Eye wide I stare at his closed eyes. He's kissing me!! A dream demon who's taken over Gravity Falls twice is fucking kissing me!! When Bill pulls back his eyes slowly open. They are filled with lust.

Scared and shocked I do the one thing that comes to mind. I hit the demon on the head and run away. Away being behind Mabel and Stan who are still watching. They are both creepy.
Mabel let's out a squeal and starts jumping in joy at what just happened.

Stan looks down at me and than let's out a low chuckle. "This is better than the TV drama." He says.

Angry I shove past him, run downstairs, and outside into the forest.  He kissed me! He fucking kissed me! Falling the the ground under a tree I frown. Did I like it? No!! Well.......it's hard to be sure since it did end fast.

Letting out a sigh I close my eyes and groan. What am I going to do?!

"Well hello." A voice calls out.

Sighing I open an eye to see a strange looking man. He has white hair, two bright yellow eyes with stars in them, is tall, and is wearing a grin. Demon.

"Who are you!" I shout worried.

The man looks around with his star filled eyes and sighs in relief.

"I come barring a message." The man tells me.

"Umm ok."

"Nehw eht eye sah neeb demarf
Seod eht enip nur
Ylno ot eb nekat
Eht eye semoc ot ecuser eht enip
Erauqs spots eht eye
Eye sthgif erauqs
Eht eye sllaf. The last part mustn't happen for your sake." The man says before disappearing.

Eyes wide I frown and stand. That isn't good. It's a message but maybe also a warning. I got to tell Ford. Running towards the shack I think over the man's words. Maybe I shouldn't tell anyone for now at least.
But Ford would be able to figure out what it means though.

Ugh!! Screw it I'll just tell him!!

"Tell who what?" A voice asks when as I walk into the shack.

Look up from the floor I see Bill. I should have known. Sighing I storm past him and to the elevator.

"He's not down there. Sixer and Fez are doing something called cooking."

Oh god I better go save our shack. Running into the kitchen I pull the two out by their ears.

"Hey!!" They shout.

Ignoring them I leave them in the living room and go back into the kitchen. Thankfully they hadn't started cooking yet. Pressing my palm to my forehead I sigh. What else will happen today?

"Hey Dip Dop I'm going to make my Mabel juice want any!?" Mabel says coming into the kitchen.

Letting out a loud groan I shove her out and close the door. Locking it I push a chair under the handle just incase. I just want to....I don't even know. I need to kill something or someone.

Wait what!! No I cant go back to that person who killed those demons with such horrible ways! I can't, I mustn't!!

"Calm down Dipper just cook dinner" I tell myself.

Wait I haven't ate anything today. My stomach growls confirming that. Whoops. Guess I should start cooking than. Home made pizza? Why not.

Grabbing out the stuff I start to hum. Damn I am missing something! Looking everywhere I see it in someone's hand. Looking from their hand I see a sheepish Bill. Rolling my eyes I take it and place it done. I don't start making the pizza though I just stand there.

"You want to help don't you?" I finally ask.

"Yeah." I hear him sigh.

Sighing I grab his arm and pull him to the counter. Putting a chuck of dough in front of him I look into his eyes. He looks to me than to the dough confused. Than slowly he picks it up and sniffs it.

"Bill you pound it." I tell him.

He sets it down with a frown and than looks at me with a confuzzled look.

"Pound it? Like you have sex with it?" Bill asks.

Pressing my lips together I hold in a laugh and shake my head.

"No silly demon you hit it. Here let me show you."

Grabbing the dough I first knedd it than pound it. Bill getting it takes it and continues what I was doing. A smile makes it way to my lips. I don't feel like killing anymore. Turning to my stuff I continue working on dinner. Got to say Bill's not bad.

For a demon who took over Gravity Falls twice.