Jyushimatsu: *BURSTS IN* NII-SAN

Jyushimatsu: I FOUND THIS MYSTERIOUS SHEET OF PAPER AT THE PARK *WAVES PAPER AROUND*

Osomatsu: o sH it ITS THE GOVERNMENT *rolls under table and puts on tinfoil hat*

Choromatsu: THAT'S HOMEWORK! SOMEBODY FORGOT THEIR HOMEWORK! YOU GOTTA GIVE IT BACK

Jyushimatsu: Hmmmmm... *eyes thing*

Osomatsu: LET'S DO IT BEFORE WE GIVE IT BACK. TO SHOW THEM WE'RE NICE PEOPLE

Jyushimatsu: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

Choromatsu: *fappin under the sink*

Osomatsu: OKEH- Question one: "What is 2+2?"

Jyushimatsu: OH MAN THAT'S SUPER COMPLICATED

Osomatsu: FUCK I CAN'T REMEMBER

Jyushimatsu: UH... 22!

Osomatsu: YEAH THAT'S IT. YOU'RE SO SMART JUICY MAN

Jyushimatsu: *writes it down* QUESTION tWo

Osomatsu: "Rabbit = carrots
Monkey = ?"

Jyushimatsu: UHHH

Osomatsu: *scratches head with pen* Aw man, this is complicated...

Jyushimatsu: AIDS

Osomatsu: BRILLIANT, JYUSHIMATSU! YOU GOT ALL THE SMARTS *writes it down*

Osomatsu: kUesTiON THREEH! "How are babies born?"

Osomatsu: What kind of question is this??

Karamatsu: If I can be of help- *adjusts shades* When a man and a woman love each other very much, they agree to a special night, one where they would both forget all their sorrows and allow themselves to sink in the guilty pleasure of love-

Jyushimatsu: STICKN THE RAVIOLI IN THE POCKETOLI

Osomatsu: AGHHHH JYUSHIMATSU YOU'RE INTELLIGENCE IS KILLING ME

Karamatsu: :') *dies*

Osomatsu: QUESTION FOUR

Osomatsu: "What should you do if somebody bullies you?"

Osomatsu: YOU PEE ON THEIR FOREHEADS

Jyushimatsu: No, nii-san. You call an adult for help

Osomatsu: J Y U S H I M A T S U MY BRAIN IS EXPANDING

Jyushimatsu: HOMEWORK IS SO EASY!

Osomatsu: YEAAH!!

Osomatsu: OH MAN, THAT KID'S GONNA GET THE BEST GRADES EVER

*ten minutes later*

Jyushimatsu: WE'RE DONE! I'LL GO GIVE THE PAPER BACK BYE BYE

Jyushimatsu found the kid and gave the paper back. A day later, the kid was kicked out from school. Another day later, the kid beat up Osomatsu and Jyushimatsu. They called an adult for help, but unfortunately, they got laughed at; apparently, all you need to do to stop bullying is to pee on their foreheads

That is always the correct answer