(Note that because of how freaking feminist this musical is, I chose to use only females as the roles. I also wanna apologize for the vulgar behavior and for the language. I'm trying to make this as accurate as I can, so bear with me. Thanks!)

Roles:

Bri
Re
Kaylee
Marshie
Yuki
Kae
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Catherine of Aragon (Divorced #1)
Anne Boleyn (Beheaded #1)
Jane Seymour (Died)
Anna Of Cleves (Divorced #2)
Katherine Howard (Beheaded #2)
Catherine Parr (Survived)
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Divorced #1: Re
Explanation:
Re wouldn't be let down for her looks, or her failure to produce a son. Instead, probably because of Bri! Re would also make the PERFECT Catherine of Aragon due to her loyalty to both the Vatican and to Henry VIII. And she will not allow his decision to change her one single bit!

Beheaded #1: Bri
Explanation:
Bri has a personality like Anne Boleyn. She has the habit of not listening to others, or raising her voice. There's no doubt Henry VIII would have her head chopped off. Sorry not sorry!
But in all seriousness, Bri knows what's right and what's wrong, which can lead to her death when she raises her voice.

Died: Marshie
Explanation:
Marshie depends a lot on the Misfits, since it is her home. Jane depended a lot on her husband, since she was about to have a son. And even though Jane died of childbirth complications, she might've been able to keep a long and lasting relationship with the king. Even if she dies, Marshie's name won't go easily into the gravestone. Why? She has a heart of stone.

Divorced #2: Cookie/Cordelia
Explanation:
Cookie, or Cordelia, makes the perfect Anna of Cleves! King Henry VIII would've fallen for her Cordelia side (portrait) until he saw what she looked like irl, or her cookie side. So, she'd be divorced. She'd also be the one to not give a single fuck.

Beheaded #2: Kae
Explanation:
Kae cares deeply about her mother, a lot like how Katherine cared about her boyfriends. And so when her mother turned into a zombie, Kae still never stopped loving her. While Katherine may have been beheaded, her love and heartbreak over the king was never taken away. Neither was it taken away from any of her other lovers. And that's why Kae just represents a living Katherine.

Survived: Kaylee
Explanation:
She was with the doc.
There.

Tell me your thoughts, or if there's any other fandoms you want me to divide the characters into! I plan on either doing the RQ book series next, the Unwind series next, or as other origin YouTube series the gang has done in the past! Let me know!