You were cleaning your house when you saw Karamatsu's shades. "Huh? Karamatsu must've left it here by accident." You thought to yourself. 'I better go return it.' You thought then walked over to the Matsuno household.

On your way you saw Osomatsu walking to his house. "Hey! O-Osomatsu!" You called out to him. He turned around and saw you. "Huh? Oh, hey (Y/N)-chan!" You ran to him. "So what brings you here (Y/N)-chan?" Osomatsu asked.

"Oh, well Karamatsu left his sunglasses at my house by accident when you guys came over, so I'm going to your house to return it." You said to him showing the sweater in your arms. "Ok let's go then." Osomatsu said. You two then walked to the house and talked to each other on the way.

Time skip~

Right now, your at the house, you and Osomatsu walked inside and went towards his room. "So you think he's here Osomatsu-san?" You said to him. "Of course I'm sure (Y/N)-chan." Osomatsu said with a smile. He then slide open the door and said "We're home." You saw Karamatsu standing back faced and he flinched from Osomatsu coming in. "Man, am I bored." Osomatsu said.

'Crap! There was a crack in my state of high alert! Why the hell is my girlfriend with you? And why are you back so early?! You were at pachinko...' Ichimatsu thought to himself. You and Osomatsu sat down. "A thousand yen goes so quickly." Osomatsu said out loud. "Don't go with so little money!' Ichimatsu thought.

'I'm finished. I won't even be able to go on living after being seen like this. And (Y/N)-chan will never forget this till the day she dies!' Ichimatsu thought. You looked at Ichimatsu, "Hey, what's the matter, Karamatsu?" You asked.

Ichimatsu gasped. 'K-Karamatsu? I see... It's because I'm dressed like this.' Ichimatsu thought. "Hey." Osomatsu called to Ichimatsu.

Ichimatsu turned around and made a "humph" sound like Karamatsu. "What's wrong Osomatsu? (Y/N)? Did you need something," Ichimatsu snapped his fingers and pointed at you both, "my brother? And Karamatsu girl?" He asked.

You and Osomatsu stared at him for a bit and Osomatsu spoke up, "No, not really." Ichimatsu stood straight and smiled in victory. 'All right! I fooled them! They think I'm Karamatsu! If anyone thought that normally, it'd be hell, but for now, I'm saved!' Ichimatsu thought in happiness.

"But what's wrong with your voice?" You asked. Ichimatsu gasped. "Yeah, It's different from usual." Osomatsu said. "Huh? Uh..." Ichimatsu started. "Do you have a cold?" Osomatsu asked.

"Huh? Y-Yeah that's right. A cold." Ichimatsu said and he started coughing. "My throat's so sore, my voice is..." Ichimatsu trailed off still coughing. "Your hair's pretty messy, too." (Y/N) said. Ichimatsu looked at her shocked, "Huh? Oh, the cold's messed up my hair, too..." Ichimatsu said and continued to cough.

Osomatsu then spoke up, "Also, I feel a dark aura, an "I don't have any friends" aura, and a twisted, shitty aura from you." Osomatsu said. Ichimatsu then got down to the floor, "That's from the cold, as well." Ichimatsu then continued to cough like crazy.

"Are you really Karamatsu?" Osomatsu asked. "Huh?" Ichimatsu felt afraid. "You seem strange somehow." You added. Ichimatsu made a "Humph" sound, "I seem strange?" Ichimatsu then got up and did a weird pose and had teeth like Iyami, "I have no plans." Ichimatsu said.

"That's not how you usually do that, is it?" You said. Ichimatsu panicked and got on the floor, "It's because of this cold..." Ichimatsu then started to cough again. "What?" You and Osomatsu asked.

'Damn it! I don't know how to do a proper Karamatsu! Actually, what the hell is a "proper Karamatsu," anyway?!' Ichimatsu thought to himself.

"You just seem different somehow. Are you sure you're okay?" You asked. "Wh-Wh-What are you saying my Karamatsu girl? I'm Karamatsu. For example, you, my beautiful Karamatsu girl."

Ichimatsu pulled out a mirror, "Oh, a mirror. Thank you for always making me look cool." Picks up a comic, "Are you a comic? Yes, good job." He gives the comic a thumbs up and points to a power outlet, "Oh, my beautiful electrical outlets. I love outlets." He then turns to look at you, "See? I'm my usual self." He sees you still looking at him and Osomatsu eating Ichimatsu's potato chips and looking at Ichimatsu's book.

'He's not even looking! And those are my potato chips!' Ichimatsu screamed in his thoughts. "Hey, umm, who's that?" You asked, referring someone who was asleep on the couch. "Huh?! Um, uh, um..." Ichimatsu said nervously.

"Oh, it's Ichimatsu, (Y/N)-chan." Osomatsu said. "Th-That's right! It's Ichimatsu!" Ichimatsu quickly said. You and Osomatsu went to Karamatsu, and Osomatsu called out to Karamatsu. "Hey, Ichima-"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" Ichimatsu said cutting off Osomatsu, so he won't wake up Karamatsu. "Both of you shouldn't wake him up!" Ichimatsu said. "Why?" Osomatsu asked. "For Osomatsu, he is your brother, who shares your blood, and (Y/N), he is your boyfriend, who you love deeply, and he's sleeping soundly. Only a villain would try to wake someone in that state." Ichimatsu said.

