-Third's Pov-

Osomatsu wished this was a dream.

An incredibly fucked up nightmare that he could just wake up from.

Chibita had told him that while he was in his comatose state...His family were not the only people that had died...

All the people he cared about were gone...

One by One...

January 8, 1971, Iyami. He died from periodontitis. Poor Bastard never stood a chance.

December 8, 1975, Dayon. Tries for a Guiness world record and dies from choking on a small tapestry.

December 9, 1975, Hatabo. Dies when a bolt of lightning strikes his flag and burns him to a crisp.

April 1, 1978, Totoko Yowai. Oh God...in Osomatsu's case, he broke down when he learned what happend to her...She failed to diet and becomes anorexic, dying when her weight drops to 3 kilograms.

August 6, 1980, Dekapan. Dies after changing into memory foam underwear that wears down his balls and gives him tetanus.

January 1, 1988, Akatsuka Fujio. Commits suicide from being unable to draw manga anymore due to severe alcoholism....

Osomatsu: Why...? Why did this had to happend to everyone?

Espcally...Why did it had to happend to people Osomatsu cared about. Espically his family...His brothers.

Chibita is the only person he has left now...

He missed everyone. Including Iyami, even if the guy was a jerk that only cared about himself. But he made life interesting...Without him and everyone else, it felt like life was just boring.

Osomatsu walks over to Chibita's oden stand.

Osomatsu: Hey.

Chibita looks up from making oden and made a small smile.

Chibita: Hey you idgit...

Osomatsu sat on one of the chairs and asked for a drink. Usually he would want sake or maybe alcohol. But for now, he just wanted water.

Chibita returned with his water a few minutes later and Osomatsu drinks it slowly.

He sighs as Chibita could've swore the noise he made sounded really petty. But, he had no right to judge. After all, the young male had just lost his family. Chibita understands how it feels to be alone because he hardly knew much about his own family.

The atmosphere between the two was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Chibita decided to say something to make Osomatsu feel a little better.

Chibita: Hey...Uh...Nice weather right?

Osomatsu stared at him with an questioning look and Chibita wanted to slapped himself.

Chibita: (REALLY?! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?! DAMN IT CHIBITA! YOU DUMB IDGIT!!!)

Osomatsu: Uh...Yeah...

Chibita: So...Umm...Did anything interesting today...

This was so awkward...

Osomatsu: Not much...

Chibita: Ah...

The two stared at each other for a little bit until Chibita looks down at his feet.

Chibita: They were all such great people...

Osomatsu looks up at him again in shock before nodding. So Chibita also missed everyone even if the small man believed everyone he talked too was an idiot or an idgit in his case.

Osomatsu made a small grin while rubbing his nose.

Osomatsu: Yeah...They were...