Totoko: WELCOME BACK TO AKATSUKA'S ANUAL TALENT SHOW, WHERE YOU ENTERTAIN ME FOR A MINUTE AND THEN I RUIN YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS

Totoko: NEXT UP, WE GOT-

Totoko:  *squints* wait wtf-

Totoko: Ichimatsu-?

Ichimatsu: yo

Totoko:  Ichimatsu...

Ichimatsu: yes

Totoko:  Ichimatsu

Ichimatsu: yes

Totoko:  Ichimatsu

Ichimatsu: yes?!

Totoko: Why are you in a gorilla suit?

Ichimatsu: ..... *takes out kazoo*

Totoko: oh

Ichimatsu: This song is called 'I hate my life'

Ichimatsu: *plays kazoo beautifully*

Totoko: *MOANS*

Audience: *M O A N S*

Ichimatsu: *song ends*

Totoko: *presses golden button*

Totoko: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON

Ichimatsu: What did I win??

Totoko: You won....nothing

Ichimatsu: .......

Ichimatsu2: *shows up on stage*

Ichimatsu2: UH, I'M REALLY SORRY I'M LATE, I-

Ichimatsu: *stares at Ichimatsu2*

Ichimatsu2: *stares at Ichimatsu*

Totoko: ....... WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Totoko: WHO'S THE REAL ICHIMATSU?!

Ichimatsu2: I'm the real one

Ichimatsu2: I don't have any talents at all

Totoko: THEN WHO'S THAT? *POINTS AT IMPOSTOR*

Ichimatsu: *takes off gorilla suit*

Ichimatsu: *was a gorilla in a gorilla suit aLL ALONG*

Totoko: IT'S A REAL GORILLA!!!  *SCREAMS*

Real Ichimatsu: *SCREAMS*

Gorilla: U TOL ME I WON NOTHING. NOW IM GONNA BEAT U UP

Totoko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *FUCKING RUNS*

Gorrilla: *SKIDDADLES HIS WAY OVER TO HER*

Gorilla: *OPENS THOTOKO'S HEAD OPEN LIKE A COCONUT*

Gorilla: *gasp* It's empty! >:0

Ichimatsu:  *gives gorilla a snickers*

Ichimatsu: Here... Because you're not you when you're hungry

Gorilla: *tears up* I-... thank you... NOT

Ichimatsu: >:0 GASP

Gorilla: DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT GAY BULLSHIT... U STUPID HUMAN

Ichimatsu: U RACIST IM CALLING THE POLICE

Gorilla: *gasp* i-im sorry frendo dont call the police :0

Ichimatsu: too late u cunt

Choromatsu: WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM HERE

Gorilla: u-um im... *SKADOODLES AWAY*

Choromatsu: *gasp*

Gorilla: *GRABS RANDOM KID* LEAVE ME ALONE OR THE KID GETS IT

Jyushimatsu: I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE

Ichimatsu: *gasp* You have to save Jyushimatsu, he's like a brother to me

Choromatsu: I'll handle this! *shoots gorilla*

Gorilla: *g a s p*

Gorilla: *sCREAMS IN AGONY*

Gorilla: *falls to his death and crushes Jyushimatsu in his hand*

Jyushimatsu: *eyes pop out like a squeaky toy*

Ichimatsu: OH MAH GAH

Choromatsu: Another life saved! Let's dance!

Choromatsu: *dances like in Charlie Brown*

Ichimatsu: *awkward dad dance*

Jyushimatsu: *does the hokey pokey*

Gorilla: BECH IM ALIVE

EVERYONE: AAAAAAAAHHHHH