In this oneshot Bryan will be infecting Inpu with dirty pickup lines and Inpu will just break. TW (Terrible but funny dirty pick up lines)

Inpu POV
I was busy walking when Bryan came into my room. "Hey sexy are you busy?" "Yea sorry Bryan come back later." Bryan sighed and left. Hopefully he doesn't hate me for that.

Bryan POV
Inpu really thinks I'm giving up that easily. I sneak into the room and go behind Inpu. I then whispered in his ear, "Do you like dragons? Because I can see me dragon my balls on your face." This made him flustered. "Bryan I need to work." "There's a party in my pants and you're the only one invited." "Bryan s-stop." Inpu is going to break under preasure I see. "Has anyone told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day." "B-Bryan s-stop." "Oh we all know you don't want me to stop." "You can call me Nemo since I'm never afraid to touch the butt." Inpu seems to almost not be functioning. All I need to do is make him puddy to me. Then we can cuddle. "Hi, I'm Andy wanna play with my woody?" "S-S-Stop B-B-Brya-" He couldn't finish his sentence maybe one more pick up line will do it. "One night with me and I will show you a whole new world." That done it. I took him to his bed and cuddled him. "Mow you aren't busy." "I hate but live you Bryan." He snuggled into me and I just laughed.

Hope you enjoyed and see you in the next oneshot. Also sorry if I ruined kid shows! (Not really sorry)