CHAPTER FOUR: Somewhere else I guess

Well, there were somewhere else.

“Hark! A new city we found! Here we—”

“Gosh danggit Darkky stop the Shakespear and let’s go inside the city and die—I mean die—GOSH DANGGIT—I mean sell our food… from people who have died,” Doragon sprawled.

“Yeah, no longer will we murder for their livers, kidneys, ect.,” Frost said. Suddenly, Purple popped out of the bushes.

Shocked, Darkky slaughtered Purple. Darkky then stared at Purple dying body. “Oops.”

“LET’S MAKE A RUN FOR IT, NO ONE SHALL KNOOOOW!” Doragon shrieked. They all made a run for it, leaving Purple’s corpse behind.

Once they were in an abandoned store in the city, they set up. Finally, Organ Shop was reborn

“YES!”

They had great business.

No one suspected what was in their products, and just thought they were brand names. MORONS!

They made great money.

All was well.

The E—

“OH GOSH!” Darkky shrieked suddenly. “I-it’s… Eyeless Jack!”

“Hey guys,” Eyeless Jack said happily. “Y’know, I found this corpse and thought you might want it.” He put Purple’s corpse on the ground. Everyone let out a 30 second gasp and stared rudely at the corpse.

“Sheezus,” Doragon growled. “Well, we’ll take it… It’ll make good profit at least.”

They took Purple’s corpse and Jack left. Suddenly. Purple burst to life. She ran out of the store, screaming.

“Well, that’s money running out the door,” Doragon said, stretching casually.

“Literally,” Mossy added. “Except Purple isn’t made of money… yet.”

DUN

DUN

DUN

Suddenly, butcher.

“NO, NOT YOU AGAIN!” the trio—and Doragon—screeched. “AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!”

The butcher than leaped at Doragon, slashing open Doragon’s side. Doragon screamed. The butcher looked satisfied, and left (stealing a box of kidney juice as he did >:/).

“Doragon!” Mossy screamed. “Are you okay?”

Doragon looked up at her with glazed eyes. “Come closer…” he breathed. So Mossy did. “Mossy… Frost… Darkky… I’m not your father…” DUN DUN DUN