"Oh, I see." You said. "Is it really that bad?!" Osomatsu asked worriedly, only to be shushed by Ichimatsu, "Shh! If you wake him, I'll kill you." Ichimatsu said in a death threatening tone. You and Osomatsu backed off. "Wh-What kind of bodyguard are you? Fine, I get it..." Osomatsu said walking away. You just looked away from Ichimatsu.

Ichimatsu sweat dropped. 'Not good. What should I do? I already feel bad from being this upset in front of (Y/N). I want to run away, but I can't leave them here.'

Osomatsu was looking through the shelf, "Karamatsu, (Y/N)-chan, want some?" Osomatsu asked taking out a bag of Dried Sardines. 'Th-That's...' Ichimatsu thought in shock.

"Umm, isn't that Ichimatsu's?" You asked. "Yeah, but Ichimatsu always hides these here to feed the cats. They're so good." Osomatsu grabbed a handful of them and was about to eat them but go punched by Ichimatsu.

"K-Karamatsu?..." You asked shocked. "Wh-What?!" Osomatsu said shocked. "Oh, the cold made my hand move on it's own..." Ichimatsu said coughing again. "No, that had nothing to do with your cold!" Osomatsu yelled out to Ichimatsu. 'Huh... Ichimatsu must be a heavy sleeper if he's still asleep now...' You thought to yourself.

"What the hell? You're not making any sense today, Karamatsu." Osomatsu said eating some Dried Sardines, "Mmm, these are good. Are you sure you don't want any (Y/N)-chan?" He asked you. "No, I'm good. Besides, that's for the cats and not you Osomatsu." You mumbled the last part but still looked at him.

"You're so cute when you're shy like that." Osomatsu said, wrapping an arm around you. You blushed from this. 'I want to kill him.' Ichimatsu thought to himself. "Here, have some." Osomatsu offered Ichimatsu. 'Those aren't yours! Didn't you just hear what (Y/N) said?!' Ichimatsu then slowly grabbed the Dried Sardines, 'But if I don't eat these now, he'll be suspicious again.'

Ichimatsu then chewed on one. "See? Aren't they good?" Osomatsu asked, letting go of you. "Yeah, they're delicious." Ichimatsu replied. "Right? Ichimatsu's so stupid, giving these to the cats." Osomatsu said, he then laughed, along with Ichimatsu. You sighed, "You shouldn't do this, especially since he's right behind us Osomatsu, and you too Karamatsu." You said.

Ichimatsu felt glad that you were at his side like always but he couldn't help but glare at Osomatsu. 'I'll kill you!' He threatened Osomatsu in his mind. He then saw a cat out the window. The Dried Sardine fell from his mouth, saw the cat cry, and ran away.

'No! It's not like that! Don't leave!' Ichimatsu yelled out in his mind. He had tear strands come down his eyes and held a hand out for the cat. You looked at him confused. "What's wrong? You want some more?" Osomatsu asked. Ichimatsu punched him again.

"K-Karamatsu?!" You said. "Wh-What?!" Osomatsu said shocked. "Oh, this cold..." Ichimatsu said coughing again. "Would you stop that?!" Osomatsu yelled out. 'Seriously, Ichimatsu must be deaf or something...' You thought to yourself.

'What the hell am I doing? I ate my best friend's favorite food to protect myself!' Ichimatsu thought to himself with tear strands from his eyes.

"Oh, yeah... Karamatsu." Osomatsu said. Ichimatsu snapped out of it and turned around. "I have a favor to ask you. Could I borrow your sunglasses and leather jacket just once?" Osomatsu asked. "Huh?" Ichimatsu asked surprised.

"Well, I know I always teased you about them, but I've always wanted to try them on once." Osomatsu laughed and rubbed his finger under his nose. "Your leather jacket actually looks cool to try on K-Karamatsu." You said smiling.

'If only I could be honest and just say it, like this idiot and my girlfriend! Who by the way is acting all cute.' Ichimatsu blushed a little. He tried to brush it off. 'Then I wouldn't have lost my best friend's trust! Just think, if this could somehow ruin my relationship with (Y/N)!'

"Karamatsu? You're sweating a lot... Are you okay?" You asked. 'Just be honest already, Ichimatsu. Tell them you also just wanted to try it once...' Ichimatsu thought to himself sweating and looking down. "Hey, what's wrong?" Osomatsu asked.

"A-Actually... I told you it was a cold. I might have a fever." Ichimatsu said posing. "Ah, I see." Osomatsu said and you nodded. 'I can't say it! There's no way! If I could say it now, I could've done it ages ago! I could've made friends, too!' Ichimatsu thought to himself.

