Jyushimatsu: I am a man of few words...

Jyushimatsu: I roam the Earth, desperately searching for the answers to this mysterious never-ending enigma we call 'life'

Jyushimatsu: There are so many questions, yet so little time... The infinite cosmos above is constantly laughing in my face:

Cosmos: u will neber get the ansewrs u betch XD

Jyushimatsu: I cry no tears and continue, regardless of the many difficulties and obstacles life itself places in my path, almost as if it were guarding its most precious secret...

Jyushimatsu: My name? I go by many, but before all this began, I was called....

Osomatsu: JYUSHIMATSU

Jyushimatsu: HUH?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Choromatsu: YOU GOT YOUR DICK STUCK IN A POWER OUTLET AND PASSED OUT

Jyushimatsu: OH NO

Choromatsu: OH MY GOD IT'S BLEEDING

Ichimatsu: I brought a band-aid

Osomatsu: QUICK, PUT IT ON HIS DICK

Jyushimatsu: IM FEELING REALLY WACKY, GUYS

Todomatsu: DOES IT HURT WHEN YOU FAP?!

Jyushimatsu: OW

Karamatsu: I SHALL CALL THE MEDICAL SERVICES

Choromatsu: Shut the fuck up, Karamatsu

Ichimatsu: Yeah, get out of here, you fucking shit

Osomatsu: You ugly asshole

Todomatsu: You're embarrassing me

Jyushimatsu: WHERE'S THE MILK, MA'AM?

Karamatsu: *tear* I LOVE YOU GUYS

Jyushimatsu: Uh oh, I can't feel my dick anymore

Todomatsu: OH MY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE A NOODLE

Osomatsu: *SOBS* LITTLE BROTHER, I'M SO SORRY-

Choromatsu: Wait... I have a solutio-

Ichimatsu: *RIPS HIS DICK OFF*

Jyushimatsu: AAAAAAAAAAAAA *SCREAMS INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION*

Choromatsu: WHAT THE FUCK

Ichimatsu: I PANICKED

Jyushimatsu: *sobs* He was the only one who truly understood me

Choromatsu: WAIT.... I have another solution

Choromatsu: *puts a wig on him*

Jyushimatsu: ...... :D

And that's how toast was invented the fucking end

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