump !!"

The Demon King smashed his fist on the throne in the throne room.

"Damn those bloody betrayers !", The Demon King shouted.

"And on another news, we got word that the goddess Sarah and her companions has liberated the Kingdom of Colors from the Hero and that their official religion is now the Sarah religion.", The Demon adviser said.

"Damn !", The Demon King said that as a vein on his forehead popped.

"Wait Demon King ! I have a report from Samantha the Incubus, our spy, he said not to listen to any rumors that the Hero has lost the Kingdom of Colors. And not to believe the rumors that the Sarah religion is the official religion of the Kingdom of Colors. Samantha says that it is all rumors and lies spread by the rebels in the Kingdom of Colors. He told us not to believe any of it.", The demon guard shouted the news as he brought information from Samantha.

"Oh, that's good news.", The Demon King said as he got into a happier mood.

"Perhaps we should investigate the news Sire to see whether it's true.", The Demon advisor said.

"No... I believe in Samantha. After all there has been too much bad news. There used to be one hundred demon advisors. Now all there is left is only you. All the rest of them has been converted into Sarah believers by that damn Scripture Of Doom. Everyday there is bad news and more demons defect to the Sarah believers. Everyday there is an assassination attempt on my life. Every there is bad news. I can't even read any book or documents for fear I will be influenced by the Scripture Of Doom and start believing in the goddess Sarah. No, Demon advisor I need some good news. I believe what Samantha said is true, do not investigate it. That is a royal order !", The Demon King said.

"Yes, my liege.", The Demon advisor replied.

As night drags on, the Demon King does his daily routine of cursing the goddess Sarah.

Somewhere in the Kingdom of Colors, goddess Sarah is sneezing, she always sneezes at night.

(Note : next chapter the rebels and the rebellion. And god talk.)