"Well, you'll catch a chill. You should take that off." Osomatsu said. "Huh? No, I'm fine." Ichimatsu said quickly. "No, you're not." Osomatsu replied. "I'm fine!" Ichimatsu yelled. "You're sweating." Osomatsu said. "He's right Karamatsu." You said. "It's fine." Ichimatsu said to you and him. "You're going to get chilled." Osomatsu said with concern.

"No!" Ichimatsu yelled angrily. "Why?" Osomatsu said frustrated. "It's embarrassing!" Ichimatsu said. 'Since when do you get embarrassed?' You thought to yourself. "Why is it embarrassing?!" Osomatsu yelled back. "Because... Because I like you!" Ichimatsu said. Osomatsu was shocked and very confused, "Huh?" You and Osomatsu said at the same time.

"I've recently awakened to these feelings, so if I have to strip in front of you..." Ichimatsu trailed off. "Uh, you're kidding, right?" Osomatsu asked worriedly. "I'm not kidding, silly." Ichimatsu said looking away cute and blushing.

Osomatsu backed up quickly. 'I'm at my wit's end. Why did I lie like that? The only way out of this is to hurry and get him out of here.' Ichimatsu thought to himself. "Um, Osomatsu..." Ichimatsu said. Osomatsu flinched quick, "Huh?" He said.

Ichimatsu pulled out money. "Will you go to the races with this money?" Ichimatsu asked. "Huh?" Osomatsu asked. "I'll just lose if I go. So go for m-" Ichimatsu was cut off by Osomatsu quickly taking the money.

"Seriously?! I can? All right! Talk about lucky!" Osomatsu said celebrating about the money and having you close to him. "O-Osomatsu?!" You said blushing and feeling a bit uncomfortable.

'If a thousand yen is all it takes, that's nothing. I just need to tell them later that what I said was a joke.' Ichimatsu thought looking at them. 'You're kidding... I-It can't be..' Ichimatsu thought looking at Karamatsu who is now awake!

Karamatsu rubbed his eyes and saw Ichimatsu dressed in his clothes, "What?!" They stared at each other.

'What?!'

'What?!'

'What?!'

'What?!'

'What?!'

'What?!'

'I-I'm finished...' Ichimatsu thought turning white.

'W-What in the world is going on? Why is Ichimatsu wearing my perfect fashion?' Karamatsu thought and saw Ichimatsu's clothes in front of him. 'C-Could it be...' Karamatsu trailed off.

"Karamatsu? Hey!" You said. "He went white as a sheet all of a sudden. Oh, well." Osomatsu said. You and Osomatsu heard something behind you both and saw "Oh, you're awake, Ichimatsu." Osomatsu said. Ichimatsu snapped out of it and looked at Karamatsu wearing his clothes. "Hi Ichimatsu." You smiled.

"Yeah. I slept well." Karamatsu said.

'Karamatsu! Karamatsu, Karamatsu, Karamatsu! What the hell?! He's gonna try to act like me to remedy this? Is he a god?! Is he actually a god?! Actually, just die!' Ichimatsu thought to himself.

"I'm awake, meow. I'm still sleepy, meow." Karamatsu said pretending to be a cat. 'But he sucks at being me!' Ichimatsu thought panicking. "What's with that character?" Osomatsu asked. "Uh, I just thought I'd go with this from now on." Karamatsu said. "I see." Osomatsu replied.

'Don't say something like that! I don't want to go on acting like that!' Ichimatsu thought to himself. "Heh, if that's what you want. Then I won't judge." You said and went to sit in his lap. Karamatsu blushed but he tried to keep this character so you won't find out. 'I'm so gonna kill Karamatsu first!' Ichimatsu thought to himself, feeling jealous.

"Hey, wanna go to the horse races? (Y/N)-chan can come too." Osomatsu said to himself. Karamatsu looked at him shocked at first, "Uh, nah... N-Not today."

"Aww..." Osomatsu complained. "I actually have something serious to discuss with Ichi- I mean, Karamatsu, so could you leave, meow?" Karamatsu said. "Huh? What the hell?" Osomatsu wined.

'Is he trying to save me by sending Osomatsu-niisan away?! Seriously, what's up with his kindness?! Actually, just die! I'm now a Karamatsu boy!' Ichimatsu thought to himself.

"You guys are super creepy today. See ya." Osomatsu said leaving. You got up, "I'll see you later Ichimatsu." You said. He looked at you and smiled, "I'll see you too, m- (Y/N), meow." Karamatsu said.

You kissed him on the cheek and Karamatsu blushed. "Bye." You walked away, "Bye, Karamatsu." You walked out.

You then remembered that you still haven't given back Karamatsu's sunglasses yet. 'How can I forget?!' You thought to yourself. You then saw Osomatsu walking back. "O-Osomatsu. Can you give these back to Karamatsu please?" You asked.

"Huh? Oh, Sure." Osomatsu replied. He then waved goodbye and walked back to the room. You walked to the door and heard "Seriously, It's not like that!" You looked back, confused at first, but shrugged and walked to your house.

End Of Ichimatsu Moment